Vacation Thread

[TomOne]

*listens attentively and takes notes.... she knows they will come in useful in a few years*

Ya know your at great risk of being removed from my last will and testament!!!

I'm sure I could find somebody more deserving for my left testicle!

Not that I really thought you were going to outlive me anyway!

Guess I could leave it to one of my freakish accidents of nature. That would be rather humorous! I can almost hear the conversation now ...

And over here in this jar is my very own dad's left testicle!

 

[Galene]

Ya know your at great risk of being removed from my last will and testament!!!

I'm sure I could find somebody more deserving for my left testicle!

Not that I really thought you were going to outlive me anyway!

Guess I could leave it to one of my freakish accidents of nature. That would be rather humorous! I can almost hear the conversation now ...

And over here in this jar is my very own dad's left testicle!

Why in a jar? Fossils don't need preservatives




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[TomOne]

Why in a jar? Fossils don't need preservatives

You talkin' to me!!!!

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oh ... ok ... sorry george ... I didn't know she was talking to you!

 

[Galene]

You talkin' to me!!!!

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oh ... ok ... sorry george ... I didn't know she was talking to you!

I wasn't talking to george, hon.
I'm still puzzling over the check out line thing



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[george55]

Why in a jar? Fossils don't need preservatives




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ROFLMAO...........Just so we don't play show your birth certificate.....

 

[TomOne]

I wasn't talking to george, hon.
I'm still puzzling over the check out line thing



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I quit puzzling about george things about the 2nd post I read of his. He makes much more sense when you don't puzzle about the things that don't make sense ...

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[Galene]

ROFLMAO...........Just so we don't play show your birth certificate.....

Mine???

Hold on, it takes a bit to haul over that thick slab of rock, it weighs a ton



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[george55]

I wasn't talking to george, hon.
I'm still puzzling over the check out line thing



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he gets carried away with his lipping.......the cashier looked at me like aren't you going to wack him...........

 

[Galene]

he gets carried away with his lipping.......the cashier looked at me like aren't you going to wack him...........

She must have been young. After all you could sell the truck tomorrow, no?




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[george55]

She must have been young. After all you could sell the truck tomorrow, no?




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hell no...do that and I'd have to take him to school and work.....I do want his ass out of here some time.......

 

[george55]

Mine???

Hold on, it takes a bit to haul over that thick slab of rock, it weighs a ton



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opps missed this one.........



just saying I think you are youngest....and best looking of us....just sayin

 

[Galene]

hell no...do that and I'd have to take him to school and work.....I do want his ass out of here some time.......

Get him a bicycle



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[george55]

Get him a bicycle



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he has one but work is on expressway....30 miles from here and school ten....illegal to bike.....I did see idiot on there today during monsoon!!!!!

 

[Galene]

he has one but work is on expressway....30 miles from here and school ten....illegal to bike.....I did see idiot on there today during monsoon!!!!!

Oh well, I was just kidding.
I guess you have your methods for dealing with him.
Mine, I might shout and scream, she won't bat an eyelash. But if I give her my very special extra frozen look.... heh, she knows it's time to back off and do as Mommy says




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[george55]

Oh well, I was just kidding.
I guess you have your methods for dealing with him.
Mine, I might shout and scream, she won't bat an eyelash. But if I give her my very special extra frozen look.... heh, she knows it's time to back off and do as Mommy says




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after I took a book to him last time, he watches for the look too.....I gave up on screaming.......I couldn't stand the blank look either......

 

[Galene]

after I took a book to him last time, he watches for the look too.....I gave up on screaming.......I couldn't stand the blank look either......

LOL.... we should marry them off and spend the rest of our lives partying



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[george55]

LOL.... we should marry them off and spend the rest of our lives partying



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looking at reserve funds!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Galene]

looking at reserve funds!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe...,

well sweetie, I need to go, it's getting late

smoochies and hugggs...






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[george55]

hehehehe...,

well sweetie, I need to go, it's getting late

smoochies and hugggs...






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*putting cover over your sweetness*

 

[george55]

Just finished latest book of Stuart Woods.........he put all three of his main characters in one book, Not his best effort, but i still enjoyed it. Shoot Him if He Runs

 

[TomOne]

Just finished latest book of Stuart Woods.........he put all three of his main characters in one book, Not his best effort, but i still enjoyed it. Shoot Him if He Runs

Strange that we were talking about hassles with offspring and all that stuff ... and your reading a book titled Shoot Him if He Runs. Do believe there's a message there george!

Happy Thursday Georgy George!
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[Dumpling]

Wow, People have time to read Books
Good Morning "George"
& Good Morning to the Visitors & Friends
(Tom should fit in there somewhere)

 

[TomOne]

Wow, People have time to read Books
Good Morning "George"
& Good Morning to the Visitors & Friends
(Tom should fit in there somewhere)

Truth be told ... prob'ly not!

But that's ok! I sorta barge my way into places whether I fit or not!!!

Ya sorta have to learn to do that when you have a big ol' baheemie weemie!

 

[george55]

Strange that we were talking about hassles with offspring and all that stuff ... and your reading a book titled Shoot Him if He Runs. Do believe there's a message there george!

Happy Thursday Georgy George!
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if it were about offspring.......shoot him if he doesn't!!!!!

 

[george55]

Wow, People have time to read Books
Good Morning "George"
& Good Morning to the Visitors & Friends
(Tom should fit in there somewhere)

hey sweety.....one of the 'perks' of being on permanent vacation!!!


and not having resources to fly to Canada to pillage 'cheeky' natives...