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SuzySteve said:Are there any guidelines for choosing the right word at a spot where many words could be used?
Such as "stiff" and "rigid" mean the same thing, but should they be used at specific points depending on context or mood of the story at that time...
SuzySteve said:Are there any guidelines for choosing the right word at a spot where many words could be used?
Such as "stiff" and "rigid" mean the same thing, but should they be used at specific points depending on context or mood of the story at that time...
SuzySteve said:Are there any guidelines for choosing the right word at a spot where many words could be used?
Such as "stiff" and "rigid" mean the same thing, but should they be used at specific points depending on context or mood of the story at that time...
Op_Cit said:Actually, yes there are rules.
Here's how it works:
1. First, always use the word with fewer vowels.
2. If both have the same number of vowels, then use the one with more letters.
3. Unless it begins with a "t", "q", or "l", in which case:
4. Those words derived from greek should always take precedence over latin and french. However, germanic root words should always dominate.
5. If origins are oriental then that word should be used in place of all others. Unless it has exactly three consonants or rhymes with "orange".
6. If, however, the word is being used to describe a passive action not undertaken by any of the primary characters in the story, always use slang.
7. Now at this point is where the experts seem to disagree: If the word is to be used as a noun, some will say to leave it lower case while others insist a proper name should be used whereever possible.
8. Rule 8 was abolished years ago.
9. If there is still some ambiguity at this point, say "fuck it" and use the one that sounds the best.
Hope this helps...
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(Sorry, I couldn't possibly resist this one. For good measure we should probably sack the moderator once more.)
DrFreud said:No one told me that Rule 8 was abolished! ::
DrF
DrFreud said:No one told me that Rule 8 was abolished! ::
DrF
It works for me, love. Don't stop. P.pop_54 said:Same as Dr I been using rule 8 for bloody ages.
Virtual_Burlesque said:Suppression of Rule #8 has caused the collapse of English Literature.![]()
Boxlicker101 said:I have always followed Rule 8 and I will continue to do so, even though it is not required. I believe it makes for much better and more intelligible dialogue.![]()
Op_Cit said:Blantant disregard for the orderly modification and removal of rules once essential can only lead to chaos. (Just look what happend to Russian Poetry and various species of Central American nomadic beavers.)
Continued flauting of the disestablishment of Rule 8 can only lead to abominations, ice cream invention reinactments, and a sharp increase in internet forum polls.
People don't just make these things up: Rules are taken down for a reason.
And I'm pretty sure your continued use of #8 is the reason your banana is not currently dancing in my browser.
neonlyte said:. . . I suspect boxlickers banana is 'stiff' or 'rigid'.
neonlyte said:Rule 8 leads to language abominations.
For example English settlers in New Zealand, emigrants before Rule 8 was abolished have educated Maoris to use Rule 8 resulting in the following:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu , when the unembroidered phrase would work perfectly well. "The brow of the hill where Tamatea, with the bony knees, who slid and climbed mountains, the great traveller, sat and played on the flute to his beloved"
I suspect boxlickers banana is 'stiff' or 'rigid'.
Just please don't use it as your AV.Boxlicker101 said:My banana is neither stiff nor ridid just now but it might become so it I go back to more writing and less posting.
Yes, I suppose you're right...neonlyte said:I suspect boxlickers banana is 'stiff' or 'rigid'.
SuzySteve said:Are there any guidelines for choosing the right word at a spot where many words could be used?
Such as "stiff" and "rigid" mean the same thing, but should they be used at specific points depending on context or mood of the story at that time...
oggbashan said:By decree of the current European Commissioner Rule 8 has been renumbered as Rule 69 and can only be applied between two consenting adults of either gender, race or religion and if not applied when appropriate one of the couple who should have applied it can apply to the European Court of Human Rights for an injunction forcing the other member of the couple to apply Rule 69 unless so doing might infringe the human rights of either one of the couple or might distress any equine quadrupeds who might or might not be in the vicinity.
See Directives 49/7483/2002 section 8 subsection 8.4.3.1 and 67/4028/2003 section 16 subsection 16.6 unless one or both of the parties is French in which case Rule 69 does not apply until the Common Agricultural Policy is reformed.
Og
neonlyte said:That's all very well Ogg but it still doesn't get the banana off the hook - worst still it wouldn't even apply in Wales, there is no Welsh word for banana. in a fruit shop in Carmarthen your'd ask "Oes banana gyda ti?"Whilst this conforms with Rule 7, it serious ignore 2 & 4, quite apart from being a limp slap in the face over Rule 8. Matters further complicated if the enquiry is made by a French citizen in view of Directives 49/7483/2002 section 8 subsection 8.4.3.1 and 67/4028/2003 section 16 subsection 16.6