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I porked someone here, many times over, over a couple of years. It didn't work out, but it's still one of my favourite life experiences. We both learned a lot about ourselves, and will remain friends until one of us kicks the bucket. He's one of my favourite people ever.

But, yeah, mostly it's a shitshow waiting to happen.
 
Luk said:
I was born in Ohio and I snowboard. Plus, they have electricity, gas, wood, and hot tubs.
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"They" = a "friend" that is about to kick your ass out of his cottage?

LAWLZ!

Lettuce know when you can survive on your own without mom and friends handouts?

What was your degree in?
 
Sinny said:
Sending kind thoughts to a certain female poster who spilled out some painful shit in this thread. I didn't know the back story or identity of the poster until today when I went looking through some other threads. I probably will never know the whole story, because that is fine and none of my fucking business anyway. Still, I don't want ever to come across as inconsiderate to anyone, and especially to people going through a rough time and if I did, apologies.


To anyone struggling with finding their place here, it is worth saying that this place is what you make it. Put assholes on iggy, take long breaks away like I do, only converse with the people who make you feel at home and, above all, don't pork anyone here. It will most likely end badly. Not always. But most of the time.

If you give people a shot here at friendship, you will also find there are some amazing, compassionate people here. There are also some really sleezy fucking people who make this a terrible place. Look for the compassionate people. Ignore the fuckwits. You will be so much better off. All of you.

And don't ever be a douche canoe. xo
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You are a fucking liar and an instigator. You knew full well what was going on. Threw an old friend under the bus and tried to suck pukes cock.

Whadda cunt and douche canoe.

Now trying after the fact to make amends with ferm.

Not surprised at all. Mehbe you can bring some fuel for pukes zippo, he's been burning the gas pretty heavy lately.
 
Sinny said:
^^ Somebody who porked someone here and it actually worked out! There are no absolutes.


Hi, doll! :kiss:
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He's a cuck if you like that sort of thing.

Butt wheat, elle and such.

You know the drill.
 
im taking a weekend trip to go and hang out with people

one can tell the people are cool or otherwise i wouldnt leave the house

and im still not married
 
dolf said:
I porked someone here, many times over, over a couple of years. It didn't work out, but it's still one of my favourite life experiences. We both learned a lot about ourselves, and will remain friends until one of us kicks the bucket. He's one of my favourite people ever.

But, yeah, mostly it's a shitshow waiting to happen.
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You're making me blush
 
Sinny said:
^^ Somebody who porked someone here and it actually worked out! There are no absolutes.


Hi, doll! :kiss:
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:kiss:

i think the fact we got to know eachother first over several years before we even met in the flesh gave us a sound grounding. i fell in love with his mind before i even knew what he looked like. falling in love took us both by surprise since neither of us were looking.
 
lovetoread said:
and im still not married
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You deserve better. Or maybe you don’t. Either way, you should dump him.


Vacations- not going to belize, i do mini vacations on long weekends and will be wandering around western europe most of august.
 
Sinny said:
Holy fucking shit. This thread went sideways.



Annnnyway, love you all, but especially my beautiful wife Lori, sweet neci and dolf, her hotness.


Hey. Where the fuck is Phelia?
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out west with the silicon cowboys?
 
butters said:
:kiss:

i think the fact we got to know eachother first over several years before we even met in the flesh gave us a sound grounding. i fell in love with his mind before i even knew what he looked like. falling in love took us both by surprise since neither of us were looking.
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The best ones come when neither are looking.

AlotLikePsyche said:
Haha! :D Fair enough. I get it.

I usually fall asleep during the meditation, but I give it go anyway. It’s enough of departure from my reality that it’s an adventure for me.
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dolf said:
The meditation is the worst! I'd be fine if they just said "relax" and left it at that. I relax my body, then they start yabbering on about how to relax my body, and I can feel the tension creeping back in with every softly spoken, singsong word. I then spend the next half hour contemplating their violent death.

What is it with the yoga voice? They all do it!! Is learning how to talk like the most patronising kindergarten teacher ever part of the training?!?

:eek:

Enjoy your chill time. And try not to brutally murder anyone. :kiss:
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I can't meditate or do yoga, I don't have the attention span.

Sinny said:
Where are you going and what are you doing this summer?

Me first: Rattlesnake Hills for wine tasting, Chelan for boat reasons and Idaho because dumb reasons.

Also, hi! Missed you!

( .) (. )



Addendum.

More questions that I always ask on my twice yearly visits.


Are the spices still crazy ass?
Has anyone offered to send you tomato seeds and/or asked you for photos of your garden?
Is dolf still hot? (The answer is dolf).
Neci. Sweet, lovely Neci. And my e-wife Lori. How are you?
Are LTR and Sean married?
Is Laurelllllllllle still my secret girlfriend?
Does anybody have a trampoline I can borrow for a photo shoot?
Nobody died, right?
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No one going to the Ghost Ranch this year?

I think it's been years since the crazy assed spice players have been around, so the spices are probably stale at this point.
People always die, my vacation girl did in December. :(
I think I will take a couple days off and just drive along the river for a coule hundred miles. I am renewing my passport. Wanderlust is starting.
In the meanwhile starting around the 13 I am doing a staycanition to cath up of local stuff I missed.
 
The carpentry project at the cabin was completed on schedule over the Memorial Day weekend, and now, it's time to plan the next cabin project. The trip to Finland is upcoming.

I'm planning a trip to Middle Earth this afternoon after work.
 
Sinny said:
Where are you going and what are you doing this summer?

Me first: Rattlesnake Hills for wine tasting, Chelan for boat reasons and Idaho because dumb reasons.

Also, hi! Missed you!

( .) (. )



Addendum.

More questions that I always ask on my twice yearly visits.


Are the spices still crazy ass?
Has anyone offered to send you tomato seeds and/or asked you for photos of your garden?
Is dolf still hot? (The answer is dolf).
Neci. Sweet, lovely Neci. And my e-wife Lori. How are you?
Are LTR and Sean married?
Is Laurelllllllllle still my secret girlfriend?
Does anybody have a trampoline I can borrow for a photo shoot?
Nobody died, right?
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I swear I ran into your sis at Kaladi's this morning.
 
Rightguide said:
I'll have at least two more outings this year. One a trip along the upper Missouri and the other an exploration of two aspects of the Oregon Trail in Nebraska and Wyoming.
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Well folks, the time has come. Tomorrow I'm off to Great Falls to start my trip along the upper Missouri River. I know many of you will breathe a sigh of relief. Enjoy it while you can and I'll see you in a few weeks. Yes, I shall return.:D;)
 
I got a great rate in the Dominican Republic. Gonna be good times!
 
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