Walking in on your mother...

Black_Bird

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... watching a movie with the volumn turned up. I thought it was her screaming, but it was just the movie.

I thought I was going to have to kick someone's ass for starting an argument with mom; probably my brother. Nice to come home to, huh?

[Edit: too to two tu. Blah.]
 
red_rose said:
Eek.

Better than what I *thought* you were going to say....

No it isn't. Especially concidering that my younger brother (not too much younger them I) lunged at my mother earlier this month. Adreniline was pumping... I was ready to rip my brother's arms out of their sockets and beat him with them. Grrr...
 
Black_Bird said:


No it isn't. Especially concidering that my younger brother (not too much younger them I) lunged at my mother earlier this month. Adreniline was pumping... I was ready to rip my brother's arms out of their sockets and beat him with them. Grrr...

Just be happy it was a movie and not a fight, sweetie....
 
Black_Bird said:


What? Having sex with the mail man? Sheeet, I was there... It's called conception, babe.

You have a dirty mind.

I was thinking more along the lines of making brownies.

...in the nude.
 
red_rose said:
You have a dirty mind.

Can't be helped; the doctor dropped it before he put it back in.

I was thinking more along the lines of making brownies
...in the nude.

No, that's tomarrow. Tuesdays. It's Tuesdays.
 
Oh, like who hasn't walked in on there mother while she was naked...

and tied to the coffee table decked out completely in bondage gear. This is why I always let my stepdad come home first.
 
red_rose said:
I bet family reunions are a real trip for BB and Silly...

Hell, we may even be from the same family. Hey, man - which side of the family are you on?
 
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