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george55 said:
ain't that a great colour, bet it would go great with your late summer dark tan!!!
:rose::kiss::heart::rose:
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Yes it is. I do have a blue sun dress which looks great with a tan :)

I must remember to take a few photos this coming summer ;)




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ran57gr said:
Yes it is. I do have a blue sun dress which looks great with a tan :)

I must remember to take a few photos this coming summer ;)




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What a classy lady!!!!! add extra memory cards to your shopping list!!!!

:rose:
 
LOL.... this is fun! :D


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ran57gr said:
LOL.... this is fun! :D


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not sure those are what I had in mind, but are interesting....
:rose::rose:
 
ran57gr said:
Hey, there's funnies too...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=577909

:D




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ok, so it took me three hours to find this!!!!!!

"HELLO, IS THIS THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE"?

"YES, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU"?

"I'M CALLING TO REPORT 'BOUT MY NEIGHBOR VIRGIL SMITH... HE'S HIDIN' MARIJUANA IN HIS FIREWOOD! DON'T QUITE HOW HE GETS IT INSIDE THEM LOGS, BUT HE'S HIDIN' IT IN THERE"!

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE CALL, SIR"

THE NEXT DAY, TWELVE SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES DESCEND ON VIRGIL'S HOUSE. THEY GO TO THE SHED WHERE THE FIREWOOD IS STORED.

USING AXES, THEY BUST OPEN EVERY PIECE OF WOOD, BUT FIND NO "WEED". FRUSTATED, THEY LEAVE.

SHORTLY, THE PHONE RINGS AT VIRGIL'S HOME.

"HAY, VIRGIL! THIS HERE IS FLOYD... DID THE SHERIFF COME"?

"YEAH"

"DID THEY CHOP YOUR FIREWOOD"?

"YEP"!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY"



damn, that sounded funnier the first time!!!!
 
Good Morning George,

it wasn't even close:cool:

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emmy_christina said:
Ok could not help myself,..........:D
George, Tommy schatje for you 2
Just wishing it was not so freeking cold.
One of my favorite little dresses.
Tommy schatje, want to try it on:D
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Damn girly girl!!! Those didn't leave me freeking cold! :D

Dumpling said:
eh? Good Morning Tom :):kiss:
& Good Morning {{{George}}}
& Good Morning to all the friendly & sexy People on here
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Don't you go eh?'in me young lady. Didn't your mother raise you better than that!

ran57gr said:
Yes it is. I do have a blue sun dress which looks great with a tan

I must remember to take a few photos this coming summer
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Either your color blind ... or the camera's lying! That's aqua or turquoise is I ever saw it! :cool:

ran57gr said:
Not at all, I was merely GB-lurking
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The term get a life sorta springs to mind here! ;)

Happy Friday
:nana:
Georgy George!​
 
TomOne said:
Damn girly girl!!! Those didn't leave me freeking cold! :D

Don't you go eh?'in me young lady. Didn't your mother raise you better than that!

Either your color blind ... or the camera's lying! That's aqua or turquoise is I ever saw it! :cool:

The term get a life sorta springs to mind here! ;)

Happy Friday
:nana:
Georgy George!​
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did you ever think we weren't edifying her enough......:rolleyes:

she out spreading her wings!!!!!

:D
 
george55 said:
ok, so it took me three hours to find this!!!!!!

"HELLO, IS THIS THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE"?

"YES, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU"?

"I'M CALLING TO REPORT 'BOUT MY NEIGHBOR VIRGIL SMITH... HE'S HIDIN' MARIJUANA IN HIS FIREWOOD! DON'T QUITE HOW HE GETS IT INSIDE THEM LOGS, BUT HE'S HIDIN' IT IN THERE"!

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE CALL, SIR"

THE NEXT DAY, TWELVE SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES DESCEND ON VIRGIL'S HOUSE. THEY GO TO THE SHED WHERE THE FIREWOOD IS STORED.

USING AXES, THEY BUST OPEN EVERY PIECE OF WOOD, BUT FIND NO "WEED". FRUSTATED, THEY LEAVE.

SHORTLY, THE PHONE RINGS AT VIRGIL'S HOME.

"HAY, VIRGIL! THIS HERE IS FLOYD... DID THE SHERIFF COME"?

"YEAH"

"DID THEY CHOP YOUR FIREWOOD"?

"YEP"!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY"



damn, that sounded funnier the first time!!!!
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I knew of a different version....


The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house.
"Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."




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TomOne said:
I think with my attitude, I'd make for one HELL of a girl!!! :D

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Well.... you do look quite the hottie....
Although the hair needs styling, the dress is too tight, the colour reminds of.... never mind.... and the manicure is deplorable.
But the potential is there all right! Take my advice and you just might end up looking hot AND classy :rolleyes:



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TomOne said:
I think with my attitude, I'd make for one HELL of a girl!!! :D

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George ... if you get a boner over that pic, I REALLY don't wanna hear about it!!! :cool:

:D
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what I got was real sick........and slept for six hours!!!!!

:mad:
 
ran57gr said:
Well.... you do look quite the hottie....
Although the hair needs styling, the dress is too tight, the colour reminds of.... never mind.... and the manicure is deplorable.
But the potential is there all right! Take my advice and you just might end up looking hot AND classy :rolleyes:
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The last time I took your advice, I ended up with a constant erection for about 3 weeks! :cool:

:eek:

OK ... so maybe I'll consider it afterall! :D

george55 said:
what I got was real sick........and slept for six hours!!!!!
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Me too! I make for a shitty ass woman, I guess! ;)
 
TomOne said:
The last time I took your advice, I ended up with a constant erection for about 3 weeks! :cool:

:eek:

OK ... so maybe I'll consider it afterall! :D

Me too! I make for a shitty ass woman, I guess! ;)
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btw, Ashley is going to be calling about the use of her pics in your thread......

she's adding up all the folks who stole her likeness.....course Larry is offering her a million for a foto shoot.....:eek:
 
george55 said:
btw, Ashley is going to be calling about the use of her pics in your thread......

she's adding up all the folks who stole her likeness.....course Larry is offering her a million for a foto shoot.....:eek:
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It's just one of those things, ya know. :cool:

Like doinkin' the ugly broad and then gnawing off you arm the next morning! :D

But hey ... you give me a million bucks, you can photo shoot me any way you want! ;)
 
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