Vinde's place

Jail said:
If she's employing anyone, I'd like to apply for the cocktail waitress job. :D

lol I can see myself chained to a wall with a gag and a gimp suit on, and the entire room full of dining patrons. Now that's a way to earn a living.
 
Machiavellix said:
lol I can see myself chained to a wall with a gag and a gimp suit on, and the entire room full of dining patrons. Now that's a way to earn a living.
LOL now there's a visual for ya :devil:
 
Looks like I got my work cut out for me then Jail and Mach. I'll definitely take those cuffs and whips Jail and as for cocktail waitress you're hired. How about something like this for a uniform
And Mach hmmmm what should we do with you. I definetly like the idea of using you to entertain, but will have to find you the right outfit. :devil:
 
OOOooooOOO I love it. I always did look good in pink or red :devil:
 
Vinde said:
Chocolate is good at any time of the day. :D The dream hmmm i'll see if I can remember. It involved this music group that I had seen earlier that week which consisted of 4 young guys. Let's just say that in my dream that I probably taught them a thing or two. :p


OH! is that right. How about teaching an older guy a thing or two?....lol :devil:
 
mrpar52 said:
OH! is that right. How about teaching an older guy a thing or two?....lol :devil:
Trust me I have nothing against teaching an older man a thing or two. :D
 
Vinde said:
Looks like I got my work cut out for me then Jail and Mach. I'll definitely take those cuffs and whips Jail and as for cocktail waitress you're hired. How about something like this for a uniform
And Mach hmmmm what should we do with you. I definetly like the idea of using you to entertain, but will have to find you the right outfit. :devil:

Sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. :D
 
Machiavellix said:
Sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. :D
That is true, but I'm in Canada and it is winter so a little something is necessary just to keep important bits from getting frostbit. :rolleyes: Although warming them up can be fun too.
 
Vinde said:
That is true, but I'm in Canada and it is winter so a little something is necessary just to keep important bits from getting frostbit. :rolleyes: Although warming them up can be fun too.

Unless you plan on opening the restaurant in an igloo, I think it'd be safe to keep some clothes for me in the back. Besides, how sexy is a winter coat anyway? I mean c'mon. I like the warming idea though lol.
 
Machiavellix said:
Unless you plan on opening the restaurant in an igloo, I think it'd be safe to keep some clothes for me in the back. Besides, how sexy is a winter coat anyway? I mean c'mon. I like the warming idea though lol.
Alright then no clothes and I'll make sure to keep you warm. :devil:
 
Vinde said:
Alright then no clothes and I'll make sure to keep you warm. :devil:

Excellent. Looking forward to it. By the way, box is clean now. Whew, can you believe the dirt I found in that thing. And my box is non-smoking. Yet I found cigarette butts. Someone has some explaining to do.
 
Machiavellix said:
Excellent. Looking forward to it. By the way, box is clean now. Whew, can you believe the dirt I found in that thing. And my box is non-smoking. Yet I found cigarette butts. Someone has some explaining to do.
Whoops my bad. :eek:
 
Vinde said:
Whoops my bad. :eek:

Yes, next time you leave me mail, watch the smoking. I have very delicate lungs.....

I like the pictures you left me, though. ;) :devil:
 
Machiavellix said:
Yes, next time you leave me mail, watch the smoking. I have very delicate lungs.....

I like the pictures you left me, though. ;) :devil:
You liked those? I thought they were good too especially the cute little one with the duck. I saw it and thought Mach instantly. :p
 
Vinde said:
You liked those? I thought they were good too especially the cute little one with the duck. I saw it and thought Mach instantly. :p

You see a duck and you think of me? Should I be flattered?

*plays Kermit on the jukebox, and the sounds of Rubber Duckie fill the bar*
 
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Good morning/afternoon fair Lady Vinde... :rose: :kiss:

Jail as a "cocktail" waitress... :rolleyes: ...now that's a thought...and what, pray tell, would management be wearing?...;) :p
 
Machiavellix said:
You see a duck and you think of me? Should I be flattered?

*plays Kermit on the jukebox, and the sounds of Rubber Duckie fill the bar*

Rubber duckie you're the one
You make bathtime so much fun
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you.

Damn you, now I have that song running through my head.
 
MrFantasyMan said:
Good morning/afternoon fair Lady Vinde... :rose: :kiss:

Jail as a "cocktail" waitress... :rolleyes: ...now that's a thought...and what, pray tell, would management be wearing?...;) :p
Hello MFM. It's still morning here.
I actually don't know what I would be wearing. I'll have to think about that.
 
Vinde said:
Rubber duckie you're the one
You make bathtime so much fun
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you.

Damn you, now I have that song running through my head.

Ha ha ha my evil plan has succeeded!! You are doomed to Kermit hell forever and ever!!

So, yeah, *ahem* bummer.
 
Machiavellix said:
Ha ha ha my evil plan has succeeded!! You are doomed to Kermit hell forever and ever!!

So, yeah, *ahem* bummer.
I sense a lack of sincerity in that last sentence.

Evil, evil man (I can so relate :devil: )
 
Vinde said:
I sense a lack of sincerity in that last sentence.

Evil, evil man (I can so relate :devil: )

Being evil can be fun. It's also one hell of a turn-on I've discovered.
 
:kiss: Saw your thread, and thought I'd say hi. If you ever want to talk to an older gentleman, feel free to contact me. You might be pleasently surprised. :heart: :devil:
 
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