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TN_Vixen

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why am I holding out? This celibate thing is not working for me. I might as well try to stop smoking or quit eating chocolate.

I am here to say I will break the 3 month streak and get laid this coming weekend.

Besides even the old fantasies aren't working anymore. I need flesh!
 
Come meet MY pussies -

They'll give you lots of Yankee attitude. Celibacy is for people who don't care about sex anyway, or who are trying to re-gear themselves after a patterned series of psychosexual/romantic catastrophes. Is that what you've been up to?
 
celi-WHAT?

*shivers*

I thought celibacy was only for married people :)
 
Re: Come meet MY pussies -

shadowsource said:
They'll give you lots of Yankee attitude. Celibacy is for people who don't care about sex anyway, or who are trying to re-gear themselves after a patterned series of psychosexual/romantic catastrophes. Is that what you've been up to?

damn, how'd you guess?

Since I was born a Yankee, I got attitude & sweet hospitality rolled into one neat package. Just have to be careful where you tread.
 
Problem Child said:
Do it baby. Just not with Miles.

:p

I think you and shadowsource have a secret thing with miles.

Probably has something to do with dogs licking pussies or something.
 
i dont like celibacy , it tastes like that cylantro stuff, keep it out of my salads
 
TN_Vixen said:
why am I holding out? This celibate thing is not working for me. I might as well try to stop smoking or quit eating chocolate.

I am here to say I will break the 3 month streak and get laid this coming weekend.

Besides even the old fantasies aren't working anymore. I need flesh!

I'm free this commign weekend!
 
TN_Vixen

Good for you....I'll be doing the same. Going outta town though, too many people know me and my family. Save alot of grief.

My girlfriend and I have decided its time to just get laid...no feelings, no commitment, no names...just sins of the flesh. Way long overdue. We've lived our whole lives being "nice girls" and are just ready to just have a good time.

Hope you have a GREAT time.
 
Mustang Sally

nope, he doesn't know it yet... but I hope he'll be pleasantly suprised. ;-)

luv2 - be careful and have a great time! I would love to hear about your weekend.
 
Your secret thing -

TN_Vixen said:
I think you and shadowsource have a secret thing with miles.

Probably has something to do with dogs licking pussies or something.
The only thing we have in common is some kind of joint appreciation of you. I don't like dog pussy, don't have an avatar, am not a right libertarian, have never corresponded in any way with PC, about whom I know very little, really (you know, the way straight guys ignore one another in the presence), except that he's not a political fetishist, which Miles and I both are. You're dissing your fan club, redneck ho, but I sure hope you drown your celibacy in all the right fluids.
 
shadowsource

Aww, I have a fan club made up of political fetishists? That's so touching I think I might cry. ;-)

I really do need to do something about being celibate if I'm to live up to the "redneck ho" image, eh? Got any suggestions?
 
well...

I might be able to think of something. But don't listen to those other guys, ok? I alone have your best interests at heart (and in that general vicinity).
 
Problem Child

I told her she can go fuck someone else now. I could use a little strange.

She sent me one last picture of herself as a memento.
 
Me!

I'm a genuine political fetishist. And let me say one more thing, my fellow Americans, I am not a croo - no! I knew Clark Gable and you are no Clark Gable. Pat was just telling me, what's that dear? Oh forget it. But I like Vixens, really, and Tennis, too. Watching I mean. I like to watch. Miles to go before I sleep. On your knees, dog!
 
Dick Nixon

Earth to Tricky Dick

You WERE a crook.

Enjoy your dirt nap.
 
That was cruel, Miles

He did found the EPA, after all. Anyway, I think I'll take the Vixen up on your kind offer. You'll regret this, I assure you. And I've seen Tn Vixen, and she's no angel!
 
Nixon was a fucking weasel.

Regarding TV: Better hurry. She has her mind set on getting dicked next weekend. You will need to blend in with the local yokels. Here is your checklist:

1. Knock out a couple of front teeth

2. Get yourself a well-stained UT baseball cap

3. Buy a jacked - up 4WD Chevy truck

4. Install an Easy Rider Rifle Rack

5. Get one of those window decals
of a kid pissing on a Ford emblem

6. Learn redneck foreplay: "Get in the
truck, bitch" or "Are ya wet yet?"

Good luck!
 
It's mostly doable!

miles said:
Nixon was a fucking weasel.No real argument there!

Regarding TV: Better hurry. She has her mind set on getting dicked next weekend. You will need to blend in with the local yokels. Here is your checklist:

1. Knock out a couple of front teeth
I did, when I was 11!

2. Get yourself a well-stained UT baseball capI have a dirty rebel trucker's cap I borrowed from a sexpot from Memphis.

3. Buy a jacked - up 4WD Chevy truckNope, I'll stick to my old Euro wreck and take my chances. Besides I get such good mileage. I know that'll impress her.

4. Install an Easy Rider Rifle RackOK! But I don't have any guns.

5. Get one of those window decals
of a kid pissing on a Ford emblem
Sure, i hate Ford anyway. Do they look like those Belgian statues?

6. Learn redneck foreplay: "Get in the
truck, bitch" or "Are ya wet yet?"
I sure am! Cake....

Good luck! [/B]
Thanks, Miles! Yahoooooooo!
 
If you think she was cranky before, wait until she reads what I said.

Just kidding, Princepesa!
 
damn

I know better than to leave you two in the room together. (forget the problems that ensue when shadow is left in the room with WriterDom)

Miles, how could you give all my secrets away? He has way too much advantage now.
 
Good Morning, Princepesa

My heart still bleeds Cabernet Sauvignon for you.
 
P.S.

It's actually a cheap trick. I'll be wearing an incredible Clark Gable disguise so you'll drag me back to your place.
 
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