Virgin Braggart accidentally becomes sex god

[Brandnewbuddy]

Haven’t run into anyone like this in quite some time but I remember back in high school I ran into a few virgin “studs” people who would make the wildest claims about their nonexistent conquests to try and prove they weren’t virgins…absolutely failing of course.

For example: they’ve had “the sex”

But what if a virgin braggart, not knowing when to shut up accidentally walked themselves into a situation where they have all of “the sex” ?

For example: senior year HS or freshman year college. Virgin braggart starts claiming their experience and a group of girls decide to humiliate him. They drag him away loudly claiming to the party they are at that they intend to get plowed by the clear stud in their midst.

Our braggart is stripped and already is packing a decent erection. No worries, if he’s not impotent they’ll just make him blow his load in under 30 seconds and then march him out of the room…except they can’t. Dude has beat his meat so much his body doesn’t understand sex with anything but the palm of his hand. Soon the women are bouncing on his cock and he’s slowly figuring things like eating a woman out, fingering, working her clit, etc.

So by the time he finally does ejaculate, the women are all in a sweaty pile and he leaves the room becoming a legend in the process.

 

[PennyThompson]

Reminds me of a character in A Game of Thrones, the dorky squire for one of the main characters (Podrick). His boss realizes he's a virgin, and decides that he needs to get laid before a potentially deadly battle. So he takes him to a brothel and leaves him in the hands of the mistress with a bag of coins.

Later Podrick comes back and gives his boss the bag of coins back, his boss is upset that he chickened out or couldn't perform...

Until Podrick says that he did have an enjoyable time, with the mistress and all of her staff, and they were so impressed that they gave him his money back.

I always wondered what happened in-between those two scenes

 

[Rob_Royale]

Honestly, it's a pretty good idea. There's few places you could take it too. After his "awakening" with the mean girls, all sorts of women are finding out about it. One of his professors, one of the girls mom, the manager of the cafe he works at in the evenings. Maybe even his crush, starts to look at him a little differently. Sounds like a very decent story to me.

 

[StillStunned]

Or... he turns out to be (without knowing) an actual God of Sex.