Vivid dreams

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

I dreamed yesterday morning I couldn't find my glasses (this is very bad to someone who can't see 6 inches without them); I woke myself up to make sure they were still on the dresser.

 

[Guest]

I dreamed yesterday morning I couldn't find my glasses (this is very bad to someone who can't see 6 inches without them); I woke myself up to make sure they were still on the dresser.

theres just something so endearing about a man with poor eye sight... in that mr. magoo kinda way.

 

[carsonshepherd]

theres just something so endearing about a man with poor eye sight... in that mr. magoo kinda way.

shuddup, you

I also dreamed a few minutes ago, just as I was waking up, that my dog could talk. But she didn't have anything intelligent to say.... just babbled nonsense....

 

[rgraham666]

Last dream I had that I remember, I got a good story out of it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

My last one was so outrageous I can't even post it here for fear of ridicule.

 

[Guest]

Last dream I had was a nightmare.

Something awful in the news triggered a panic dream about my children.



(all better now - it pays to wake up your spouse if you're having bad dreams)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Last dream I had was a nightmare.

Something awful in the news triggered a panic dream about my children.



(all better now - it pays to wake up your spouse if you're having bad dreams)

Me too! This morning I had this horrible nightmare that my son was missing. I'd watched him go out the door and walk over to his aunt's house(who lives nowhere near us in real life) and then she was calling on the phone to say he never made it there. It was really cold outside and as we searched for him, I had this very real terrifying feeling he was running out of time.

I woke up in the middle of it for some reason and ran into the living room where he was sleeping peacefully on the couch. It probably was something on the news that created this dream too. It seems like you can't even go a day without hearing about a missing child anymore.

 

[sophia jane]

Night before last I had a dream about being trapped in a building with a bunch of strangers for several days. Couldn't get out to take care of my kids. ;( I woke up feeling very disorientated- hate when that happens.

SJ

 

[Stella_Omega]

theres just something so endearing about a man with poor eye sight... in that mr. magoo kinda way.

I had a boyfriend once who was hyperopic- far sighted. In bed, he couldn't focus on me. He looked blind, and SO sexy!


I drove about 240 miles yesterday, in big loops- dropping people off, picking people up. Just as I was falling asleep, a black Mustang fastback ('bout 1970) swerved into my lane, and woke me right up again! It was just like one of those "falling" reflex responses.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Dream Sequence: I transform into a 500 pound pregnant biker lady. The baby is not carried in my belly, but rather in one of my cheeks causing the skin on one side of my face to be stretched and disfigured tremendously.

Someone walks into the coffee shop/bookstore/stripclub where I am sitting in a back room immersing myself in a novel titled "Chicken Soup, and Tigger Too!" and declares that the baby is not mine. I start to argue with the person, but then they quickly pull a book from the shelf which contains evidence that the child is actually a reincarnate of Hitler.

Something snaps in my head, and I grab a nearby saraded knife and proceed to cut away at the flesh of my cheek trying to abort the baby. The pain is so overwhelming, and my cries are so loud, that I quickly awaken.

 

[kiba]

ok now i am afraid to go to sleep

 

[TheEarl]

Dream Sequence: I transform into a 500 pound pregnant biker lady. The baby is not carried in my belly, but rather in one of my cheeks causing the skin on one side of my face to be stretched and disfigured tremendously.

Someone walks into the coffee shop/bookstore/stripclub where I am sitting in a back room immersing myself in a novel titled "Chicken Soup, and Tigger Too!" and declares that the baby is not mine. I start to argue with the person, but then they quickly pull a book from the shelf which contains evidence that the child is actually a reincarnate of Hitler.

Something snaps in my head, and I grab a nearby saraded knife and proceed to cut away at the flesh of my cheek trying to abort the baby. The pain is so overwhelming, and my cries are so loud, that I quickly awaken.

Once again Helene, you have proven that you are the weirdest person I know. Congratulations.

A couple of days ago, I woke up to my alarm, had a shower, put my contacts in, had breakfast and then met my sister coming down the stairs. She asked what time I'd got up and I replied 7.30. Her response was "Yeah, right, I heard your alarm still repeating at ten to eight."

I then woke up to the sound of my alarm to discover that it was in fact ten to eight and my alarm was repeating on the snooze cycle. I hadn't actually got up at all.

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

Dream Sequence: I transform into a 500 pound pregnant biker lady. The baby is not carried in my belly, but rather in one of my cheeks causing the skin on one side of my face to be stretched and disfigured tremendously.

Someone walks into the coffee shop/bookstore/stripclub where I am sitting in a back room immersing myself in a novel titled "Chicken Soup, and Tigger Too!" and declares that the baby is not mine. I start to argue with the person, but then they quickly pull a book from the shelf which contains evidence that the child is actually a reincarnate of Hitler.

Something snaps in my head, and I grab a nearby saraded knife and proceed to cut away at the flesh of my cheek trying to abort the baby. The pain is so overwhelming, and my cries are so loud, that I quickly awaken.

That's what comes of eating cheese on toast and lobster last thing at night. It's David Lynch's favorite bedtime snack.

 

[Saucyminx]

I dreamed last night that i was dead and was a ghost. I was in my husband's bedroom. I was floating about 2 feet off the floor, really pale and wrapped in a long winding sheet that hung down nearly to the floor. He grabbed a hold of the end, and ripped off the sheet. When he did, I became bright red, and solid and dropped to the floor. That is when i realized i had become a succubus. And then i woke up.

Can't seem to shake this one. Eeek.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

I had the weirdest dream in a while yesterday!

AngelicMinx and I were sharing a hotel room at a writer's conference. One of the speakers at the conference was one of those motivational guys, and while Minx and I made fun of him, neither of us gave him a second thought. Until, that is, I kept finding his son in the closet of our room, wearing nothing but a towel or a sheet and a sheepish grin. Minx confessed to the relationship and asked me please not to tell anyone, as Sonny-Boy was pretending to be gay for some reason related to his father's motivational speeches.

I got roped into approaching the motivational speaker to sound him regarding his feelings about his son having a *gasp* heterosexual relationship, and wound up having an affair with the speaker himself. After the conference, the four of us wound up at the speaker's house, trying to hide two affairs from the opposite couple. Every now and then, my subconscious apparently decides I need some French farce in my life. *grin*

Reminds me of that episode of Friends that guest starred Bruce Willis. Ross was dating Willis's TV daughter and they went to the family cabin for a sexy weekend while Willis's character and Rachel had showed up there for the same reason. So Ross and Rachel and their steadies were dodging each other in this cabin until they were found out in a funny way. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Antfarmer77]

I always dream I'm at work, perhaps because my job's such a nightmare somedays I guess ;-)

 

[Aurora Black]

It's been a while since I had any noteworthy dreams, much less vivid ones. I'll have to work on bringing them back.

 

[Guest]

I love your dreams!

Mine are never sexy - they're just scary.



(I can't find a pouting emoticon - this one will have to do!)

 

[Aurora Black]

I love your dreams!

Mine are never sexy - they're just scary.



(I can't find a pouting emoticon - this one will have to do!)

*perks up* Mine?

 

[FallingToFly]

No dreams from last night, unless you count daydreams. I did eventually go to bed, I just didn't sleep.

Most recent dream worth a second thought- my husband and I divorced, and I took my cat (who has been dead for years), a potted palm, and my car and started driving north. I know where I was headed, but it's really not relevant. Anyway, I stopped to take a break, going into a coffee house that looked attractive, figuring, they had guests with dog on the patio, my cat would be welcome, as long as he was on his leash. So Monty and I go in, order, and I go out to the patio-

okay, things got really fuzzy here for a bit, a confusing jumble of image, sound and sensation, but long story short, Monty ended up attacking the gentleman at the next table over, in the process of apologizing and trying to make amends, I sort of fell down and ended up on Antonio Banderas' lap. And stayed there. I never did get where I was going.

 

[Guest]

*perks up* Mine?

 

[Aurora Black]

I sort of fell down and ended up on Antonio Banderas' lap. And stayed there. I never did get where I was going.

Whoo hoo!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Originally Posted by sincerely_helene
Dream Sequence: I transform into a 500 pound pregnant biker lady. The baby is not carried in my belly, but rather in one of my cheeks causing the skin on one side of my face to be stretched and disfigured tremendously.

Someone walks into the coffee shop/bookstore/stripclub where I am sitting in a back room immersing myself in a novel titled "Chicken Soup, and Tigger Too!" and declares that the baby is not mine. I start to argue with the person, but then they quickly pull a book from the shelf which contains evidence that the child is actually a reincarnate of Hitler.

Something snaps in my head, and I grab a nearby saraded knife and proceed to cut away at the flesh of my cheek trying to abort the baby. The pain is so overwhelming, and my cries are so loud, that I quickly awaken.

wow... that's a fantastic dream... such rich imagery!


My dream:
I want to buy this car. It’s a reliable little car, nothing fancy. It’s parked in this garage near an empty lot. The lot is fenced in with a wrought-iron fence. There is no grass, only dirt. There are two men behind the fence who are working, moving that dirt in wheelbarrows. I keep walking by the fence, asking about the car. The men put me off. One time I go by, I hear something. Suddenly I’m sure that there is something alive trapped underground. I go through the fence and start digging. I dig a long, long, long time. I keep piling dirt up by the fence, until it’s as high as the fence. The sound keeps getting louder, so I know I’m getting closer. Finally, I uncover a puppy. It’s golden colored, maybe a golden retriever mix. I’m brushing him off, making sure he’s ok, walking up out of the hole I’ve dug, and a woman comes up to me. She’s blonde, my age, but kind of girlish. Her long blonde hair is up in a ponytail. She hands me the “key” to the car and says, “here you go.” I look at it, and it’s a ring. Gold, with writing etched in it. I take the ring and the puppy and walk to the garage, wondering how the rings is going to start the car.

I awake.