Garnate
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Yes. Smiley is the one and only reason you can't fuck me. Damn him.
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Yes. Smiley is the one and only reason you can't fuck me. Damn him.
Sinny
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Turn that part into an intermezzo. It will work. Trust me.
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I need some video editing software so I can slow that part down and play super dramatic music.
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You shoulda said yes.
He's got his hands full.
You look really fucking good in that av.
Get with the vids.
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Tryharder62
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I think you should do a video about how you do your make-up. You always look so gorgeous!
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Go Away.
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I dunno. I don't like fruit pies so I've never made one.
Some kind of other pie then. You can wear a cute apron and dust yourself with flour.
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She talked about me in bed. I knew it.
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Sorry.
Have fun.
Have fun.
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Sorry.
Have fun.
Someone is on his best behavior tonight. Why's that?
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Well I don't want to mess up your thread and honestly? I'm not as big a dick as everyone thinks. I'm still hoping to see some fun vids.
Sinny
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+ in black and white
Would you believe I am going makeup free this summer? NOT. Because I am so pale, people ask if I am sick when I go without mascara. Dammit.
Yes. This. Fruit pie. Cherries. Peach. Whatev, just be sure to wear that apron.
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Would be really fun to see some Pharrel I'm Happy vids....
I could watch those all day.
I could watch those all day.
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Right when you poke yourself in the eye & the slow mo kicks in , you should play this soundtrack "Adagio for strings". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcPR95QfPeM
It's really sad and dramatic . You should flail your arms about knocking over makeup for extra dramatic effect.
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I was just going to mention the total lack of videos, no, "videoooohs!", in this thread.
Hm. Still no videos, triple-o or not.
I blame Garnate.
bitch.
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I need some help, hoor. I need to get the vid from my phone to the interwebs and I'm too blonde for this shit.
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Post it someplace like photobucket or wherever and then post the link?
{My hair's still faintly blue-tinted so I'm probably not much help, but if you'd like me to entertain the crowd with smart-ass remarks while you find someone knowledgeable, I could probably do that.}
bitch.
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I'm only gonna say this once.
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