Useful info for the pornsters

[Blackie Malone]

How to buy a sex doll

 

[angelicminx]

How to buy a sex doll

Hell fire Blackie! Apparently I do live in a hole in a backwards state... I had NO idea there were so damned many to choose from. roflmfao! Thanks!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Hell fire Blackie! Apparently I do live in a hole in a backwards state... I had NO idea there were so damned many to choose from. roflmfao! Thanks!

So much to be learned here, isn't there?

I do find the sheep a little un-nerving

 

[angelicminx]

So much to be learned here, isn't there?

I do find the sheep a little un-nerving

Oh, yes indeed! Please teach me...

Does the sheep come with the velcro gloves for authenticity? I forgot to look, lol.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Secret Beer Can Device

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/LGcoffeemouthcan.gif

Discretion and convenience make this unit a must-have at picnics, parties and bus stops.

Pop a boner, then pop open a serious can of beat off.

I suppose there are those would find ersatz gratification from a simulated beer can, the height of gracious living . . . until some misguided visitor tries to chug down the wrong cold one.

Then, I see lawsuits all around, ahead.

 

[BlackShanglan]

So, so very disturbed.

*shudders*

I need a shower. Must ... get ... clean.

 

[angelicminx]

So, so very disturbed.

*shudders*

I need a shower. Must ... get ... clean.

Need some help?

 

[Blackie Malone]

How the hell did I miss the beercan????

I think the sheep bleat when you squeeze them, for authenticity.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think the sheep bleat when you squeeze them, for authenticity.

Whereas in real life they, um ... what?

 

[angelicminx]

How the hell did I miss the beercan????

I think the sheep bleat when you squeeze them, for authenticity.

Cool... think I might send that to an asshole I know... hehehe. Love the beer can!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Whereas in real life they, um ... what?

Bask in the afterglow.

 

[Pure]

Anyone remember the site for truly realistic dolls at
a couple thousand+ each. Not inflatable, but silicone etc. Was posted here sometime ago.

 

[angelicminx]

Anyone remember the site for truly realistic dolls at
a couple thousand+ each. Not inflatable, but silicone etc. Was posted here sometime ago.

No kiddin' Pure? Wow!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Anyone remember the site for truly realistic dolls at
a couple thousand+ each. Not inflatable, but silicone etc. Was posted here sometime ago.

I don't remember that, but I do remember seeing a program where they handmake dolls like that.

 

[angelicminx]

I don't remember that, but I do remember seeing a program where they handmake dolls like that.

Hey y'all... I have a birthday coming up... <blush>

Hint hint

 

[Blackie Malone]

Hey y'all... I have a birthday coming up... <blush>

Hint hint

Give us a date

 

[TheEarl]

I have to say that there's a few pubs near me that have vending machines in the bloke's toilets. These look like condom machines, but instead of giving you a choice of ribbed or sensitive, they give you a choice of a) a vibrator, b) a pheremone spray, c) condoms, d) breath mints and, in case the evening goes badly for you e) an inflatable sheep. No kidding.

Apparently the machines in the ladies' have 7 ft inflatable penises for dispensation.

The Earl

 

[angelicminx]

Give us a date

March 16...

 

[angelicminx]

I have to say that there's a few pubs near me that have vending machines in the bloke's toilets. These look like condom machines, but instead of giving you a choice of ribbed or sensitive, they give you a choice of a) a vibrator, b) a pheremone spray, c) condoms, d) breath mints and, in case the evening goes badly for you e) an inflatable sheep. No kidding.

Apparently the machines in the ladies' have 7 ft inflatable penises for dispensation.

The Earl

ROFLMFAO

 

[Blackie Malone]

March 16...

After the Ides.

 

[angelicminx]

After the Ides.

Yep, that's the one. Before the beer turns green though, lol.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Yep, that's the one. Before the beer turns green though, lol.

Green beer brings back memories....I puked.

 

[angelicminx]

Green beer brings back memories....I puked.

Hmmm... from too much I hope? I have never tried green beer. I don't much care for regular beer, lol. I much prefer Southern Comfort!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Hmmm... from too much I hope? I have never tried green beer. I don't much care for regular beer, lol. I much prefer Southern Comfort!

Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much...LOL.

I prefer bourbon or Black haus.......Tequila Rose too.

 

[angelicminx]

Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much...LOL.

I prefer bourbon or Black haus.......Tequila Rose too.

Mm... Tequila Rose, yes. I'm not a huge fan of bourbon, being just up the road from the Wild Turkey Distillery. Not familiar with Black haus.