Wanna naked woman in your living room?

[Mischka]

If so, then here's the coffee table for you!

Talk about your glass ceiling.

 

[Guest]

And here I thought you were offering.

 

[DéjàNu]

900.00$

 

[Eumenides]

Mischka...that coppery tan of yours is amazing!

 

[nitelite33]

Wasn't that in Burt Reynold's pad in Boogie Nights? ;D

I can easily imagine, John Holmes and Seka cutting through a mountain of blow on that table...

 

[Mischka]

Mischka...that coppery tan of yours is amazing!

Estee Lauder bronzer. I can't live without it.

 

[kotori]

I've never seen one in bronze before.

There's a more famous one, but the woman is on her ands and knees, supporting the glass top on her butt and shoulders. I can't remember the artist.

Where's Olivianna? She'd know.

 

[Mischka]

And here I thought you were offering.

I'd have to insist on keeping my socks on. It's chilly.

 

[Guest]

I'd have to insist on keeping my socks on. It's chilly.

You wouldn't have to, actually. I have the technology to...well, nevermind.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

i'm looking for cheep furniture for when I get my house in a few months.

know what I think that's a little too much for me, I'll probably just build all my tables

 

[Mischka]

i'm looking for cheep furniture for when I get my house in a few months.

One word - Ikea.

know what I think that's a little too much for me, I'll probably just build all my tables

You can build your own furniture? Very cool.

If you change your mind, here's one for around 200. No naked people, but definitely a different coffee table design.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't wear any gold chains, live in Vegas or have a home grotto, so I guess I'm out.

 

[Saint Peter]

here's one for around 200. No naked people, but definitely a different coffee table design.

The birds are naked.

 

[Mischka]

I don't wear any gold chains, live in Vegas or have a home grotto, so I guess I'm out.

How about chest hair that peaks over the top button? The sellers might make an exception for such a manly man display.

 

[bknight2602]

900.00$

I thought it seemed pricey to me.

 

[Zmey]

900.00$

for 9oo bucks I can make my own heh

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

You can build your own furniture? Very cool.

yes lol

with my background I sure as hell better be able to do an easy task like that.

well I can't build complex furniture like beds and couches, they have springs and fabrics and all kinds of shit that i've never been able to repair let alone be able to make properly

 

[TWB]

If so, then here's the coffee table for you!

Talk about your glass ceiling.

Rather have some snooby panted woman.

 

[Mischka]

I've heard those are exceedingly rare.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Is she anatomically correct? Everything in the right place? I don't know, for that kind of money she should do something other than just lie there...

 

[Agent99]

I don't know why, but seeing that photo reminded me of Anthony Michael Hall in the scene from "Sixteen Candles" where he is underneath a glass coffee table after the wild party.

He thinks he is entombed and keeps knocking his head against the top!


What style is the naked-lady-table considered? Pussy Modern? Shabby Chick?

 

[Phoenyx]

Reminds me of Hann Solo

 

[Never]

Nine hundred is a bit much for a naked lady.

 

[H'venlee]

For $900 I know someone who would make one of me...and enjoy every minute of it.

 

[Gamelover221]

I've heard those are exceedingly rare.

I think Mischka's are exceedingly rare. Wish I could find one of my own