Want to go to hell?

[Svedish_Chef]

yes???

 

[Elizabeth]

*shrugs* Going to hell...tell me something I don't already know.

 

[Rhys]

hang on...

I've got some marshmallows around here somewhere...


did you know, that if you take plastic milk containers and throw them in a fire...they burn blue and purple...

 

[nzwookie]

Heaven does'nt want me...
Hell is afraid i'll take over..
So i'm stuck in the middle with you!!!!

 

[StrawberryPez]

If i went to heaven I'd be awfully lonely.....not knowing anyone and all..

 

[scylis]

whoa there! why, god herself spoke to me thru a cheese danish (ok, so it was Metatron actually speaking, but you know what i mean) and said that there isn't any hell whatsoever. we just have to do life over and over until we get is right. also told me the meaning of life.

i don't remember what the meaning of life is, anymore, but that was some danish.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i think i would burn a little maybe some other time

 

[DopeyAngel]

It looks pretty cosy down there...I'm sure I could settle in just fine.....I wonder what my neighbours will be like.........

 

[Wiggles]

Is that a close up of your fire place?

Are you insinuating that your fireplace is actually where hell is located?

That's pretty nifty.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

yes???

I'm on my way...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Want to go to hell?

I'm on my way...

They won't let you in , Morgy... so quit trying!!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: Re: Re: Want to go to hell?

They won't let you in , Morgy... so quit trying!!

Swell...another fucking club I can't join...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Want to go to hell?

Swell...another fucking club I can't join...

Do we need to start a Morgy Club??

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Want to go to hell?

Do we need to start a Morgy Club??

No..I just found out there is one already... But I can't join...

 

[LadyDarkFire]

I'd rather be there than where some of the people who told me I was going there are headed.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Want to go to hell?

No..I just found out there is one already... But I can't join...

That's the "No Homer's Club" sweetie!!

That's it, I'm gonna take the plunge...

 

[Rambling Rose]

I think I saw the face of Judas in there, Chef.

 

[WaxNWane]

Twain, I believe:

"Heaven for the climate, hell for the company."

Or like I once heard a little kid tell a rather overbearing parent after a "You be good or god's going to punish you and send you to you-know-where."

"You invented it, you go there."


The fairy tale that shouldn't even scare a kid.

 

[paganangel]

the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

 

[Rhys]

Watch out you might get what you're after.
Cool babes strange but not a stranger.
I'm an ordinary guy.
Burning down the house.

Hold tight wait till the party's over.
Hold tight we're in for nasty weather.
There has got to be a way.
Burning down the house.

Here's your ticket pack your bag:time for jumpin' overboard.
The transportation is here.
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are.
Fightin' fire woth fire.

All wet hey you might need a raincoat.
Shakedown dreams walking in broad daylight.
Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees.
Burning down the house.

It was once upon a place sometimes i listen to myself.
Gonna come in first place.
People on their way to work baby what did you expect.
Gonna burst into flame.

My house S'out of the ordinary.
That's might don't want to hurt nobody.
Some things sure can sweep me off my feet.
Burning dpwn the house.

No visible means of support and you have not seen nothin' yet.
Everything's stuck together.
I don't know what you expect staring into the TV set.
Fighting fire with fire.

 

[Silverluna]

nono...all of you are wrong...its a picture of Houston during a drought....