very very important please

[jaacckk_80]

hi
i am a new here and have very important question i hope someone answer me


do all women have a same pussy ? ( size-shape-taste-......._

 

[frankdank]

hi
i am a new here and have very important question i hope someone answer me


do all women have a same pussy ? ( size-shape-taste-......._

Yes they are exactly the same. Once you have had one you have had them all.

 

[MisterSir]

hi
i am a new here and have very important question i hope someone answer me


do all women have a same pussy ? ( size-shape-taste-......._
__________________
hi

i am here for all women

i hope we have a nice time

In blackest day, in brightest night, LEARN TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS YOU FUCK.

 

[Eilan]

From the FAQ:

You must be 18 years or older to read or participate at Literotica.

 

[Cattypuss]

hi
i am a new here and have very important question i hope someone answer me


do all women have a same pussy ? ( size-shape-taste-......._

No.

Mine's no bigger than a thimble, is shaped like a daschund and tastes of licorice.

 

[Qualm]

No.

Mine's no bigger than a thimble, is shaped like a daschund and tastes of licorice.

What a strange coincidence! I have a penis exactly this shape:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Short-haired-Dachshund.jpg

Although mine doesn't have anything floppy stuck on the top of the second bend.

I'm curious why the OP considers this very very important to know, in advance of any contact with one or more pussies .....

 

[SweetErika]

hi
i am a new here and have very important question i hope someone answer me


do all women have a same pussy ? ( size-shape-taste-......._

How old are you?

I ask because if you had any experience with women, or had even looked at any porn, you wouldn't be asking if all women are the same.


If you actually are an adult (18+) who's just new here and incredibly naive, I'd strongly suggest taking a good amount of time to observe and learn. Start with these threads:
The FAQ Sticky
The Blank Manual Sticky (lots of good info, popular topics, etc.)

Having some information under your belt and taking time to write and proofread your posts well will help you come across more intelligently, which is likely to help you connect with others, including women. Guys looking for quick & easy (cyber, phone, webcam/pic, in-person) sex are a dime a dozen here; smart guys who put time and effort into learning and establishing themselves in the community are the ones who actually get the action, more often than not.

 

[Eilan]

The OP is on the GLBT Personals Board looking for a woman. And he has a sex phone! Whatever that is.

 

[bobinks2]

And he has a sex phone! Whatever that is.

I did a little research. It turns out that Virgin Mobile does NOT offer sex phones.

I'd be interested to learn more about these. Do they come with unlimited minutes for a flat fee, or do you have to pay per minute. Can you carry over unused minutes to the next month?

I assume that it comes with unlimited Sexting.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I think it's 'very very important' for womankind that he never finds out.

Are all right hands the same size, shape, taste?

 

[Eilan]

I'd be interested to learn more about these. Do they come with unlimited minutes for a flat fee, or do you have to pay per minute. Can you carry over unused minutes to the next month?

As long as I can set it to vibrate. . .

 

[Quoll]

Ah, such a shame there is doubt to his veracity, I had a wonderful link to share, certainly one of the largest collections of female pudenda I have seen.

 

[Hanon435]

No.

Mine's no bigger than a thimble, is shaped like a daschund and tastes of licorice.

mmm.... licorice. i like licorice. *wonders if it's cherry or black* or strawberry... it could be strawberry too.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Ah, such a shame there is doubt to his veracity, I had a wonderful link to share, certainly one of the largest collections of female pudenda I have seen.

Ah, if ya seen one, ya seen 'em all.

 

[KarennaC]

Judging from the OP's phrasing, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt (I'm in a lenient mood today) and say English isn't his first language. Maybe he's from a culture where he hasn't been allowed/able to learn anything about women's pussies.

Or maybe he's just a grammatically challenged punk kid trying to act like a grown up. Since he hasn't posted again in this thread, it's hard saying.

 

[creteman]

Good Humor for a Sunday morning . Reading the reply's

 

[shiny5437]

do all women have a same pussy ?

Yes, they get it on a timeshare.

 

[satindesire]

Yes, they get it on a timeshare.

I hear Florida is beautiful this season. But I wouldn't know, I haven't gotten my time yet. I get the pussy from August the 1st to August the 6th.

I was thinking about selling it to Timeshares Only, you know, the maintenance fees are such a bitch. Oh, and I have to ask permission from the other 3.2 million women on the planet if it's okay to grow a landing strip and bleach it blonde and you know that's a pain.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Judging from the OP's phrasing, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt (I'm in a lenient mood today) and say English isn't his first language. Maybe he's from a culture where he hasn't been allowed/able to learn anything about women's pussies.

Or maybe he's just a grammatically challenged punk kid trying to act like a grown up. Since he hasn't posted again in this thread, it's hard saying.

If he's got access to this forum, then he's got access to pussy. Maybe he can get in on that timeshare thing that shiny was talking about?

 

[CWatson]

English is a second language. According to another post on this board, he's French.

(Gods, these people. I'm a virgin and even I know the answer to his question!)

 

[KarennaC]

If he's got access to this forum, then he's got access to pussy. Maybe he can get in on that timeshare thing that shiny was talking about?

Possibly. Very possibly. Though according to his new thread he has no money, so he might miss out on the timeshare. lol

 

[CWatson]

Well, he sure wanted to get access to my pussy, judging by the PM he sent me... >_<

 

[Mac98]

What a weird thing to ask.....

 

[silverwhisper]

satindesire quoth:
i was thinking about selling it to timeshares only, you know, the maintenance fees are such a bitch. oh, and i have to ask permission from the other 3.2 million women on the planet if it's okay to grow a landing strip and bleach it blonde and you know that's a pain.

i want you to know, satindesire, that my abs are sore from laughing.

 

[mark_j]

hi
i am a new here and have very important question i hope someone answer me


do all women have a same pussy ? ( size-shape-taste-......._

Do all men have the same cock? There is your answer.

/Sarcasm off