Vaguely sexual quote of the moment

[VandalHeart]

I love quotes, if you haven't noticed from my sig line. So, I want to see some quotes, favorite or just interesting at the moment, and the more they could apply to sex the better. So let's start off with this one that rings in the more arrogant part of my Dom mind:

Egotist: n. - anyone more interested in themselves than they are in me.
--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

 

[chronicle_tenko]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary. Come again? - Bricktop, Snatch

 

[VandalHeart]

Of all the things I've lost along the way, I miss my mind the most.
--Ozzy Osbourne

(Note the distinct lack of any mention of virginity)

 

[VandalHeart]

Is it just me, or are you hot in here? - my best friend, today