Velum or paper for the written word?

[hobbit.]

damn, beat me to it


a swoonin' 'obbit? lawksamercy!

indeed.

 

[Batch]

let them e-text! /fauxmarieantoinettemode

oi, you be disrrespectin me, batch - imma mean biatch! *grabs pitchfork, spits on tines*

*places chin on hand*
cuppa?

 

[Hypoxia]

You can bake food on paper plates as long as the temp is under 450f. Remember FAHRENHEIT 451!

Yes, bibles make good rolling papers but they're a bit flash as tinder and a bit thin for toilet tissue. BTW there was great public outcry around 1932 when Sears, Roebuck changed their catalogs from thin pulp to coated paper, no good in the loo. Sears had really hit it big before 1900 when the punched a hole in the catalog's cover -- easier to hang on an outhouse nail. I recall old Farmers' Almanacs with that corner hole too.

 

[butters]

*places chin on hand*
cuppa?

why, i don't mind if i do. bone china, one would assume? don't mind me when i blow on the saucer to cool it first....

the spitting wasn't really a thing, you know.

 

[oggbashan]

having recently installed a multifuel stove at home i find paper books give out more heat than velum manuscripts and are easier to light.

Any tips anyone?

Cut off the spine first. Burning the glue in the spine can produce some nasty chemicals.

Vellum chars rather than burns, and stinks like burned goat.

Don't be a cheapskate. Buy some seasoned logs.

 

[Saint Peter]

multifuel stove

Can you burn up dead hookers in that badboy?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can you burn up dead hookers in that badboy?

Saint Peter Sutcliffe.

 

[Peach102]

Your flesh has more fat and would work far better.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Can you burn up dead hookers in that badboy?

For that you need one of these. Best bets for dead hookers is to own a pig farm. CSI and Deadwood writers along with a fellow named Picton in B.C. know that.

 

[Peach102]

I just don't get the whole troll thing. The time I spent/waste online is all about connecting with people. I don't see the point in wasting time trying to upset people.

 

[butters]

I just don't get the whole troll thing. The time I spent/waste online is all about connecting with people. I don't see the point in wasting time trying to upset people.

and this is at all germaine to the thread exactly how?

 

[ishtat]

having recently installed a multifuel stove at home i find paper books give out more heat than velum manuscripts and are easier to light.

Any tips anyone?

The written word is best expressed when branded with a hot iron on a Man U's supporters arse. The resulting conflagration is an added joy to the literary endeavour.

 

[Hypoxia]

The written word is best expressed when branded with a hot iron on a Man U's supporters arse. The resulting conflagration is an added joy to the literary endeavour.

Yes, this is much more splendid than mere tattoos, although you do face some font limitations.

 

[butters]

Yes, this is much more splendid than mere tattoos, although you do face some font limitations.

*smiles*

 

[hobbit.]

The written word is best expressed when branded with a hot iron on a Man U's supporters arse. The resulting conflagration is an added joy to the literary endeavour.

fuck off.

 

[hobbit.]

Can you burn up dead hookers in that badboy?

yes

Saint Peter Sutcliffe.

my pet rabbit is called that,



oh and seasond logs,, FFS

 

[parodyluvr75]

I heard the hobbit is burning books, again.