Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost

[Merelan]

These are the things that terrify me the most.
No Alien psychopath, no MTV Host,
scares me like
Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost.

Who can be sad or mad or lonely when Jimmy is singing?
Just wondering if anyone else felt the same about him?

 

[Starshine]

Jimmy who????

Jimmy Durrante???

Jimmy Hoffa????

Jimmy??? Jimmy???? Gimme you.....whoops....that slipped...

 

[Xander]

Merelan

Booooo. I'm a Vampire, a decendant of a, Now Mummified, Uncle who was cursed by the Holy Ghost......

 

[Ravenloft]

How about Were Beasts? Do we scare you Merelan?
*Showing off my impressive canine's, a few insisor's, and a molar or two.*
Yeah, frightened arn't you? So was my orthadontist...
The real horror comes in when I click them together...
*Click, click*
FEAR ME!!!

 

[Merelan]

Okay, Starshine just informed me that most of ya wouldn't have realized that is a Jimmy Buffett tune. Crap. Oh well...

Yes Ravenloft, there are times yuou do frighten me. But in a sweet cute way.

Xander, liking the US?

 

[Ravenloft]

Yeah I'm just such a cuddly horror ain't I?!
*Big cheesy grin*

 

[Merelan]

So Tiggs tells me. Come here and prove it.

 

[Xander]

Xander, liking the US?

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/monky.gif

Answer your question Merelan??

 

[Merelan]

You have got to be the silliest man!!! And so damn cute too.

 

[Xander]

You have got to be the silliest man!!! And so damn cute too.

*Looking innocent* Moi???

(Hehehe Merelan thinks I'm cute!! Yay!!)

 

[Merelan]

I am not the only one. You know that.

 

[Xander]

I am not the only one. You know that.

*Blush*

 

[Guest]

I don't have ghoulish fangs or unsightly hair on the palms of my hands but I can do this, which is pretty frightening:

http://vzone.virgin.net/dumbsulk.trigger/ladyboy.gif

(Oh, actually, I DO have unsightly hair on the palms of my hands - I just checked.)

 

[Merelan]

Shit Roger, that does frighten me. Crap buddy.
And about the hair on your palms. We better get Ginger over there pretty quick. Your wrist muscles must be super strong. Lucky you aren't blind yet.

 

[Slick66]

Damn

I thought this was gonna' be a Buffet love in.

Guess i'll just go Get Drunk and Screw.

 

[Merelan]

Weeeeeeeee.............................. get drunk and screw!!! Sounds good to me. Lets go, ripping off my halter and looking around.

 

[Xander]

Weeeeeeeee.............................. get drunk and screw!!! Sounds good to me. Lets go, ripping off my halter and looking around.

Oh wow....*Standing with open mouth and a dreamy look on my face*

There is so much beauty in the world......

 

[Merelan]

Brrr.... there is a chill in here.

 

[Xander]

Brrr.... there is a chill in here.

C'mere. Lemme keep you warm *opening arms*

 

[Merelan]

mmmm... a strong pair of arms, a shoulder to rest my head on...
Hey... someone's watching us.
It's that damn dog!!!!!

 

[Xander]

mmmm... a strong pair of arms, a shoulder to rest my head on...
Hey... someone's watching us.
It's that damn dog!!!!!

Let her watch...I dont care....wait that didn't come out right...*Huuggss*

 

[Merelan]

I know what you meant. But she's eyeing you funny.
Are you sleeping with her?

 

[Xander]

I know what you meant. But she's eyeing you funny.
Are you sleeping with her?

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Merelan]

Just wondered. I mean, look at your signature line!!!

 

[Xander]

Just wondered. I mean, look at your signature line!!!

Look now Merelan. Was that better??