Vegetables?

[Que]

I sometimes find myself fantasizing about playing "hide the cucumber" with various women using my vaguely cucumber-shaped phallus.

I use my penis.

Your version is much more succinct than mine.

 

[Aquagal]

What? I posted a sexy cucumber picture for you. You just can't please some people.

Right?!

And I suggested zukes and bananas to his cuke.

Don't peel, dude.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Your version is much more succinct than mine.

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbrevity.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Right?!

And I suggested zukes and bananas to his cuke.

Don't peel, dude.

I know, you gave him helpful suggestions and advice. Some people.

 

[Que]

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbrevity.jpg

Love that.

I admire brevity because I am incapable of it.

I always read a lot. I would tell my mom about what I had read as we were fixing dinner (I liked to cook) she would say, "Give me the book report, I don't need you to recite the entire book."

 

[Aquagal]

I had a roommate that I would preface a question with, "Can you answer this in 5 sentences or less?". If I asked for directions, he'd tell me every route and how the road was made.

And only brave ones could ask Star Trek questions.

 

[DesEsseintes]

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbrevity.jpg

I am drinking tea from this as we speak.

What do I win?

 

[CandiCame]

Stick this lollipop up your butt and you can pay your rent with it.

 

[Que Va]

I am drinking tea from this as we speak.

What do I win?

VERY nice.

 

[Jennifer]

Stick this lollipop up your butt and you can pay your rent with it.

That was hilarious. And true.