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[Guest]

eloquently put Lou......but I'm a complete whore.

~A~

Yeah, I knew that!

Please don't talk like that... you know it makes me suffer premature rigormortis in the nether regions

And, I don't need much encouragement to talk like that.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

Yeah, I knew that!



And, I don't need much encouragement to talk like that.

Lou

Normally I would say - like doesn't everyone know Lou?

I am artsy tonight though and will recite a couple of lines from me:

A whore to your libido . . . the rest applies to me

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, I knew that!

Thanks babe, it's always good to be recognized.
I want to be a Brit too.
~A~working on her accent.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, rats! I thought this was going to be a thread dissing Dubya.

DISAPPOINTED!

 

[minsue]

Oh, rats! I thought this was going to be a thread dissing Dubya.

DISAPPOINTED!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!



Thank you, 'Flicka. You've made my day.

 

[Guest]

I'm doing research on whether northern or southern Brits are hornier. I have an opinion but I resolve to remain unbiased. (Eyup.)

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, rats! I thought this was going to be a thread dissing Dubya.

DISAPPOINTED!

So let's make it one then!!!

 

[Guest]

O, Abby, I wish I hadn't looked. P.

 

[Guest]

Holyfuckingshit!!!!

I'm going to bed... was feeling incredibly horny... now I just feel like sobbing into my pillow.

ABSTRUSE, you are an EVIL woman!

Lou

P.S. Love ya, ya whore!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Holyfuckingshit!!!!

I'm going to bed... was feeling incredibly horny... now I just feel like sobbing into my pillow.

ABSTRUSE, you are an EVIL woman!

Lou

P.S. Love ya, ya whore!

laughing maniacally...........skipping around with the big foam finger.......I'm no#1.....woohoo.

 

[Guest]

laughing maniacally...........skipping around with the big foam finger.......I'm no#1.....woohoo.

Well, yeah, you are... for now... until Charley gets hold of your sorry arse!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, yeah, you are... for now... until Charley gets hold of your sorry arse!

Lou

Like I'm afraid? I have my silver bullet, cross and holy water, sharpening my stake as well as my tongue.

Lucky I love you Lou.

 

[minsue]

Like I'm afraid? I have my silver bullet, cross and holy water, sharpening my stake as well as my tongue.

Lucky I love you Lou.

That sharp tongue is likely to be your best weapon.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That sharp tongue is likely to be your best weapon.

Keep it under your tail feathers, but if all else fails I have a virgin to throw in her path, that should give me enough time to get away.....

 

[minsue]

Keep it under your tail feathers

Your sharpened tongue? OK, but only if you're careful.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your sharpened tongue? OK, but only if you're careful.

gosling humor

 

[CharleyH]

gosling humor

Mother goose has her way, and yet she is merely a fuck ooops, duck faity tale

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Apparently I have nothing to fear here. I rule in my own little world, come gosling, you may have the virgin.

~A~

 

[minsue]

Apparently I have nothing to fear here. I rule in my own little world, come gosling, you may have the virgin.

~A~

 

[ABSTRUSE]

doesn't take much does it?????
Just be gentle gosling.

~A~

 

[Svenskaflicka]

So let's make it one then!!!

*shivers, teeth clicking*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

for Svenska.........

 

[Svenskaflicka]

LOL

...wait! What the EFF is that thing in the middle? A microphone on a stick? Or a dribbling cock?

Bush + dribbling cockhead... I'm not sure if these are synonyms, or perhaps the most effective argument against teens having sex.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

another.........

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

*wipes tears, clutches belly*