Voice Thread!!

[Valgaav]

Maybe pics would help, that's up to you.

The thread doesn't suck, I don't think. The problem is probobly that out of the people on this site who have mics, not all of them know how to use it. Of them only a fraction might see this thread. And out of those people they may just lack the inclination. It might be like asking for pictures of Eskimo women dancing on the equator

 

[ratzo]

i still don't see anyone else posting.... so i think this thread must sux, maybe we should add sum pics.. haha

I feel certain that if I could just get my sexy voice up on the thread, it'd be packed with responses from young ladies clamoring to get my phone #....

 

[Guest]

I feel certain that if I could just get my sexy voice up on the thread, it'd be packed with responses from young ladies clamoring to get my phone #....

lmao.. is it that good?! must be if your bragging... u could sound like pee wee...lol..

 

[ratzo]

lmao.. is it that good?! must be if your bragging... u could sound like pee wee...lol..

lol you know how to find out for sure

 

[Guest]

true true.. i reckon

 

[ratzo]

true true.. i reckon

heh

 

[Sex The Drug]

Mark my vote for you adding your Pic Yummy

 

[Guest]

*BUMP*

 

[Tropism]

Well, where are the tongue twisters at least? Sheesh!

 

[Mental Giant]

Re: Re: and wait a minute...

lol.. i sound like i'm 16 is that ok?! lol

How many times do I have to tell you Mel? You do NOT sound like you're 16!

 

[HotAsJuly]

I am truly surprised that more people aren't posting themselves on here. It's a great idea Mel!! It always sucks... not knowing what to say *L*

 

[Tropism]

Grr. Well since I helped coax Mel into some, I'll post a simple one. I dont know who Linda is, though.

I sent Mel a bunch of ideas. Hopefully she'll drop a few in once in a while.

 

[Tropism]

I am truly surprised that more people aren't posting themselves on here. It's a great idea Mel!! It always sucks... not knowing what to say *L*

Here's some things to say that arent quite so colorful as Ratzo's


Female
(I think most of these fit into either)
"I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week."

Male
"Would you be offended if I asked you to swallow my children?"
"Brr. My hands are cold. Can I warm them on your heaving breasts?"
"I love every bone in your body-- especially mine."
"I've got the tools, wanna get screwed?"
"Hey baby, wanna play firechief? I'll play the firehouse and you can slide down my pole."
"My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?"
"Can I hide my nuts in your pouch for the winter?"
"I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand."

Either
"I wish you were my lollipop, I'd lick you all over."
"So, what are the chances we can engage in anything more than just conversation?"
"If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning."
"You know, I would really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it."
"Just call me milk. I'll do your body good."
"I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you."
"Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later tonight."


To give proper credit, these are all from:
Naughty Cards

http://www.naughtycards.com/gifs/logo.GIF

 

[Guest]

lol, you just want me tripping over my tongue and shit...lol..

 

[Guest]

MMMMmmmm Linda!! lol

 

[Valgaav]

C'mon good people! Let's hear those voices! Vocalize your vocalocity! Praise the winds with the sounds of your sounds! Let it be heard what you have to say! Let not the good people down!

 

[Tropism]

lol, you just want me tripping over my tongue and shit...lol..

Well you don't have to do a tongue twister, there's plenty of other things to say.

 

[Guest]

Well you don't have to do a tongue twister, there's plenty of other things to say.

lol, yeah but i'm not one for cheesy lines either.. work at a bar hear enough of those....

 

[Valgaav]

"Hey mouse...say cheese!"

"Wow, with a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero."

You could try those if you want to be Simpsonsesque.

 

[Tropism]

lol, yeah but i'm not one for cheesy lines either.. work at a bar hear enough of those....

Well then how come you need suggestions? You have plenty to say. You can even follow ratzo's lead.

Hmmm, or maybe morning cartoons?

 

[Guest]

lol, i was just simply asking what y'all would like to hear....

 

[Valgaav]

lol, i was just simply asking what y'all would like to hear....

Anything you say would be fine. It's your voice more than the words that matters. Though....you could try:

"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

 

[Guest]

lmao...

 

[Tropism]

lol, i was just simply asking what y'all would like to hear....

Anything from this member along the lines of ratzo's suggestion would be kewl:

 

[Guest]

LMAO.....
YEAH YEAH!! lol.... Bunch of perv's lol.... just playin....