Vikings

[Riles]

Oooooo!

I have the irrepressible urge to flick those sunglasses off that smirky little face.

 

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[BotanyBoy]

Mom is Swedish/Norwegian, I tried to carry a battle axe in Iraq/Afghanistan...... Army got mad when they found out I was clearing houses with a fucking axe. was so born in the wrong century.

Hell yea I'll watch.

 

[Riles]

Being all Danish on my dad's side, and a former Marine, I'll be watching those ancient soldiers from the sea.

I don't know that I have any Vikings in my past, but I do know my maternal side has ties in the Donner Party.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I might watch the rape scenes. Pillage and plunder not so much.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I might watch the rape scenes. Pillage and plunder not so much.

Eh I'm the other way around, rape doesn't do much for me, but the pillaging.....fuckin' right!!

 

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[McKenna]

....... see below .......

 

[McKenna]

Will you watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rcozIVtujw

*vikings, fap, history, fap, VIKINGS!, fapfapfap*

FFS, Riles, that's twice in one night you've got me fapping! People are gonna talk.

 

[Riles]

*vikings, fap, history, fap, VIKINGS!, fapfapfap*

FFS, Riles, that's twice in one night you've got me fapping! People are gonna talk.

People schmeeple. A gal's gotta do what she's gotta do.

 

[neci]

I keep this one in my gun case;

http://www.bowlesfarms.com/MM900323772[1].gif

fyp
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[thør]

I don't know that I have any Vikings in my past, but I do know my maternal side has ties in the Donner Party.

No stew for me, please.

 

[Riles]

No stew for me, please.

We stopped eating people directly years ago. Now we feed them to pigs, and then butcher the pig and eat it.

It's like money laundering, yet not.

 

[Peregrinator]

I feel your pain.

...usually in my right knee when there's rain coming.

Heh. Let's talk like old people and enumerate our chronic aches and pains. Then smooch.

It has a distinctly Monty Python Gumby look to it....
http://m.cdn.blog.hu/na/napipython/image/gumby2.jpg


I think the whole Viking thing will become the next "Sons of Anarchy" type thing...overtly rugged masculinity on TV is good to see, I suppose, as chixdiggit.

Oh, I know, that pic is ridiculous. What's funny is how small the sword and shield make me look. I'm 6'3" and in that shot was around 180 pounds. (That's 453.627 Imperial Pebblezlicks to the Brits.) Those Vikings must have been huge motherfuckers.

 

[Lancecastor]

Those Vikings must have been huge motherfuckers.

I think it was more a question of units of measurement, really.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-11NAZ-ma2Ys/TZdTjyCpgNI/AAAAAAAAAIs/RiRNpRRNMH0/s1600/spinal_tap_stonehenge_descend.jpg