Usually, I hate Valentine's Day, but...

[arienette]

I WANT A FUCKING VALENTINE, DAMMIT.
I'm lonely and hate it.

Apply within.

 

[TxRad]

I WANT A FUCKING VALENTINE, DAMMIT.
I'm lonely and hate it.

Apply within.

Want to be my Valentine

Dirty old men have feelings to.....

 

[sincerely_helene]

I WANT A FUCKING VALENTINE, DAMMIT.
I'm lonely and hate it.

Apply within.

I don't have a problem with being alone, but I always seem to just be getting out of a relationship whenever Valentine's Day nears. All the commercials, media hype, and happy couples gazing loveingly into each other's eyes just serve to rub my nose in it.

I'll likely order in Chinese, get piss-assed drunk on Vodka and watch cheesy horror flicks until its over with.

Aw, who am I kidding. It'll end up being "Love Actually," or "Bridget Jones."

 

[Violette]

I don't have a problem with being alone, but I always seem to just be getting out of a relationship whenever Valentine's Day nears. All the commercials, media hype, and happy couples gazing loveingly into each other's eyes just serve to rub my nose in it.

I'll likely order in Chinese, get piss-assed drunk on Vodka and watch cheesy horror flicks until its over with.

Aw, who am I kidding. It'll end up being "Love Actually," or "Bridget Jones."

WAY ahead of you on that! But I figure I'll grab a few gangster flicks instead to commemorate the massacre!

 

[sincerely_helene]

WAY ahead of you on that! But I figure I'll grab a few gangster flicks instead to commemorate the massacre!

Atta girl!

 

[arienette]

I don't have a problem with being alone, but I always seem to just be getting out of a relationship whenever Valentine's Day nears. All the commercials, media hype, and happy couples gazing loveingly into each other's eyes just serve to rub my nose in it.

I'll likely order in Chinese, get piss-assed drunk on Vodka and watch cheesy horror flicks until its over with.

Aw, who am I kidding. It'll end up being "Love Actually," or "Bridget Jones."

I have been Bridget Jones way too many times.

And thank you, TX.

 

[TxRad]

I have been Bridget Jones way too many times.

And thank you, TX.

it was my honor and pleasure sweetie....

 

[elsol]

Ah... Valentine's day... I would like to thank hallmark for the Male Christmas.

If you've got a girl, it's a day with wondrous opportunities for points.

And if you're single... so many girls wearing their hearts on their sleeves and willing to give you a shot so they can say they're 'going out' on the big V-day.

Such a beautiful day... beautiful day.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[MissBri]

 

[impressive]

I'm sorta cute, sometimes witty and am known by my neighbors as the G-Spot Queen.

Best resume line EVER!

 

[MissBri]

 

[Samandiriel]

Ari babe, you are always Momma J's Valentine....

Now go clean your room.

 

[arienette]

Ari babe, you are always Momma J's Valentine....

Now go clean your room.

I wish I just had a room to clean. I have 2 now! Rah.

 

[Samandiriel]

I wish I just had a room to clean. I have 2 now! Rah.

Fuck it then, just eat some cereal out of the box and lounge around.

 

[arienette]

Fuck it then, just eat some cereal out of the box and lounge around.

Well I won't let anyone visit me lately, so I don't have anything to clean for, right?

 

[NoJo]

Fuck it then, just eat some cereal out of the box and lounge around.

I wanted to send you some of my congealed blood for Valentine's day, but I've mislaid the address of your tomb. So it'll have to be an e-card again.

 

[Samandiriel]

I wanted to send you some of my congealed blood for Valentine's day, but I've mislaid the address of your tomb. So it'll have to be an e-card again.

I'll scratch it in your arm later.

 

[NoJo]

I don't have a problem with being alone, but I always seem to just be getting out of a relationship whenever Valentine's Day nears. All the commercials, media hype, and happy couples gazing loveingly into each other's eyes just serve to rub my nose in it.

I'll likely order in Chinese, get piss-assed drunk on Vodka and watch cheesy horror flicks until its over with.

Aw, who am I kidding. It'll end up being "Love Actually," or "Bridget Jones."

That's what you think

 

[NoJo]

I'll scratch it in your arm later.

Make sure you use a rusty nail this time, the last time it healed too quick.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

When I was unattached, I NEVER celebrated Valentine's Day, and I made it clear to all and sundry that I refused to do so. I just had fun and went about my usual business.

 

[Rope64]

I WANT A FUCKING VALENTINE, DAMMIT.
I'm lonely and hate it.

Apply within.

Would you accept a naughty poem as an application?

 

[sophia jane]

I WANT A FUCKING VALENTINE, DAMMIT.
I'm lonely and hate it.

Apply within.

I understand exactly how you feel. I hate VDay, and this year is probably the worst. I'll be so so glad when it's over.

 

[vampiredust]

Am not looking forward to Valentine's Day either. thank god for literature

 

[SnoopDog]

I WANT A FUCKING VALENTINE, DAMMIT.
I'm lonely and hate it.

Apply within.

This will be my first Valentine's Day with a Valentine.

Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy...


Snoopy, excited little Beagle

 

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