Virgin Slut

[Etoile]

I hadn't even caught the "lack of real world experience" comment. That's totally whacked, because MOST people on this board are RL kinksters. I guess this "regular" doesn't actually read the board, or he'd know that. And yet he's the one using a thread to communicate with his submissive!

 

[catalina_francisco]

Or maybe we should just block the fucktard so he doesn't waste our precious pixels.

Cat, you're a mod... if x people block someone, do Laurel and Manu take note of that and do something... anything?

Nope, they apply the free speech theory which in general is good....my thinking is attention is what the real aim of the thread is, so if as we have done in the past, we don't give it attention, it will fade away out of frustration at not being fed.

Catalina

 

[nh23]

I must say at this point that in all my time on Lit & after several online dom/sub relationships

I am speculating that is why there is so much whining & obvious lack of real world experience.

http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv355/latindancercj/Moties/lmao.gif

 

[Harmony_1985]

I am furiously fighting with myself to not respond to this provocative remark. Comments like this really boil my blood.

Comrade Syd, save your anger for someone with better spelling and better knowledge of comma placement. Also, what's with all the &'s? Is it really so time consuming to type a-n-d?

How I love my newly bestowed power! Mwa ha ha.

Good girl. On the other hand, I have absolutely nothing to do and plenty of time to do it in.



Funny that, I was speculating you had your head up your arse already. Looks like I was wrong, someone whose head is as big as yours couldn't make it fit.



Fantastic. Maybe now you can use your valuable time discussing politics with the troglodytes infesting the General Board, they seem to be about your level of intelligence. Be sure to let your "mature slut" know that her maturity has nothing to do with her personality and is just a label given to her because she's old.

Now, you might not understand some of the words I've used here, you're clearly a lead guitar short of a band, so I'm just going to dumb it down some and make sure you get the message:



Translation for Idiots: You're a prick with a big ego.



Translation for Idiots: You're a stupid prick with a big ego.

If this is too complicated for you, I can try to make more stupid. I'll need a couple of hours, most toddlers will be asleep by now, but just let me know.

You 3, along with Velvet and Netz, are my new heroes <3

Yes, you are correct. This grammatical peasant isn't worth my time.

*deep breaths*

It's k Syd, we can stop the grammar crazy together. Deep breath in and deep breath out. Deep breath in and deep breath out.

....... nah it's no good, my OCD is still going "KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL HIM WITH A BLUNT OBJECT AND BURY THE CORPSE!"

 

[graceanne]

Okayyyy... how did I end up with the dreaded double post?

You damn kids ruin every epic thread that comes along, I swear.

I hadn't even caught the "lack of real world experience" comment. That's totally whacked, because MOST people on this board are RL kinksters. I guess this "regular" doesn't actually read the board, or he'd know that. And yet he's the one using a thread to communicate with his submissive!

It's not very original. Anyone we piss off makes comments about how much r/l experience we have.

And now that I'm done feeding the idiot, I want to remind everyone - DON'T FEED THE IDIOT!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/Untitled.jpg

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-abominal-snow-kitten.jpg


I have no idea. I just thought it was cute.

 

[graceanne]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-abominal-snow-kitten.jpg


I have no idea. I just thought it was cute.

It is!

 

[VelvetDarkness]

http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_make_me_beat_you_in_the_name_of_grammar_tshirt-p235959356750433221trlf_400.jpg

Ooops... too late.

 

[00Syd]

http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_make_me_beat_you_in_the_name_of_grammar_tshirt-p235959356750433221trlf_400.jpg

Ooops... too late.

that t-shirt makes me happy.

 

[Harmony_1985]

http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_make_me_beat_you_in_the_name_of_grammar_tshirt-p235959356750433221trlf_400.jpg

Ooops... too late.

Bahahahahahahaha, I love it!

 

[graceanne]

http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_make_me_beat_you_in_the_name_of_grammar_tshirt-p235959356750433221trlf_400.jpg

Ooops... too late.

LOL!!

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_make_me_beat_you_in_the_name_of_grammar_tshirt-p235959356750433221trlf_400.jpg

Ooops... too late.

Must...have...

 

[MisterSir]

Must...have...

Actually used to have that myself, but it got lost and I had no earthly idea where it could possible have gone. I do kinda want it again, now I think about it.

 

[Keroin]

Actually used to have that myself, but it got lost and I had no earthly idea where it could possible have gone. I do kinda want it again, now I think about it.

If anyone finds out where to buy one, let me know. I'm thinking this would be the perfect birthday gift to myself!

Me: "Wow, thanks, just what I wanted! How did you know?"
Me: "Well, I am you, you know."
Me: *Chuckling* "You have a point. You're so clever."
Me: "Don't forget sexy and funny."
Me: "How could I? You sultry minx!"
Me: "Rawr!"
Me: "RAWR!"

 

[graceanne]

If anyone finds out where to buy one, let me know. I'm thinking this would be the perfect birthday gift to myself!

Me: "Wow, thanks, just what I wanted! How did you know?"
Me: "Well, I am you, you know."
Me: *Chuckling* "You have a point. You're so clever."
Me: "Don't forget sexy and funny."
Me: "How could I? You sultry minx!"
Me: "Rawr!"
Me: "RAWR!"

I'm caught between a LOL and a .

Reminds me of the birthday present, a necklace, K got me while he was in basic training. When I went for his graduation (read: booty call), I was wearing it and he was all "Nice necklace."
I said "Thank you. You got it for me for my birthday."
He said, "Wow. I have good taste."
I said, "I thought so."

 

[MisterSir]

If anyone finds out where to buy one, let me know. I'm thinking this would be the perfect birthday gift to myself!

Me: "Wow, thanks, just what I wanted! How did you know?"
Me: "Well, I am you, you know."
Me: *Chuckling* "You have a point. You're so clever."
Me: "Don't forget sexy and funny."
Me: "How could I? You sultry minx!"
Me: "Rawr!"
Me: "RAWR!"

Bang. Be sure to thank me when you're thanking yourself.

 

[unregistered]

 

[graceanne]

Graceanne and Keroin, after a decade together I finally learned that my husband really does need me to tell him exactly what to get me as a gift. I used to drop subtle hints only to find him in a panic the day before an anniversary, birthday, or other appropriate holiday. It's funny because I am sooo low maintenance. Even though I know what's in the box, I always make a fuss over his great taste and how he got me exactly what I wanted, etc. We have a lot of fun with it.

(Now, how do I get him to check out that grammar t-shirt...).

I swear, women (like us) are slow sometimes, ya know? It also took me about a decade to realize the same thing about my husband.

The big day happened about two Christmases ago. K took my best friend shopping with him for my Christmas present, and went RIGHT TO THE PERFUME counter. My best friend (who've I'd only known for 7 years at the time) said "But she's allergic to perfume." K said "She is?" M said "You've been married to her for ten years and known her for 14 and you don't know she's allergic to perfume?"

Yes. That's my husband. Ten years together (at the time, now it's eleven) and he just learned that I'm allergic to perfume. *sigh*

 

[unregistered]

 

[graceanne]

While we're at it, let me say the following; we -men-don't do hints. You need to hit us between the eyes with a brick or we miss the point completely unless there is a sporting event, orgasm, or tool box involved.

Proof of the above quote:

One year for Christmas me and K had 20 dollars to spend on eachother. At church I pointed to a shirt a lady was wearing and said 'isn't that pretty? It's twenty dollars at walmart'.

The next day when we went to do our shopping K said, straight face, "But I don't know what to get you."

 

[DVS]

Proof of the above quote:

One year for Christmas me and K had 20 dollars to spend on eachother. At church I pointed to a shirt a lady was wearing and said 'isn't that pretty? It's twenty dollars at walmart'.

The next day when we went to do our shopping K said, straight face, "But I don't know what to get you."

OK...and? Where's the punch line? Did I miss another joke?

 

[DVS]

Oh, I get it. Everything at Walmart is under $20. LOL, that's funny!




























I don't get it.

 

[DVS]

Hey baby...

http://wiv4.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/greentip-wahoo.jpg

Oops!OMC, wrong thread! I was supposed to post this in the Experienced Prude thread.

Oh well, it's here now. Enjoy the wahoo.

Holy mackerel, Batman! It's a greentip-wahoo!

But, it's not to scale.




Get it?




Not to scale?






God, I'm so funny, sometimes.

ROTFLMAO! If I were a woman, I would have peed my pants by now.

 

[DVS]

A.

PM me.
We will use this thread occasionally to converse in public.

OK, not that I'm trying to be picky, here...and me, the LAST one to care about being correct, in any form of the word, politically, ethically or respectively, but if this person was referring to his submissive, and because he (the OP) has had his share of several online dom/sub relationships, shouldn't he (the OP) know that in all online dom/sub relationships the superior is capitalized to show superior status above the inferior?

So, in his (the OP again) post where he states the phrase I've used and re-used above and re-re-use it again here ["I must say at this point that in all my time on Lit & after several online dom/sub relationships..."], and correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm not a label type of guy, nor am I one to be a stickler for status, etc., but didn't he (the OP) incorrectly give his inferior submissive equal status to his (sorry, I think maybe that should be His) superior self?

Granted, I'm not really up on this lingo stuff, so I could be wrong, but any time I've seen it used, the superior is capitalized to show superiority, and the inferior is lowercase, to show it as submissive.

So, if that is the case, he (the OP) should have used the capital "D" when he typed the phrase ["I must say at this point that in all my time on Lit & after several online Dom/sub relationships..."] (corrected here, to show my point) as well as when he mentions his (oh, I think that should be His...I'm really not up on this stuff, sorry) Virgin Slut (shit, that should probably be virgin slut, right?) in the opening post, when he calls her "A."

Now, shouldn't he (DAMN! I mean He...this is so difficult) have used the more correct "a" instead?

And to continue his post (see above) wouldn't it be more corect to type "W/we will use this thread occasionally to converse in public."? Isn't that how it's done in online Dom/sub lingo?


Sorry for the length of this. I'm confused, if you hadn't already gathered that.

Oh, and no offense to those who use the C/capital L/letters T/thing. No disrespect intended, what so ever. I'm not up to par on this stuff.

 

[Keroin]

Bang. Be sure to thank me when you're thanking yourself.

Don't know how I missed this. Awesome possum!

Will order one today.

One crate of mangoes coming to you.