USS Jimmy Carter?

[WriterDom]

We have the USS Ronald Reagan and the Navy just named the newest carrier the USS George H.W. Bush launching in 2009. Why was there no USS Jimmy Carter? He was a Navy guy.

 

[lovetoread]

Doesnt he have a sub named after him?

 

[WriterDom]

Doesnt he have a sub named after him?

I don't know. Does Subway have a peanut butter and jelly?

 

[bknight2602]

He wasn't very good to the military if you'll look back into history!

What goes around comes around.

 

[plasticman33]

Jimmy's got one. The USS Jimmy Carter, SSN-23 is the last of the Seawolf class submarines being built for the US Navy.

 

[lovetoread]

Jimmy's got one. The USS Jimmy Carter, SSN-23 is the last of the Seawolf class submarines being built for the US Navy.

See, and no jelly at all on that sub.

 

[SINthysist]

They simply MUST paint it yellow...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

See, and no jelly at all on that sub.

true, but is it not hillarious that he gets a penis shaped devise of war named after him? I mean he did admit to adultry to Playboy for having "lusted in my heart".

Beats depends on what the meaning of the word is, is. I hear Clinton is getting a foam gun named after him that is hell on blue dresses

 

[plasticman33]

true, but is it not hillarious that he gets a penis shaped devise of war named after him? ............

I wonder if it comes complete with batteries??

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I wonder if it comes complete with batteries??

Rosallyn used them all keeping Billy alive. Pacemakers were not that user friendly back then. She liked her own special version of Billy Beer.

 

[WriterDom]

They should name the next class of stealth bombers after Clinton.

I did not blow the shit out of THAT country, North Korea.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

One small problem with your idea...although nice denial line. Clinton is everywhere, tv, sporting events, head shops, glory holes, I mean everywhere. Stealths are silent and not seen, sort of like Cheney.

 

[manofsteel52]

And what year were Reagan and Dubya awarded the Nobel peace prize? The dates escape me for the moment...

Thinking is patriotic.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

We know return you from the DNC paid advertisement...they are desperate it would appear.

 

[plasticman33]

USS Bill Clinton!

Perhaps the first ship of the next class of Carriers will be the USS Bill Clinton. It will boast the ability to steer a course straight down the middle, but will have a tendency to veer to the left or toward large sums of money. It will be fueled by an unending supply of testosterone, which perpetually replenishes itself. It's presence will alwats be marked by chaos and destruction, but there will never be enough evidence to prove that it was really there. Maintenance of this class will be a nightmare as items will constantly disappear from aircraft and wardroom furniture will mysteriously vanish!

 

[plasticman33]

I can't imagine if they christen a ship the USS Hillary Rodham!! What a useless weapon that would be!

 

[Problem Child]

Jimmy's got one. The USS Jimmy Carter, SSN-23 is the last of the Seawolf class submarines being built for the US Navy.

Jimmy Carter was a Navy officer, and he served aboard nuclear powered subs if I recall correctly. I believe he even has a degree in nuclear physics or sometin'-or-other.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I believe he even has a degree in nuclear physics or sometin'-or-other.

and he builds the down and out a damn fine home.

 

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[TWB]

Doesnt he have a sub named after him?

No. He has a Dom named after him.

 

[busybody..]

Gee, I hope the Carter sub doesnt get

attacked by a KILLER RABBIT!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I think Bill Clinton should have a sub named after him too. They should paint it to look like a cigar.