Voting Thread: The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing

[FallingToFly]

You could always start a ppoll thread for each category, and have the answers be the titles of the stories.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You could always start a ppoll thread for each category, and have the answers be the titles of the stories.

I did consider this, but did not wish to swamp the AH with threads for one contest. I was afraid they'd come after me with torches and pitchforks.

 

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[BlackShanglan]

Pffft. You were afraid no one would come after you with floggers and currycombs.

It's a constant nagging fear of mine. I require a great deal of reassurance.

 

[FallingToFly]

It's a constant nagging fear of mine. I require a great deal of reassurance.

Flogger... check.
Currycomb.... check.
Cowboy Magic.... check.
Show Sheen.... check

Now, where did that stud go again?

 

[FallingToFly]

Bumping, upwards and onwards.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Bumpity Bump...

 

[Guest]

Vote and comment, comment and vote, vommet and cote, cote and vomment, foment and shout. shout and foment...

Waitaminite, what was i saying? OH yeah! Two more days for voting! What's really BAD here?

 

[FallingToFly]

Vote and comment, comment and vote, vommet and cote, cote and vomment, foment and shout. shout and foment...

Waitaminite, what was i saying? OH yeah! Two more days for voting! What's really BAD here?

I honestly didn't think anything was -really- bad... But I had to spend twenty minutes slugging back coffee and Excedrin while wearing sunglasses to get through Breathless Stargazing... it made my eyes twitch and my head hurt so badly...

I liked a lot of them... I loved Pied Piper, and I loved the Untitled Numerical Measurements one, and.. well, yes. I loved them. Period.

Which makes me think of the Menustral Blood thread...

Eww.

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

Gah, this was really hard! They were all awesome. Here's my scorecard.

Best Story: #9

Best Parody or Comic Piece: #8

Guiltiest Pleasure: #10

Most Disturbingly Hot: #3

Best "Serious" Rehabilitation of a Sin: #9

 

[FallingToFly]

Then don't read those threads. Sheesh.

I actually didn't... I just remembered seeign the title and being vaguely squeamish. >.< I know... how immature, but I still find it an annoyance and a ickiness issue. Then again, I'm a bit obsessive about personal hygiene. Among other things.

/threadjack.

 

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[BlackShanglan]

Please note the re-categorization of entry #4. Humblest apologies to the author; the original incorrect categorization was entirely my fault.

Shanglan

 

[FallingToFly]

Are you even legal old enough to be posting at Lit? A personal hygiene issue? Since when?

Well beyond legal, tyvm midear.

And if you grew up in a house full of women, some of them more mindful of their personal cleanliness than others, you might be as well. Forgive me if the smell of rotting meat is a turn-off.

/threadjack... again.

 

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[BlackShanglan]

Shang, I apologize for the threadjacking. I'm absolutely ashamed of myself and heading off to do some sort of penance.

I think I can help with that.



I have no qualms with the threadjacking - just wanted to make sure that it was clear where the story belonged.

 

[FallingToFly]

I think I can help with that.



I have no qualms with the threadjacking - just wanted to make sure that it was clear where the story belonged.

My apologies as well... and BUMP.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

<--hoping Shang is getting loads of PMs...

 

[Kev H]

*waits in anticipation*

So...when's the next one?

 

[Bedtime Storyteller]

As an entrant, I'm not voting, but I have to say these were great. Quite fun to read them, although I have to say that good writers make even the worst of sins bearable somehow.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

As an entrant, I'm not voting, but I have to say these were great. Quite fun to read them, although I have to say that good writers make even the worst of sins bearable somehow.

I'm not voting for the same rason, but I have to say the sentiment is spot on. Wonderful job everyone

 

[Guest]

As an entrant, I'm not voting, but I have to say these were great. Quite fun to read them, although I have to say that good writers make even the worst of sins bearable somehow.

Oh go on, vote. I did -- I just excluded my entry Most were better than mine in any case -- was too much fun!

 

[FallingToFly]

I wonder when we get to find out th ewinners? I'm actually excited to know!!

 

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