Vacation... Can I Come Home?

[Ashleigh_XOXO]

Ever have one of those vacations from hell where you are seriously rethinking your marriage but you think, "hey, it can't get any worse."

Yep, I just got evacuated to higher ground because of the tsunami. Yeah, Hawaii.

 

[blobfish]

Yes! The European Historical Brothel Tour offered by some travel agencies is very disappointing. Most of them aren't even in business anymore, and the ones that are are in Estonia. Need I say more?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ever have one of those vacations from hell where you are seriously rethinking your marriage but you think, "hey, it can't get any worse."

Yep, I just got evacuated to higher ground because of the tsunami. Yeah, Hawaii.

Florida has better beaches.

 

[echologue]

the higher ground on Maui can be quite pleasant

 

[winepleasures]

Ever have one of those vacations from hell where you are seriously rethinking your marriage but you think, "hey, it can't get any worse."

Yep, I just got evacuated to higher ground because of the tsunami. Yeah, Hawaii.

I've had so many of those bad vacations...I don't want to go on Vaca...unless i'm alone.

 

[pete]

Ever have one of those vacations from hell where you are seriously rethinking your marriage but you think, "hey, it can't get any worse."

Yep, I just got evacuated to higher ground because of the tsunami. Yeah, Hawaii.

invite the hotel bartender upstairs for a 3some. sometimes, you gotta steer into the skid, you know?

 

[killallhippies]

word.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

marriages are mo'problems

 

[islandman]

I've had so many of those bad vacations...I don't want to go on Vaca...unless i'm alone.

Saddest thing I've read all day.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[blobfish]

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

Hey, you took my advice!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Hey, you took my advice!

no, friedrich did.

 

[GoDnUbErMeNsCh]

no, friedrich did.

i can now die a happy man... hahah

 

[islandman]

Did blob just out his alt?

Oops.

 

[GoDnUbErMeNsCh]

Did blob just out his alt?

Oops.

You mean the alt that I created two years before I joined? Yeah, I just outed it.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Did blob just out his alt?

Oops.

yeah, he's in love with my cock.. that faggot ass nigga.

 

[blobfish]

yeah, he's in love with my cock.. that faggot ass nigga.

I'm in love with your asshole. It's tender and juicy like a Whopper sandwich.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I'm in love with your asshole. It's tender and juicy like a Whopper sandwich.

that's it, you're getting put on iggy.

 

[blobfish]

that's it, you're getting put on iggy.

Don't you like Burger King? Their fries suck, but I think the Whopper is better than the Big Mac.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

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[blobfish]

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[LiFeNdEaTh]

someone is mad hahah