Valdimer's official 'rag on Ravenloft' Thread...

[Ravenloft]

He's gonna do it, I know he is... So I made a pre-emptive strike.

Rag away Val, rag away.

 

[Angel]

Damn only Vald can rag on you? *sigh*

 

[Valdimer]

Oh, hey angel, jump on in! I will need help on this.

Milk maid, do the honors.....(inside joke)

Ravenloft.......I repeat Ravenloft, kissed a girl!!!!!

Sparks!! Electricity!!! Fireworks!!! Tounge!!!!

Come on dude, you knew I was gonna do this!!

 

[crystalhunting]

Oh, hey angel, jump on in! I will need help on this.

Milk maid, do the honors.....(inside joke)

Ravenloft.......I repeat Ravenloft, kissed a girl!!!!!

Sparks!! Electricity!!! Fireworks!!! Tounge!!!!

Come on dude, you knew I was gonna do this!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah





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[Ravenloft]

Lets just say the walk back to the car was a bit... Um... Slow...

Tongue, er, yes, she has a nice tongue. Um... What were we talking about?

 

[Valdimer]

Dude, me and NSW had to basicly kick your ass into giving her a not so friendly kiss!

Oh yeah, milk maid wants some attention..

Her arms are deflating, lmao!!!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Well then, you'll just have to fill her tits back up now won't you Val? Warm water this time Val... WARM WATER GIVES YOU THAT REALISTIC FEELING!

You know what folks?

I kissed a woman today, and VAL DIDN'T!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!

 

[Valdimer]

Alright you bastard.....

At least I didnt get milk maid for my BIRTHDAY!!!!

And hey, I'll kiss a chick, one of these days............just not today.

 

[Ravenloft]

Don't you know the rules of the frat house? You, Val, being the only single male left in the household, have INHERITED MILK MAID! She is now your willing whore... Enjoy.

 

[Angel]

A girl

A real LIVE GIRL!?

 

[Valdimer]

Um, Milk maid would be more than happy in your bottom drawer, where she has always been.

Dirty boy.

I sure as hell dont want milk maid, she'd scare all the chicks away.

 

[Valdimer]

Yes angel, a real chick.

I got to meet her today, and she is actually cool. A good pick by Ravenloft....

 

[Ravenloft]

Yes, a real live woman.

And unlike Milk Maid, she can handle more than 300 lbs of pressure!

*Slapping forehead* This is what I get for letting Val check my bottom drawer... Ugh!

 

[Valdimer]

Dude, the egg dude, the egg.

That is all I have to say

 

[Ravenloft]

Ah, yes, the egg... It came before the chicken right?

*Nervous look*

 

[Angel]

Dare I ask..

 

[Ravenloft]

Its kinda tan coloured, oval and it takes batteries...

Wanna know more Angel?

*tee hee, titter, titter* I kissed a woman today!

...God... It was great!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*wolf whistles and claps and bounces up and down doing bad cheerleader impressions*

RAVEY RAVEY
HE'S OUR MAN
IF HE CAN'T DO IT
VALD WILL LAUGH AT HIM!!!!

 

[Renegade]

*Waving his little flag around* Go Ravenloft!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ravenloft.......I repeat Ravenloft, kissed a girl!!!!!

Sparks!! Electricity!!! Fireworks!!! Tounge!!!!

You fucking liar!

 

[Beaker]

That is the last time you ever get felt.

Kissed a girl indeed?

Oh dear!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh Beaker, don't be like that...

I can change, I can change...

Watch me! Im changing!