Vampires and I wonders

[TheEarl]

I get seduced by I wonders when I'm bored.

I wonder if I could link up my Discman to my car stereo.
I wonder if I could fix that exercise bike.
I wonder if I could edit a picture of myself to give the impression of a vampire.

Apparently I could on the last one and it's now up for your delectation: the closest thing to a picture of my face that I've ever posted.

And now I need an appropriate sig line for it. Any BtVS fans out there? The best I've had so far is from Pear who suggested "Step on up kiddies. Thrashings for all."

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Bloody hell, Earl. That is one scary AV, you'd sure stand out in a crowd.

Trying to look beyond the disguise... Hmmm, you look like a very nice young man. You can come and suck my blood anytime. You know where I live.

Here's a few suggestions for your sig line:
"Hold the garlic."
"Even sheep's blood will do."
"Vamperific Lesbian."
"Lean, mean sucking machine."

Lou-lou

 

[Guest]

OK, I'll bite. Har har.

'I'm aware. I know every molecule of myself and everything around me. No one - no human, no demon - has ever been as awake and alive as I am. You are all just shadows." - Adam

 

[Guest]

... Hmmm, you look like a very nice young man. You can come and suck my blood anytime. You know where I live.

Ah, but Lou-lah, have you seen him sans shirt? Yumms.

Purrditta

 

[Guest]

OK, I'll bite. Har har.

'I'm aware. I know every molecule of myself and everything around me. No one - no human, no demon - has ever been as awake and alive as I am. You are all just shadows." - Adam

I don't remember him saying that. Nope, he's sat right next to me, and I just asked him.

Sorry, I'm being daft, my hubby's name is Adam.

Lou-lou

Ps. I've had a little nibble. I'd lurve to see him sans shirt.

 

[Guest]

IPs. I've had a little nibble. I'd lurve to see him sans shirt.

Yeah, I heard about the nibblet.

Get a webcam, dearie.

 

[Guest]

Get a webcam, dearie.

I need to whisper this in your shell-like... Shhh, I've got one, but please don't tell everyone. I keep it for very special viewings. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

Lou-lou

 

[Guest]

Pssst ...

Well there we go, the lad and I have one and *use* it; cum join us some eve. P.

 

[Guest]

Hey, over here...

Watch out, I may well take you up on that offer one day soon.

 

[TheEarl]

Pssst ...

Well there we go, the lad and I have one and *use* it; cum join us some eve. P.

We only actually have one between us. We share it.

The Earl

 

[destinie21]

You could always make your sig THE Big Bad.

 

[TheEarl]

Ooh, good one. I think I've have that as my avatar tag. Still ooking for something for the sig line though.

 

[fiery_jack]

I get seduced by I wonders when I'm bored.

I wonder if I could link up my Discman to my car stereo.
I wonder if I could fix that exercise bike.
I wonder if I could edit a picture of myself to give the impression of a vampire.

Apparently I could on the last one and it's now up for your delectation: the closest thing to a picture of my face that I've ever posted.

And now I need an appropriate sig line for it. Any BtVS fans out there? The best I've had so far is from Pear who suggested "Step on up kiddies. Thrashings for all."

The Earl

"Are you insane?! We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in the friends' beds." - William the Bloody.

"Maybe you're trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?" - Willow.

"Don't patronize me. I'm only 126 years old!" - William the Bloody.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

The best vampire quote of all times is a no-brainer: Bret Easton Ellis in Glamorama

"What? you tolerate being sodomized but not being called Dracula in jest?"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I vote for "Well, there's slash, and there's Slash..."

 

[gauchecritic]

Oh well fine. Everybody get together and Camchat, don't bother even thinking of inviting me. After everything I've done for you people and I don't even get flirted with. Sulk.

Gauche

P.S I hope you all wind up sleeping rough in Kamchatka.

 

[Guest]

Oh well fine. Everybody get together and Camchat, don't bother even thinking of inviting me. After everything I've done for you people and I don't even get flirted with. Sulk.

Gauche

P.S I hope you all wind up sleeping rough in Kamchatka.

Ooooh, who got out of bed the wrong side this morning?
Anyway, that'll teach you to eavesdrop on other people's conversations. We were whispering, you know?

Lou-lou

 

[just a thing]

My favorite line from Buffy:

Graffitti on school locker says: KISS rocks.

Willow sees it and says: "Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss roc-- Oh! I get it."

It has nothing to do with your avatar, but I like it.

By the way, how'd you do that to your pic?

 

[destinie21]

I get seduced by I wonders when I'm bored.

I wonder if I could link up my Discman to my car stereo.

The Earl

yes if you get a conveter that hooks up to the tape deck. I'd advise using a 40 sec anti skipe cd player though for uneven roads

 

[TheEarl]

Just a thing: A lot of hard work and the combination of Paint and PaintshopPro. It's actually quite easy to do if you know how, but it takes a bit of work to get the method right.

The Earl

 

[Quasimodem]

My suggestion is “Love at First Bite.”

I don't mean the George Hamilton feature film from 1979.

I mean the 1950 short feature by that Fine comedian Larry, not to mention Moe and Shemp Howard.

It would help if you had a foot fetish.