vent. no likee? no lookee.

[lickerish]

I'm gonna vent.. Don't wanna to hear it? Leave. No one is required to respond, I just have to get this outta me.

Rant#1: I'm sick of my fucking job.. okay, not the job itself because I love talking to my customers and proving to them that good customer service reps do exist. I hate the management. I get in trouble for their stupid computers having issues and not allowing me to log in on time... therefore striking a bad mark against my attendance. Do they care? Fuck no. Do they listen? Fuck no. Now I have a 'written warning' and so I don't get my quarterly bonus (big deal) and am not allowed to participate in shift swaps. Which brings me to...

Rant #2: My mom has cancer, yes we all know that. What we don't know (which this is a whole other rant all on it's own), is that the doctors have given her a few weeks left to live (unless this last round of chemo provides a miracle in that lil' bag o' medicine). My mom was the one who watches my girls on Saturdays while I work. I am a single mom, have no other family in town, my kids' dad is an estranged one.. so I have no other options for daycare while I work on that day. My babysitter (during the week) has agreed to watch them 5 days instead of 4, only if I work Monday thru Friday.. but because I'm on this 'written warning', i'm not allowed to trade shifts. I also can't afford a 'real' babysitter for that one extra day. Yeah, I don't want to think of the outcome on this one.


Rant #3: I'm horny and single. thats all that needs to be said about that one.



ANYways... on to other things..

So, I'm getting some money back with taxes, and I was wanting to take a trip to get back to the normal 'lickerish' I once was... the stress free *happy* lickerish.. I was thinking I need a vacation w/o the kids.

I've always wanted to see Rochester NY.






(just kidding?)

 

[Angel]

I'm gonna vent.. Don't wanna to hear it? Leave. No one is required to respond, I just have to get this outta me.

Woo hoo! Livid Lickerish Lamentations!

Rant#1: I'm sick of my fucking job.. okay, not the job itself because I love talking to my customers and proving to them that good customer service reps do exist. I hate the management. I get in trouble for their stupid computers having issues and not allowing me to log in on time... therefore striking a bad mark against my attendance. Do they care? Fuck no. Do they listen? Fuck no. Now I have a 'written warning' and so I don't get my quarterly bonus (big deal) and am not allowed to participate in shift swaps. Which brings me to...

Do you have a human resources department? If so, find and use it. Or have a member of the asshole brigade (Management) come see you try to log in. Show the fuckers.

Rant #2: My mom has cancer, yes we all know that. What we don't know (which this is a whole other rant all on it's own), is that the doctors have given her a few weeks left to live (unless this last round of chemo provides a miracle in that lil' bag o' medicine). My mom was the one who watches my girls on Saturdays while I work. I am a single mom, have no other family in town, my kids' dad is an estranged one.. so I have no other options for daycare while I work on that day. My babysitter (during the week) has agreed to watch them 5 days instead of 4, only if I work Monday thru Friday.. but because I'm on this 'written warning', i'm not allowed to trade shifts. I also can't afford a 'real' babysitter for that one extra day. Yeah, I don't want to think of the outcome on this one.

I know two people willing to help

Sorry about your mom though..

Rant #3: I'm horny and single. thats all that needs to be said about that one.

Ahem...

ANYways... on to other things..

So, I'm getting some money back with taxes, and I was wanting to take a trip to get back to the normal 'lickerish' I once was... the stress free *happy* lickerish.. I was thinking I need a vacation w/o the kids.

I've always wanted to see Rochester NY.

!

(just kidding?)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

dad will take you in, licky...

 

[Angel]

dad will take you in, licky...

Damnit! Stop trying to end my evil plan to move to Oreeeeeeeeeeeegon and become Lickerish's bi slave.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh but you CAN move... I wont stop ya.

But dad would take her in and put her up... I'm sure he wouldnt mind you either!

 

[freakygirl]

Lickerish.. I'm so sorry... I wish there was some way of helping.

If it was possible.. I would take your kids when you needed.. free of charge.. working or vacation..

If you ever move to Washington.. be sure it's near me.. and you will have an on-call free of charge babysitter..

 

[lickerish]

Human Resources stick up for Bastard Management. This shit happened months ago, now that it doesn't happen anymore, there's no way to prove it. I told them when it happened to ask everyone who sat around me to verify that I WAS there at 8AM, on the dot, ready to log-in.

My supe sat there with a blank look on her face and was all 'Uh-huh. Okay, so you have to sign & date this warning now.'

Then I find out that I was supposed to get a 'councel' before the 'written' and that never happened.. my new supervisor and the floor manager both said that it's up to the (then) supervisors descretion. Wud-the-fuck-evah. I don't even care anymore.. i'm waiting for them to fire my ass, then i'll just collect unemployment and be lazy for the first time in 5 years.

~~~~~~~~~~


which 2 people?

~~~~~~~~~~~


'ahem' yerself... i'm still solo over here!

~~~~~~~~~~~

yeah well.. had to save face in case i wasn't wanted over there there was a '?' ya know

 

[lickerish]

I am NOT moving to Australia.. lol.. *trying to picture your dad as my suger daddy*


Angel move to Oregon? Now there's an idea... nah, you'd hate it. trust me. Oregon is laid back and boring whereas NY is up Up UP!


FreakYgurl.. thank you. That is so touching, andit means alot. Hell, who knows.. you could watch 'em while I go visit my Angel...

 

[Angel]

Aww. That sucks. I was the biggest bitch in the world as a manager but I wasn't completely fucking unreasonable.


Too bad I am broke and poor. Too bad my roommate screwed me over. I had a rather large apartment a year ago (Ask Xan - that mofo was large with just me rattling around in it all by my lonesome) - I'd kidnap you all and make you come here.

 

[modest mouse]

I can suggest large doses of Sleater-Kinney, why? Cause its what I'm doing and everyone knows how totally together my life is.

I can also suggest 'some serious deep dicking', or amazing cunnilingus, as the opportunity dictates.

Seriously, I dont have advice better than that listed above. Best of luck with the situation, it seems to strike in bunches.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Lickerish, that's too bad. This year was supose to get better for everyone.

if you need to rant, message me i'll listen

and always remeber your not alone, someone loves you. (yes I"m being a fortun cookie again)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am NOT moving to Australia.. lol.. *trying to picture your dad as my suger daddy*


Angel move to Oregon? Now there's an idea... nah, you'd hate it. trust me. Oregon is laid back and boring whereas NY is up Up UP!

dad DOES look the same as me.. and merryn said that he was allowed to have girlfriends older than her.. so you are IN!

If angel gets bored... you just get MORE! Are you going to complain?

 

[lickerish]

From son to father nope, don't think so.

I don't want Angel to get bored


Fly, thank you. I'm just bitchin' tho, don't mind me

MM.. Sleater-Kinney? and no opportunities have dictated themselves around me, i'm at a loss here..


Angel.. thats okay, you and me can make Chef's dad our sugar-daddy, and he can put us up in a phat-ass penthouse in NY, and we'll live happily ever after





I got another story. Y'all remember the guy I asked to the concert, and he stood me up, a few months back?

 

[freakygirl]

FreakYgurl.. thank you. That is so touching, andit means alot. Hell, who knows.. you could watch 'em while I go visit my Angel...

Ok.. sounds great.. first a few details.. how many? how old? I have animals.. any allergies or fears of cats and dogs? When is this vacation? I have no life except baseball in the spring.. so.. they have to be portable..

 

[Angel]

I would -not- get bored.

 

[lickerish]

You're awesome freaky

~ 2 (girls)

~ one's a Brittany Spears/ cheerleader wanna-be who's 6

~ the other is a tom-boy (mother like daughter) artist who's 7.

~ they love animals

~ no allergies

~ yes, vacation.. I dunno when. When i'm not so poor I 'spose.

~ they're use to going to little league practices and games (my neighbors' kid plays). So, they're way portable.


Cool?

 

[modest mouse]

Sleater-Kinney?

Trio based in Olympia, Washington, not far from you depending where in Oregon you are. Simple an amazing band, I've spent the last 3 days listening to them almost exclusively.

Look here for info and some free samples.

Try 'Get Up' from teh HOT ROCK album.

http://www.sleater-kinney.org/show-me-your-riffs.html

 

[lickerish]

I would -not- get bored.

Don't make me prove it. There's nada to do around here but grow moldy.

 

[Angel]

Licky, I am overrun with Sleater-Kinney. I have dupes. Check out MM's link and if you like them I will send my dupes your way.

And I'm sure we'd find something to do other than grow moldy.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Substitute mouldy for horny and then horny for sated.

 

[Angel]

Lyrics For Ya, Licky

Good Things


Got this feeling when I heard your name the other day
Couldn't say it, couldn't make it go away
It's a hard place, we can't be friends we can't be enemies
It's just too much, feel the weight crushing down on my face
The hardest part is things already said
Getting better, worse I cannot tell
Why do good things never wanna stay?
Some things you lose some things you give away
Broken pieces try and make it good again
Is it worth it, will it make me sick today
It's a dumb song but I'll write it anyway
It's an old mistake but we always make it why do we?
this time it'll be alright this time it'll be okay

 

[modest mouse]

Licky, I am overrun with Sleater-Kinney. I have dupes. Check out MM's link and if you like them I will send my dupes your way.

Somehow I knew Angel had good taste, hook her up.

 

[freakygirl]

You're awesome freaky

~ 2 (girls)

~ one's a Brittany Spears/ cheerleader wanna-be who's 6

~ the other is a tom-boy (mother like daughter) artist who's 7.

~ they love animals

~ no allergies

~ yes, vacation.. I dunno when. When i'm not so poor I 'spose.

~ they're use to going to little league practices and games (my neighbors' kid plays). So, they're way portable.


Cool?

Perfect.. NO DIAPERS.. and I have a 6 year old girl also.. sometimes she's a Brittany Spears kinda girl.. sometimes she is a tom-boy (it mainly depends on the weather.. nice and sunny.. outside tom boy.. raining and cold.. inside playing girl things or watching tv)

 

[lickerish]

Alrighty, send it over this way (thanks for the link MM)

Chef.


Oh yeah, make room for another rant. I tried to quit smoking yet again. I went from 1 pack a week of Marl's, to 1 pack a DAY of those new yummy Camel Jade's... oy vey.. I ain't gonna make it.. I need a smoooooke.. it's been 2 days!

 

[Weird Harold]

Then I find out that I was supposed to get a 'councel' before the 'written' and that never happened.. my new supervisor and the floor manager both said that it's up to the (then) supervisors descretion. Wud-the-fuck-evah.

If I remember correctly, Oregon has a State Labor Relations Board for people like you to turn to. You'll probably need sworn statements from your co-workers as to the login problem and lack of counseling.