Voice Request

[BrokenRomantic]

Thank you for sharing this. Your words and story were beautiful. *hugs*

Thank you for your kind words. Nothing more beautiful than a happy child when she knows she beat cancer.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This was a private request for someone and she suggested I post it. She wanted me to record three things I'd do to a woman on my couch. Here it is.

3 Things

very sexy.

I would like someone to choose any rap or hip hop lyric or song section and speak it. Don't sing or try to rap it. Just speak it. The sillier the better.

this would be fun, if I had the nerve, which I don't.

but I do know which lyric I would choose, if that counts at all.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

very sexy.



this would be fun, if I had the nerve, which I don't.

but I do know which lyric I would choose, if that counts at all.

glad you liked it

what lyric?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

glad you liked it

what lyric?

of course I did.


the first thing that popped into my head was Rapper's Delight LMAO

(no, I know that doesn't date me at all. )

 

[BrokenRomantic]

the first thing that popped into my head was Rapper's Delight LMAO

(no, I know that doesn't date me at all. )

You know, that was the first rap song I thought of when I thought of "silly." Alas, I'm not doing this one. I've done the last few.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

You know, that was the first rap song I thought of when I thought of "silly." Alas, I'm not doing this one. I've done the last few.

I first thought of "Ice, Ice Baby."

 

[KalIsBack]

I actually do that all the time, the rap thing.

Just listening to a rap song, keeping the same tempo and cadence, but losing all the slang and colouring of speech. Speaking as properly as I possibly can, and it comes out hilariously bad.

Imagine an English aristocrat trying to sing Ludacris.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I actually do that all the time, the rap thing.

Just listening to a rap song, keeping the same tempo and cadence, but losing all the slang and colouring of speech. Speaking as properly as I possibly can, and it comes out hilariously bad.

Imagine an English aristocrat trying to sing Ludacris.

I don't want to imagine it. I want to hear it.

 

[KalIsBack]

I don't want to imagine it. I want to hear it.

If wishes were fishes.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If wishes were fishes.

yeah, I think I've heard that very same phrase from someone else, recently.

chicken.

 

[KalIsBack]

yeah, I think I've heard that very same phrase from someone else, recently.

chicken.

Gee, I wonder where he got it from? I could still kill his stupid ass, you know.

Name-calling? Real mature. Real, real mature.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Gee, I wonder where he got it from? I could still kill his stupid ass, you know.

Name-calling? Real mature. Real, real mature.

Haven't you heard? Its No Murder Monday!

 

[KalIsBack]

Haven't you heard? Its No Murder Monday!

I thought it was Murder Monday.......

And fine. But no one said it wasn't Maniacal Mayhem Monday.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Gee, I wonder where he got it from? I could still kill his stupid ass, you know.

Name-calling? Real mature. Real, real mature.

I wish you would.

love you too, baby.

 

[KalIsBack]

I wish you would.

love you too, baby.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Haven't you heard? Its No Murder Monday!

stay out of this, Pooh.

Kal and I have a Special Relationship.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

whatever.

I am Untouchable.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

stay out of this, Pooh.

Kal and I have a Special Relationship.

Pooh? That is an insult for which I will not stand. I'm leaving!

 

[KalIsBack]

stay out of this, Pooh.

Kal and I have a Special Relationship.

Yeah. Real bloody special. The kind where I bounce off the rubber walls because I've gone mad, and you need to go see a shrink to deal with your issues.
You did that on purpose.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah. Real bloody special. The kind where I bounce off the rubber walls because I've gone mad, and you need to go see a shrink to deal with your issues.
You did that on purpose.

if that's all it takes send you over the cliff, I think you're the one with the issues.

and yeah, I did that on purpose.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pooh? That is an insult for which I will not stand. I'm leaving!

but, sweetie! don't you remember your love note to me?

be grateful. I nearly called you Poop instead.

 

[afriquemystique]

but, sweetie! don't you remember your love note to me?

be grateful. I nearly called you Poop instead.

I think Pervy Sage asked you on this thread for you to tell your dirtiest joke. I'm sure of it.

That or I didn't take my meds this morning.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think Pervy Sage asked you on this thread for you to tell your dirtiest joke. I'm sure of it.

That or I didn't take my meds this morning.

Give Unsolicited Advice To The Person Above You: take your meds.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I leave this thread alone for ONE DAY and it's all hijacked with Pooh!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I leave this thread alone for ONE DAY and it's all hijacked with Pooh!

I'm still waiting on my hip hop soliloquy.