Vegans

[Saint_Ann]

Spermatozoa- the other white meat.

 

[Hypoxia]

Spermatozoa- the other white meat.

Q: What's grey and comes in quarts?
A: Elephants and your old boyfriend.

 

[warrior queen]

This thread and most of the people in it miss the point, not surprising for Ken and racist ass warrior queen, but a bit shocking for some of the other folks.

Anti-vegan AND racist!
Damn, I'm putting together a kickass resume here!

 

[Saint_Ann]

Anti-vegan AND racist!
Damn, I'm putting together a kickass resume here!

Dick has a lot of "boogeymen".

 

[Hypoxia]

Dick has a lot of "boogers".

Fixed.

Hey, that leads to an obvious question: Are vegans allowed to eat boogers? Their own only, or someone else's? And licking sweat from someone -- sweat is an animal product, right? So is mucus. Thus, no French-kissing. No hugging, or you'll crush microscopic mites, poor wee beasties! Here, eat sterilized sand.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Fixed.

Hey, that leads to an obvious question: Are vegans allowed to eat boogers? Their own only, or someone else's? And licking sweat from someone -- sweat is an animal product, right? So is mucus. Thus, no French-kissing. No hugging, or you'll crush microscopic mites, poor wee beasties! Here, eat sterilized sand.

If you sterilize sand you'll kill billions of tiny critters. Can't breathe either, you mass murder all kinds of things when you do that. Really the best thing a vegan can do for animals is to kill themselves so their bodies can feed millions of creatures.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Human air ferns.

 

[mayflr]

We get it. You're a closeted gay dude who likes to get men to cyber with him.

You dog.

 

[Dinosaur1]

What's with the "vegetarian vegetables" these days? Are there non-vegetarian vegetables? It's like someone suddenly realized canned vegetables had all those lame ass additives and had them removed because they didn't want to admit they got duped. Like when normal vegetables started being called "organics" as if it's suddenly a new thing to grow vegetables.

 

[silver gurl]

No. I like meat. Meat is good for you, as well. I can't even look a Tofu. WTH is it?

 

[pointless]

bean curd.

 

[silver gurl]

Looks like pieces of sponge.

 

[stickygirl]

I've no strong views except for the disposal end of diet: walking into a loo where a meat-eater has just had a shit is surely one of the most vile smells ever, but listening to someone take a shit who has clearly eaten pulses and beans is equally retch inducing.
Then there's fat-burgers
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/2017/08/02/fatberg-sewers/01-fatberg-sewage.adapt.590.1.jpg