Voice Request

I have a request. Someone recommend three books I should read and why they rate it.

Here you go.

John Dies at the End by David Wong
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke
The Casual Vacancy by JK Rowling

Sleeping Beauty Series by Anne Rice
The Hidden Grotto Series by Louisa Burton

I request that someone record themselves describing something they often fantasize about doing to give someone sexual pleasure. The catch? Make it sound totally non-sexy and boring. ;)
 
So here's a request to restart the thread. I request someone to talk about an object they have that means something very important to them. Don't tell us what it is, just tell us why you have it, why it's important to you, and how it makes you feel.
 
oh, forgot my request

I wanna hear your side of an imaginary phone conversation where your SO calls you about mundane everyday stuff and you turn it into dirty talk
 
oh, forgot my request

I wanna hear your side of an imaginary phone conversation where your SO calls you about mundane everyday stuff and you turn it into dirty talk

Here ya go.

I'd like to hear somebody describe a normal, routine act in which they touch themselves in a nonsexual manner, but make it seem sexual.
 
You make me laugh with your wry choice. Truth is I did read encyclopedia as a girl. Often and thoroughly. xx

:) Good. You can never laugh too often. Unless you're trying to convince someone to remove your straight-jacket.
I applaud your confession. No need to be shy - I did too.
As a boy.
As a girl I read 'Black Beauty'.
No, not really.
I never read that book.
But my 'truth' is I really do have the full 1962 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica collection in a handcrafted bookcase.
 
I don't know if there is a non-sexual way to touch me, but Here we go ;)

I want to hear why 'That' should or shouldn't go in 'There' ...

mmm... would love to be perched on the sink, perhaps getting a hand in on the morning ritual. With that voice, you could make washing an obstreperous dog sound sexual. You could consider that a request.

:) Good. You can never laugh too often. Unless you're trying to convince someone to remove your straight-jacket.
I applaud your confession. No need to be shy - I did too.
As a boy.
As a girl I read 'Black Beauty'.
No, not really.
I never read that book.
But my 'truth' is I really do have the full 1962 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica collection in a handcrafted bookcase.

I read both the Hardy Boys and the Campfire Girls, as well as the labels on the soup cans and anything with letters. Voracious wordaholic from early on. I too read encyclopedia, but we only had World Book. I made sure to buy Britannica for our sons! A handcrafted bookcase... love the display of reverence!
 
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