using my keen detective skills i have discovered that

[glamorilla]

DAME EDNA IS ACTUALLY HANSS' FATHER!

 

[SpiceCake]

Too funny! LMAO

 

[april-wine]

DAME EDNA IS ACTUALLY HANSS' FATHER!

Funny I thought she was Hanns.........

 

[sunstruck]

SHUT UP! I love Dame Edna! I think she's hysterical. Classy drag humor. Love it. She should not be associated with trolls.

 

[glamorilla]

i hired a private investigator and he came up with lots of background information on the true hanss schmidt.

this is hanns in his high school talent show.

 

[BgMma]

Dammit, glam! I am going to pee on myself if you keep going!

 

[glamorilla]

SHUT UP! I love Dame Edna! I think she's hysterical. Classy drag humor. Love it. She should not be associated with trolls.

hanss behavioral problems stem from dame edna abandoning him at such a young age.

apparantly hanss has a face even a mother can't love.

 

[glamorilla]

hanss flirting with a married man!

shame on you hanss!

 

[BgMma]

LOL!!! This is too good

 

[Silverluna]

*sigh* i don't find that funny...

 

[glamorilla]

hanss being seductive.

 

[Rambrat]

SHUT UP! I love Dame Edna! I think she's hysterical. Classy drag humor. Love it. She should not be associated with trolls.

you are just....so different!

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm busting a gut here, glam!

You're the bestest!

 

[glamorilla]

hanss gave new meaning to the word "head" cheerleader but left school in disgrace and now leads a new life as a double secret agent in bangladesh after not making prom queen.

 

[Silverluna]

 

[glamorilla]

maybe if someone showed hanss how to properly apply her foundation she'd be able to cover up all her little flaws better.

 

[BgMma]

Of course, it would help the fact if it didn't wear pool chalk blue eyeshadow.

 

[glamorilla]

before taking up firearms hanns did a brief stint as a fandancer untill an untimely accident with a flaming baton cut his career short.

 

[greybeard]

before taking up firearms hanns did a brief stint as a fandancer untill an untimely accident with a flaming baton cut his career short.

too fucking sweet.................

greybeard

 

[glamorilla]

hanss' dedication to service men is what led him to a career in the military.

 

[Rhys]

hanss gave new meaning to the word "head" cheerleader but left school in disgrace and now leads a new life as a double secret agent in bangladesh after not making prom queen.

and you said you weren't a writer...pshaw!

 

[glamorilla]

i'm very upset hanss went behind my back and got someone else to design his wedding dress.

i think this is why sexy_girl dumped him.

 

[islandman]

i'm very upset hanss went behind my back and got someone else to design his wedding dress.

i think this is why sexy_girl dumped him.

You need to step away from the computer, Glam.

 

[glamorilla]

of course when i dress up in drag it's just hot.

 

[scylis]

of course when i dress up in drag it's just hot.

that's b/c he's a wierdo transvestite, and you're more the executive transvestite type.