Visual Orgasms

[Mischka]

He he. This is the second thread I ever started at Lit, over on the How To board (I wasn't ready for the General Board).

I have an absolutely bizarre side effect to my orgasms, and I was wondering if anyone else has experienced this or know which cross-wires in the brain cause this.

Sometimes when I climax, I can "see" images that have nothing to do with the situation at hand. Once I saw an entire room upholstered in grey flannel. My most intense orgasm ever was accompanied by dozens of bright orange enamel teapots. I don't own any grey flannel, and my teapot is silver, so the images are not familiar before they pop in my head. That reminds me - the images don't take over my field of vision, it's more a distinct awareness of the object or image. I've never taken any hallucinatory drugs, and these visual orgasms didn't start until a few years ago (since I've been in my current monogamous relationship).

I'm not complaining in the least, I'm merely curious if I'm really off in my own field on this, or if others have experienced this as well.

So any other weirdos out there these days?

 

[Olivianna]

Dood, you're a big whoppin' weird-o.

 

[TWB]

I think we need to fuck.

 

[Pyper]

That is really weird.

I read an article a few years ago about people who had their sense wires crossed. Chicken would feel pointy instead of taste spicy, music would consist of colors instead of sounds, etc. Maybe you have a special orgasm wire crossed.

 

[Olivianna]

What is really bizarre is that I was just the other day considering insulating the main living area of my apartment with grey flannel. Woh. Parallel universes?

Your weirdness sounds cool, though. Can you hallucinate winning lottery numbers? Or, conjure up images of dead people?

 

[freakygirl]

you seen grey flannel and orange teapots?

is this still happening?

 

[Mischka]

What is really bizarre is that I was just the other day considering insulating the main living area of my apartment with grey flannel. Woh. Parallel universes?

I think we're twinkies. That means you're a big whoppin' weirdo, too, though.

And yes, freaky, the images have continued. Zebra-striped butterflies are another favorite. And I had the overwhelming impression of Madagascar last week.

 

[TWB]

That is really weird.

I read an article a few years ago about people who had their sense wires crossed. Chicken would feel pointy instead of taste spicy, music would consist of colors instead of sounds, etc. Maybe you have a special orgasm wire crossed.

Sounds like an acid trip.




Oh, and Mishka, I still think we need to fuck.

 

[Mischka]

Oh, and Mischka, I still think we need to fuck.

What images do you think you could inspire?

 

[freakygirl]

And yes, freaky, the images have continued. Zebra-striped butterflies are another favorite. And I had the overwhelming impression of Madagascar last week.

I'm almost jealous.
Ok, I am jealous. My orgasms have never been that good.

 

[Olivianna]

Wow, the possibilities are endless.

Picture it:
I am sitting pretty in the middle of a tough exam. Oh, damn what is the answer to that question? When was that building built? Oh...oh...yeah...yeah, just like I want it...oh, baby....1542! Milan!

Bingo, orgasmically produced cheat sheets.

You've got a great future ahead of you, Mischka. We need to talk.

 

[TWB]

What images do you think you could inspire?

Pee Wee's Big Adventure??

 

[Thrillhouse]

And I had the overwhelming impression of Madagascar last week.

If I ever learn to play an instrument, start a band, and sign a record deal, my first album will be called "Overwhelming Impression of Madagascar." Watch for it!

 

[TWB]

What images do you think you could inspire?

Newspaper taxis appearing on the shore, waiting to take you awaaaayy?

 

[Pyper]

What images do you think you could inspire?

How's this:

Clear grapes with clouds floating inside of them.

 

[Olivianna]

I just orgasmed, and while doing so hallucinated TWB replying to the same post twice.

This is getting really strange.

 

[Mischka]

Newspaper taxis appearing on the shore, waiting to take you awaaaayy?

Ooh, that's a good one. I haven't taken requests before, but I could try.

 

[Pyper]

Ooh, that's a good one. I haven't taken requests before, but I could try.

My image is way better and it's not British either!

 

[Mischka]

My image is way better and it's not British either!

Your image reminds me of the pool filled with melting clouds.

So I think we've officially established I'm a loner on this one, eh?

 

[Pyper]

Your image reminds me of the pool filled with melting clouds.

So I think we've officially established I'm a loner on this one, eh?

Yeeeeeeeeup.

 

[TWB]

Your image reminds me of the pool filled with melting clouds.

So I think we've officially established I'm a loner on this one, eh?

No. When I have a good orgasm, I see all sorts of things.

 

[TWB]

Plus my teeth get numb.

 

[Purple Haze]

I start spazzing sometimes, really uncontrollably.

And I make that Mr. Spacely flapping noise with my cheeks.

 

[Mischka]

No. When I have a good orgasm, I see all sorts of things.

You wait until now to mention this? So whaddya see?!

 

[Purple Haze]

...and then I whinny like a horse...