Using a vibrator

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Bobmi357]

Aw hell, I thought I was just a better pervert as I got older.

We are. You could say a guy's sex life kinda goes like this....

Stage one. (Birth through pre-teen) Figure out how to aim it so it goes into the bowl. Depending on the person, this can consume the upwards of 10 or more years.

Stage two. (Teen Years, 14-16) Discover it has other uses, turn into a masterbatory machine for another year or two.

Stage Three. (Teen through 20's) Discover Girls. Wait another 10 to 15 years before you learn they have feelings and it really works better when you pay attention to them. Somewhere along the line lose your virginity in a 30 second frenzy (usually beer induced). Pat yourself on the back if you can keep it up for 3 minutes or more. Who cares? It only takes you 5 minutes and you're ready to go again. What are you scowling about Honey? I'm sure you'll orgasm next go around!

Stage Four. Discover you're no longer a spring chicken, usually this happens around 28-30. NOW you find you really need to pay attention to women or you and you hand will become quite close. Discover also that the days of being able to get it up again has slipped from 5-10 minutes to two hours. Discover that during those two hours the baby needs feeding, and you've got work in the morning. You've named your kids Coitus and Interuptus.

Stage Five. WOOO HOOO! Wake up honey I've got a woody!!! (about the 60's or so)

Stage Six. (70's and above) Attempt to figure out how to aim it so it goes into the bowl. Add a laser pointer to it to help aim. Get new glasses. Look at the hot 20 somethings and chuckle because you know they will eventually look like you.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[jeepman6]

Aw hell, I thought I was just a better pervert as I got older.

A pervert is a dirty old man in training

 

[BlueSugar]

I have lots of toys I love them. Usually I use vibe balls inside of me, I like to play with the speeds of them bc as my muscles contract around them they move and hit spots normal vibes cannot and when they touch together they buzz harder. Then I like to touch a vibe to my clit when I want to cum really hard or fast... but usually I'll just play with my clit for an extra jolt here and there.
I like when my SO uses my toys on me... espically when he turns me over on my knees and inserts the vibe balls and gives me oral sex... until he can't take the waiting anymore... and then he'll slip himself inside me ... along with the vibe balls... vibrating, warm, hard penetration ::coos:: He loves the feeling too of my getting so wet and tight around him and then vibrations from the balls stiumlating him...

::squirms in chair...:: this isn't fair... lol.

 

[Lust Engine]

lmao!

Yet another reason to be glad I have a vagina.

I'm exceptionally glad you do too... among other warm moist places.

 

[Owlz]

First, let me say I agree with Lust Engine. You're priceless, P. O.

Now, I just got yet another new toy called the Anal Explorer:

http://www.intimatesynergy.com/go/d/pproduct_description.php/c/sc/sk0428-01/sid/

Have you (or anyone) tried this toy?

P. O., I'll have to go looking again for that great instructional post of yours about anal play. Tonight, though, I think I'll just experiment with the Anal Explorer.

 

[Lust Engine]

By all means, go out & have some fun.