Varieties of Creampie videos

[DrHappy]

I remember when I first began finding creampie videos. I was thrilled. By “creampie,” I’m referring to videos which show a guy cumming inside a girl’s pussy. My first porn exposure was from the 80’s, which always had the required pull-out for the cumshot. Even the blow jobs always had pull-outs which turned into facials. I had a feeling that I wouldn’t need to see the guy actually squirting into the air in order to believe that he actually had an orgasm. I always wanted to see the guy cum inside her pussy or mouth, and THEN pull out. As a guy, the moment of cumming inside a pussy is one of life’s greatest events. Also, the brief moment of time before, during, and after the pull-out is also very memorable. There is just something about the feeling of being inside a pussy when it’s filled with cum, while you have the post-orgasm hypersensitivity. I’m usually in a daze during this time, but the physical sensations and the visuals are like works of art.

Creampie pussy videos slowly began to appear! Hurray! Just as they began to appear, other variants began to appear as well. I enjoyed some of these. Creampie eating, where another woman licks the cum filled pussy was a rare visual treat for me in a video. Other things weren’t really my cup of tea, but that goes with the territory of porn. Some film makers seemed to think that the woman needed a gynecological exam, where the camera was practically used as a speculum for extreme close ups. Creampie pussy farting seemed to be the rage for a short time. Neither the extreme close ups nor sound effects were something I desired to see in a video, but it wasn’t too offensive. Fortunately, for me, those two features seem less prominent these days. I enjoyed the woman-on-woman creampie eating, but I also began to see a new niche in cuckold videos, where a guy cums into someone’s “wife,” and another guy, the “husband,” then eats the cum out of the woman. For some reason, the other guy was always a large black man. I never quite got this genre. The thought of a guy licking a pussy after he had just cum in it sounded potentially fun, but the cuckold-humiliation thing just isn’t my thing, and the idea of eating another guy’s cum definitely wasn’t my thing.

Anal creampie videos soon appeared and their numbers seemed to quickly surpass the pussy creampie videos. Shortly after that came the anal creampie eating videos in large numbers. Also, related to anal creampie eating, there are now videos where someone farts out cum onto the floor (or directly into someone’s mouth), and someone else licks it up. These definitely fall into my turn-off category. For anyone who has searched the “creampie” or “creampie eating” categories on the porn tube sites, you’ll quickly notice that there is often no distinction between simple pussy creampies and anal creampie eating. You may click on something expecting a simple creampie, and end up catching a full fledged anal cum dump into someone’s mouth. These days, this is a peril for someone seeking regular creampie or creampie eating videos. I’m sure that technology will eventually be making things easier.

Also, should it be "creampie" or "cream pie?" Search engines on tube sites tend to use "creampie" as a tag.

Are there any others with some historical or other otherwise entertaining comments on the subject?

For the poll, which variations go too far for your tastes? Which ones are turn offs, rather than turn ons?

 

[whywouldi]

I cannot vote, as none is a turnoff for me ...

 

[Lord Pmann]

The eating of another man's cream pie is revolting to me. The eating I my own is also revolting, except in one circumstance. I'd have to really like the girl to taste my own cum for her.

 

[DrHappy]

I cannot vote, as none is a turnoff for me ...

Sorry. I also now wish that I defined it as "Turn on" rather than "Turn off."

 

[DrHappy]

I think we should call you Dr Creampie. You are certainly very knowledgable on the history of the porn creampie.

I'm not sure why I notice and remember some things, but it's fun. I think that the whole subject of porn practices is interesting. Some things seem rather arbitrary, but videos tend to have it because that what other videos show. The 1980's style pull-out cumshot is one of them. Often, the video stops within a second or two after the guy cums, though, as a viewer, I would often would like to see much more creative afterplay. The ATM phenomenon seemed to explode overnight, from being an extreme rarity, to almost required.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The ATM phenomenon seemed to explode overnight, from being an extreme rarity, to almost required.

Best use of the word phenomenon I have ever seen. Hands down. Like it's aurora borealis. Kudos for making me laugh man.

 

[Emerson40]

There is very little, if any, stroke-worthiness in seeing a young woman squat and eject a pint of pina colada mix from her bum.

 

[DrHappy]

There is very little, if any, stroke-worthiness in seeing a young woman squat and eject a pint of pina colada mix from her bum.

It's also impossible to unsee that, too.

Is there really that much demand for it? Is it really driven by new directors who want to set themselves apart from other directors?

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's also impossible to unsee that, too.

Is there really that much demand for it? Is it really driven by new directors who want to set themselves apart from other directors?

I heard Spielberg was going to be trying something along these lines with "Shitler's Fist", the first anal fisting creampie movie. It's going to be edgy. In black and white too.

But I agree. Like, do those directors really have a "vision"? Like, are they bitching about the lighting? Do they do that thing where they use their hands to make a picture frame and look to see what it would look like framed? Do they meet with consultants on which type of tile off of which the girls should lick up these creampies? Or do they just say, " Do whatever the nastiest shit is you can think of and I'll film it."

I am finding out I'm a pretty dark guy. But that doesn't mean I want to see some of that shit done by other people. I mean, eating a creampie out of my lover's pussy whilst a finger is in her ass is a special thing. Like your wedding night.

 

[Eilan]

Shortly after that came the anal creampie eating videos in large numbers. Also, related to anal creampie eating, there are now videos where someone farts out cum onto the floor (or directly into someone’s mouth), and someone else licks it up.

After reading this, I feel the need to wash out my mouth with soap.

There is very little, if any, stroke-worthiness in seeing a young woman squat and eject a pint of pina colada mix from her bum.

Strawberry daiquiris, on the other hand. . .

 

[DrHappy]

After reading this, I feel the need to wash out my mouth with soap.. .

Sorry about that. At least you don't have to gouge your eyes out after unintentionally seeing said video. That really hurts. It's impossible so un-see those kinds of things. Damn it! they should clearly label those types of videos so that they can be avoided! I wonder how many other poor innocent porn watchers were just enjoying themselves when WHAM!... MY EYES!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sorry about that. At least you don't have to gouge your eyes out after unintentionally seeing said video. That really hurts. It's impossible so un-see those kinds of things. Damn it! they should clearly label those types of videos so that they can be avoided! I wonder how many other poor innocent porn watchers were just enjoying themselves when WHAM!... MY EYES!

Don't feel sorry for her!!!!! She totally made me see some shit last week that I can't unsee. She deserves it.

 

[Eilan]

^^^

Yeah, what he said. Don't feel sorry for me.

 

[Emerson40]

Strawberry daiquiris, on the other hand. . .

Don't feel sorry for her!!!!! She totally made me see some shit last week that I can't unsee. She deserves it.

You must be suffering from the throat AIDS pmann.... That was all set up beautifully for you, nice and fat over the plate, waiting for a prolapsed anus analogy to hit it out of the park.

Get well my friend. Get well.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm so sick I don't even know what I should've written. Sigh.

 

[TwistedFun]

Sucker for the cuckold creampie here....whether the focus is on the woman's pleasure, or the man being submissive.

 

[pplwatching]

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[DrHappy]

I can count on one hand the number of creampie eating videos that I thought were hot.

Agreed. The majority of the non-cuckold creampie pussy “eating” videos don’t actually involve eating the creampied pussy at all. Some director decided that there should be a six inch gap between the pussy and eater’s mouth, and the camera should document cum dripping from the pussy to the person’s mouth. There is zero pussy-to-mouth contact once the creampie has been created. I don't know whether the same stupid director is responsible for all of these videos, or whether followup directors decided to stick to the trend once it started.

There are also the disappointing “eat my creampie” videos. I was excited when I first saw this. This sounded like a situation where the guy eats the pussy that he just creampied. The alternate explanation was that the girl demonstrated extraordinary flexibility by reaching her own pussy with her mouth. The disappointing reality was that the girl either 1. Dipped her fingers into her pussy and then licked them, or 2. (less frequently) let the cum drip from her pussy into a plate or glass, and then drank it. In my opinion, this is significantly less stimulating than having someone else lick the pussy.

 

[bcassidy123]

There is very little, if any, stroke-worthiness in seeing a young woman squat and eject a pint of pina colada mix from her bum.

What he said! Just like you, watching the video then there it is - she is filling up a martini glass. Not my thing.

 

[Cookie123]

I cannot vote, as none is a turnoff for me ...

Same here!

 

[duckandbunny79]

I could quite happily watch all those creampie selections, but I could also be turned off by some of those selections.

Some of it is simply down to how I am feeling at the time, but the other part of it is to do with how it is filmed. If a guy blows his load in a girls ass, if she then has to squat, or fart it out, or be held open for a bus to shine it's lights through then no it's not going to do anything for me. But if a guy blows his load in a girls ass, then there is some more kissing and fore/after play. If she starts to leak cum from her ass, I can see the appeal in watching a guy or a girl go down there to lick her clean. There is a difference between a sexy ass being licked clean and a ass forced apart, or forced to expel.

If the woman is cucking her hubby, she can still cuck, humiliate and degrade him, without turning herself inside out. I'm not against watching fisting or double fisting for that matter. The action itself , even the close up is not what turns me off, it's the directors need for an internal shot. We can see the cum dribbling out, we can see the fist in the ass, trust me we believe it, the internal shot is not required.

Another addition that I would add to that polling list, an one of my favourites is an overflowing creampie.

I don't think there is a definition or separate phrasing for this kind of sequence so I'll just describe it. The mans cock is plunging in and out of the girls cunt, (it does tend to work better with black guys for obvious reasons) then as she lifts her body up and his cock slides out there is a ring or pool of cum at the base of his cock, mmmmmmm.

Then this pool slides up and down the shaft as she continues to fuck him, it may dribble down to his balls. If you are very lucky it's a 3 some and another girl will lick the cum, from her friends cunt and the mans balls and cock.

Delicious, and they still continue to fuck.

Not always easy to come by and maybe it should have it's own terminology, but the overflowing pussy is a big turn on for me.

 

[pplwatching]

The mans cock is plunging in and out of the girls cunt, then as she lifts her body up and his cock slides out there is a ring or pool of cum at the base of his cock,

The first time I ever saw this I thought it was really hot, but I don't think that it's semen. I think it's lube "frothing", for lack of a better word. I saw a video once of a gal masturbating, who produced a lot of milky lubrication. She collected it in a spoon. I've never seen anything like it. Maybe the ring around the cock is natural lubrication, which would be really hot, or maybe they've used some sort of extra lube that froths(?).

I have also seen a couple of clips where it's obvious that he's cum, and the cum is leaking past the cock. That's really hot too, but few and far between. It's very difficult to find a hot clip featuring this sort of kink. There's a lot of trash out there. One couple that does this pretty regularly is known as "Jenny and Joey". The dialogue can be a little campy, but once you get past that they have some long "preview" videos where it's clear that Joey shares a passion for cleaning up his lover. You might enjoy those.

 

[duckandbunny79]

The first time I ever saw this I thought it was really hot, but I don't think that it's semen. I think it's lube "frothing", for lack of a better word. I saw a video once of a gal masturbating, who produced a lot of milky lubrication. She collected it in a spoon. I've never seen anything like it. Maybe the ring around the cock is natural lubrication, which would be really hot, or maybe they've used some sort of extra lube that froths(?).

I have also seen a couple of clips where it's obvious that he's cum, and the cum is leaking past the cock. That's really hot too, but few and far between. It's very difficult to find a hot clip featuring this sort of kink. There's a lot of trash out there. One couple that does this pretty regularly is known as "Jenny and Joey". The dialogue can be a little campy, but once you get past that they have some long "preview" videos where it's clear that Joey shares a passion for cleaning up his lover. You might enjoy those.

Thanks for the tip, I'll definately look it up. I was not certain about whether it was real or not, but I suppose that's the same for all porn, so long as the effect is realist, then they have done their job well.

 

[DrHappy]

Another addition that I would add to that polling list, an one of my favourites is an overflowing creampie....

... as she lifts her body up and his cock slides out there is a ring or pool of cum at the base of his cock

One of the things that I like about reverse cowgirl is that it’s easier to watch that happen live. Watching it flow out of her pussy and down the cock while it’s still inside is a nice thing to see.

One couple that does this pretty regularly is known as "Jenny and Joey"

I think that I’ve seen all of the “Jenny and Joey” previews. I agree that the dialogue is horrible. The thing that I like most about those is that it’s just a happy couple enjoying each other, rather than some kind of humiliation, cuck, or other scenario.

I became a big fan of after-sex play. It's very intimate.

After orgasm, it feels like all of the cuddle hormones work in harmony well with the extra-sensitivity my penis gets after cumming. It takes a little effort to nudge the body to participate, but the emotional and physical rewards seem to linger afterwards.

Another thing that is extremely rare are videos which show the woman giving oral attention to the guy’s penis after an internal cumshot in her pussy. I can only think of two videos where this has happened. There are some rare videos where the couple 69s so that the guy can lick her clean, but they tend to ignore the other end with the girl’s mouth. I’d like to see more couples 69ing afterwards, where the camera shows oral action at both ends.

 

[Emerson40]

..... I’d like to see more couples 69ing afterwards, where the camera shows oral action at both ends.

Dr. Happy, something tells me you'd enjoy root canal surgery without freezing, provided there was 69ing afterwards.