grrrrrr....my son called and woke me up.....................cardinal sin!!!!!!! his keys to truck were lost.......luckilly he called back with them found before I had to make the 80 mile round trip!!!!!
Oh...hi em....don't mind the ravings of old man......
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Er... how about you and me presenting him with a centerfold? Just an idea...
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I thinking the reading won't thrill him so much as the pics!
He doesn't really read the articles in Penthouse, ya know ...
... regardless of WHAT he says!
for you
Morning my dear George,
KIds, we so love them.
Glad he found his keys so you could go back to dreamland.
Hope it where sweet dreams
Aww, quit bitchin' Old Man!
I found this in another thread and thought you might enjoy the reading
Our taxes simplified.
Suppose that every day, ten men from Maryland go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are
all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your
daily beer by $20.'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $ 9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'
'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'
'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'
'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man moved to Delaware and didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking outside of Maryland where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia
For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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You george?!?
Bellyache?!? Yeah ... uhhhhhh ... ya know that part about For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. I think you just put yourself in the latter category, mister bellyacher!the bar tender got screwed out of a dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!
You george?!?
Say it ain't so, joe!
OK ... so it probably is ... but lit needs the occassional bellyacher to make up for those of us who are just modestly good natured and mature individuals!
Yeah ... uhhhhhh ... ya know that part about For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. I think you just put yourself in the latter category, mister bellyacher!
Happy Weekend
Georgy Porgy!!!
Have a wonderful relaxing Saturday my dear George, funny Tom and Sweet Beautiful Ran.
And everyone else on this Thread.
Hey ...I understood, and he still lost a buck!!!!
... you listen here, mister booger head. I just got stuck between dear and Sweet Beautiful ... and all I got out of it was a damned funny!!! It would certainly appear to me that we have FARRRRR mroe important things to worry about here than the damned bartender ... who prob'ly didn't even deserve the dollar in the first place!!!
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And I'm gonna start lyin' on my tax returns so I can get free drinks too!
and for all your crap, I'm going to be a whistle blower.......so there
You wanna blow what! Where?!?
Who?!?
If it makes you feel any better, my whistle is temporarily off the market! I'm takin' it home this afternoon and having it polished out on my boat!
You gone for the weekend?
We got tickets today to see the Cirque du Soleil "Love" playing when we are in Vegas...it got great reviews and it is based on the Beatles music.
no, just no one has been on here. So I've been out looking at the lovely ladies and of course there is a book open.......My son's saw that in Atlanta while in hs because of french class....both loved it.
Both of us really enjoy musicals...really looking forward to seeing this production.
I seem to be having a bit of a problem
My brain has already gone away on vacation...but my body is still here
I am so jealous, why didn't you take me? I have always wanted to travel to those places. Call me next time
You are such a big ol' bratty ass tattle tale, my friend!
Excellent show! You'll like that a lot. Went to it when I was in Vegas last year!
Jeeezzz dude! Another fooled hotty! How do you do it, georgy boy!
You are such a big ol' bratty ass tattle tale, my friend!
Excellent show! You'll like that a lot. Went to it when I was in Vegas last year!
Jeeezzz dude! Another fooled hotty! How do you do it, georgy boy!
Happy Monday,
Mister Bratty Ass Tattle Tale!!!
it's ole Robert, he's a chick magnet, they can't help themselves......
morning Tom........
