Vibrator broke!

[Lisalit13]

My vibrator stopped working so I am having a new one shipped overnight....but how shall I please myself tonight? Any suggestions

 

[secondtimer]

im sure we can work something out if we put our heads together

 

[jason28053]

hmmmmm?

 

[Lisalit13]

Mmm horny and vibratorless.....

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

so that means you either need a hookup... or some finger practice... or both

 

[marriedlooker73]

im sure we can work something out if we put our heads together

I'm willing to put my head together with someone else and see if that does anything for you.

 

[Beth12345]

I HATE when that happens!

 

[Lisalit13]

I know right! Soo annoying

 

[welatshaw]

Wish I could help.

REALLY wish I could help.

 

[StaciRay79]

Why ship? Doesn't Boston have stores you can run to? I'd be in the car right now if I were you

 

[rn1]

My vibrator stopped working so I am having a new one shipped overnight....but how shall I please myself tonight? Any suggestions

Sorry for your loss.

 

[rn1]

Sorry for your loss. I'm sure it left this world happy.

Apparently, I'm really upset about it.

 

[LuvBelle7]

Why ship? Doesn't Boston have stores you can run to? I'd be in the car right now if I were you

I would be, too!

 

[Wyldfire]

Drug store. Hitachi or some other company is sure to have a plug into the wall "massager"..... I got my last Hitachi at freaking Rite aide......

 

[craiger58]

So you have no vibrator and a thing for big guys. Well I'm 6' 4", 265 lb. and I do an excellent super-sized vibrator imitation. I can vibrate at varying speeds or be perfectly still. I have various attachments (fingers, tongue, cock, chin, knee ..the list goes on) that you can choose. I can make an annoying buzzing noise if you like but I prefer whispering dirty talk. Use me or abuse me as you like just don't try locking me in your night table drawer when you're done! ;-)

 

[iamtimmyz]

Rip

My vibrator stopped working so I am having a new one shipped overnight....but how shall I please myself tonight? Any suggestions

Taps over the Vibe.

 

[CyberRain]

there is cure

Ladies , ladies! there is an app for that. use your phones, just put them on vibrate

 

[MichaelinChina]

Why not go back to using your fingers?

 

[Inspirinious]

My vibrator stopped working so I am having a new one shipped overnight....but how shall I please myself tonight? Any suggestions

You only had ONE?

 

[Nidan]

You only had ONE?

Haha. My thoughts exactly.

 

[CameronQuick]

Some years ago I watched a girlfriend of mine use a cucumber.....I was........intimidated.

 

[DefineNormal]

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