Useful suggestions, please, for the bored and sick

[lilminx]

I'm not ready to go to sleep, I'm tired of reading, I already took a bath and a shower, I've watched two movies today, I played some games on pogo.com, and I'm not sure if I feel like playing with myself.

What can I do?


Please don't suggest going through papers, or cleaning or anything constructive like that.

 

[Purrde Flower]

Lay in bed and count pretend sheep?

 

[Aquila]

draw

 

[JazzManJim]

Wrap up in your warmest, snuggliest PJs and quilt.


Get comfy in the place of your choice near a CD player.

Get your headphones - the ones that nearly block out everything else around you.

Put on your favorite CD, turn it up to a comfortable volume.

Close your eyes, breathe nice and regularly, and let the music just wash through you.

 

[MissTaken]

Make erotic shadow figures on the wall with your flashlight and two delicate hands.

 

[Lancecastor]

Write poetry.

 

[Nora]

Draw me a picture. =)

 

[CarnalGerund]

Consult the professionals

Kids KNOW how to have fun. What would they do?

CG

 

[Lost Cause]

Forget sleep......

You can't force it, if something is bugging you, go scratch it!

 

[Guest]

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What can I do?

Please don't suggest going through papers, or cleaning or anything constructive like that.

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We REALLY need to develop an alternative source of energy besides fossil fuels and nuclear.

Get to work.

 

[ridddder]

I was going to say, write, direct, and act out a perverse finger puppet theatre production. But that would be too much work. I say get out the coloring book and color.....that is sometimes soothing for me, as is drawing funny faces on models in the victoria secret catalog, or any catalog for that matter. Even playdough is fun, but you probally don't have any at this late hour. For me it would be video games or reading by this time.

 

[lilminx]

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We REALLY need to develop an alternative source of energy besides fossil fuels and nuclear.

Get to work.

I SAID not to suggest anything constructive, my dear!

Hmm... interesting suggestions... let's see...

1) I don't want to lay in my bed (unless there's someone enticing in there next to me)

2) For the life of me, I can't draw.

3) I go crazy if all I do is sit there and listen to music. I start to think too much, and that is seriously the last thing I need right now.

4) Miss T, I like your suggestion, but I'd need an audience- care to join me?

5) Although I enjoy reading, I have no talent for writing- especially poetry. Yours is pretty good though, Lance (from my untrained point of view, anyway).

6) Ridddder, I love your suggestion, but all of my caryons are in my classroom. I have markers, but it's not as much fun as coloring with crayons. I'd need coloring books too, and those are in my classroom as well. I need to start bringing the fun stuff home!

I DO think I'm going to make a cup of hot chocolate, though.


Any more suggestions?

 

[JazzManJim]

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Any more suggestions?

Nope. You got my best one.

I'm sorry to hear that you can't just listen to music. I find that it's the best thing in the world for me on a bad or sick day.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Work on your interpretive dance routine to "Sledgehammer"

 

[Cerberus666]

NYQUIL, it will knock you the fuck out. sorry this probably isn't very helpful but i was sick wednesday and i'd been in bed all day. unable to sleep i took a recommended amount of nyquil and bam out i went.

 

[lilminx]

Work on your interpretive dance routine to "Sledgehammer"

i'm not really a dancin' machine right now, and I don't want to wake up my downstairs neighbor. She's a nice, quiet lady.

Cerberus, I have no Nyquil in my apartment right now, and to tell you the truth, I'm not ready to go to bed just yet.

I guess I'll just be a cranky bitch... *sigh*....


Oh wait, I AM being that already!

 

[lilminx]

Fuck it, I'm going to go watch porn and use my vibe. Don't be surprised if I'm back and posting shortly though.

 

[kiwiwolf]

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I SAID not to suggest anything constructive, my dear!

I DO think I'm going to make a cup of hot chocolate, though.


Any more suggestions?

Dial out for Pizza boy? And while you're at it... I have my hot chocolate with two sugars okay?

 

[lilminx]

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Dial out for Pizza boy? And while you're at it... I have my hot chocolate with two sugars okay?

Look at my post above yours. It took me longer than I thought it would though, because I got interrupted by a phone call. All done now!

 

[kiwiwolf]

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Look at my post above yours. It took me longer than I thought it would though, because I got interrupted by a phone call. All done now!

Damn! Okay where are the pics? Or vid clip?


And where is my hot chocolate!!!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

~Giggles~

Work on your interpretive dance routine to "Sledgehammer"

That's What I Would Do!

Only Maybe Ta "Closing Time"

 

[lilminx]

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Damn! Okay where are the pics? Or vid clip?


And where is my hot chocolate!!!

I don't take pics of myself masturbating (that's for others to do).

And, um, I'm sorry aobut the hot chocolate. I no longer need it- I'm warm now, so I won't be getting any for anyone else.

 

[perks]

three words

audio karaoke files

 

[kiwiwolf]

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I don't take pics of myself masturbating (that's for others to do).

And, um, I'm sorry aobut the hot chocolate. I no longer need it- I'm warm now, so I won't be getting any for anyone else.

No hot chocolate?!?! Thats it minx... I'm scrubbing you off my Christmas card list.

 

[ridddder]

More stupid ideas

Games are usually good, tho with one person not always fun. Actual solitare vs computer, is an idea.

String some popcorn just in time for xmas.

I usually find if I get into something involved it makes me settle for laying down again. Something involved would be rolling coins, or sorting recipes, neither of my favorites but something to do. Or even sorting out your CD Cases, or video tapes.

I used to be fond of latch hook rugs while watching tv, but haven't done that in years either.

Sometimes nothing will hit the spot, and you just have to call a friend and talk.

Those are my last suggestions