Wanna Tell A Chicken What To Do?

[Guest]

If so, you've come to the right thread.

Click on the link below and have a chicken do what you tell it...

Subserviantchicken.Com

Go on, it's fun!

For a while.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

WHAT! The chicken was such a chicken that she didn't have her ass in the air even! And I couldn't tell her to get it there!

now its your ass!

 

[Liar]

Ok, that was possibly the weirdest thing ever.

 

[Guest]

WHAT! The chicken was such a chicken that she didn't have her ass in the air even! And I couldn't tell her to get it there!

now its your ass!

Oh goodie!

I told it to "have a pee" and "dance" and "lay an egg". Those were funny.

Lou

P.S. Liar: Quite! LOL

 

[Liar]

Charley, "shake ya tailfeatha" worked pretty fine.

 

[Guest]

You've got to ask it to "hump". LOL still.

Perdita

Edited to add: type "plie" or "pray" (not sure, but it's either Jewish or Muslim)

 

[Guest]

You've got to ask it to "hump". LOL still.

Perdita

Dammit! I must go to bed!

Was just going, then I read your post, Perdita, and just had to go back to the chicken.

LMAO!

Fuck knows what I'll be dreaming about tonight.

Lou

 

[McKenna]

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[CharleyH]

IT doesn't do what I tell it to do - it only puts it's wing over it's beak.

AND IT doesn't use lotion!!!

for film buffs

 

[damppanties]

"Sit"


LOL

Lou, you're the queen of weirdness.

 

[minsue]

You've got to ask it to "hump". LOL still.

Perdita

Edited to add: type "plie" or "pray" (not sure, but it's either Jewish or Muslim)

I don't know how you thougt to ask it to plie, but that was priceless.

I'm confused, though, by the praying. It crossed itself before and after prayer. Jewish or Muslim??

I told it to kiss me. It kissed the pillow. *sigh* Durnit!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay LOU, that is eithe the most fucking weird thing I have ever seen or a great way to spend a lonely afternoon.

I shudder to think about it.
~A~

 

[minsue]

Okay LOU, that is eithe the most fucking weird thing I have ever seen or a great way to spend a lonely afternoon.

I shudder to think about it.
~A~

Ooh, I didn't think of that one!

- Mindy, off to tell the chicken to shudder

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ooh, I didn't think of that one!

- Mindy, off to tell the chicken to shudder

Tell It to lay an egg!!!!!!!!!!
~A~

 

[mtnman2003]

Hey Tatelou........

Absolutely amazing..... how in the world did you find this?
I expected a cartoon........

I can't even develop a reasonable question for this!

The chicken did hop on one foot, wings out, saluted, tried to lay an egg....... I lmao...........

Thanks!

Mtn

 

[Guest]

I don't know how you thougt to ask it to plie, but that was priceless.
I'm confused, though, by the praying. It crossed itself before and after prayer. Jewish or Muslim??

I simply thought it would be funny to see a huge chicken plie, but it went into a whole Swan Lake thing.

I don't recall it crossing itself; it went down on the ground and up and down like Muslims do (I think Jews do the standing bow).

 

[minsue]

I simply thought it would be funny to see a huge chicken plie, but it went into a whole Swan Lake thing.

I don't recall it crossing itself; it went down on the ground and up and down like Muslims do (I think Jews do the standing bow).

Maybe it has various prayers to randomly use. That seems far fetched, but then so does the entire site!

I would have been happy with a plie, but the entire cartoonish chicken ballet was priceless.

 

[damppanties]

Yes, it does have random actions. I asked it to sit three times and all the three times it did different stuff. I can't believe I'm conducting research on a subserviant chicken site.

ps. ask it to 'die'.

 

[Guest]

Yes, it does have random actions. I asked it to sit three times and all the three times it did different stuff. I can't believe I'm conducting research on a subserviant chicken site.

ps. ask it to 'die'.

I did that!

Glad so many of you have enjoyed that site, I've had hours of fun from it.

A friend sent me a link to it, dunno where they got it from.

Lou - The Queen of Wierdness (I love that, Dampy! )

 

[Guest]

I asked it to "do Shakespeare" and it performed a very dramatic death scene. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I asked it to "do Shakespeare" and it performed a very dramatic death scene. P.

OMG!! that is too funny, I told someone I thought about doing the same thing!!!!!!
~A~

 

[SeaCat]

ROTFLMAO

Ilaughed so hard I damn near laid an egg myself.

SeaCat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm gonna ask it to molt!!!!!!!

 

[minsue]

I'm sure it's wrong, but the various replies to this thread (and imagining you all giggling like children) are actually more amusing to me than the chicken was!

- Mindy, giggling like a schoolgirl as I read this thread

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm sure it's wrong, but the various replies to this thread (and imagining you all giggling like children) are actually more amusing to me than the chicken was!

- Mindy, giggling like a schoolgirl as I read this thread

Like children trapped in adult bodies!!!!!