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TheEarl said:
. . . vending machines . . . in the ladies' have 7 ft inflatable penises for dispensation. The Earl
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No tough decison that!

If I'm to be stuck with a big empty-headed prick, I might as well get stuck with a really big empty-headed prick.

Which way to the ladies?
 
angelicminx said:
Mm... Tequila Rose, yes. I'm not a huge fan of bourbon, being just up the road from the Wild Turkey Distillery. Not familiar with Black haus.
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We'll talk about the favors for bourbon later...........Black Haus, blackberry schnapps....very nice on ice.
 
Blackie Malone said:
We'll talk about the favors for bourbon later...........Black Haus, blackberry schnapps....very nice on ice.
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Favors for bourbon... intrigueing... ;)
Blackberry schnapps... sounds lovely, and right up my alley!
Off to eat and do the American Idol thing! :kiss:
 
angelicminx said:
Favors for bourbon... intrigueing... ;)
Blackberry schnapps... sounds lovely, and right up my alley!
Off to eat and do the American Idol thing! :kiss:
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American idol??? I'm sorry.
 
TheEarl said:
I have to say that there's a few pubs near me that have vending machines in the bloke's toilets. These look like condom machines, but instead of giving you a choice of ribbed or sensitive, they give you a choice of a) a vibrator, b) a pheremone spray, c) condoms, d) breath mints and, in case the evening goes badly for you e) an inflatable sheep. No kidding.

Apparently the machines in the ladies' have 7 ft inflatable penises for dispensation.

The Earl
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Damnit, I've been going to the wrong pubs.
 
angelicminx said:
Thanks Rika! Incredible pieces of work! One thing about that sucks though. I get stuck with Charlie, while you men get to choose? UGH!
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Not only choose, but from what I understand customize to precise details. We get it all. :D
 
angelicminx said:
Lucky little shit! :D 'Course, Charlie is kinda cute... :p :rolleyes:
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I just mean the dumbassed look hand down pants beer in the other with hardly any clothes on. I look just like my dad when he was as young as I now. So, if you think I'm cute, you'll think my dad is cute, only he's older now.
 
I must plug MLyons's "Cindy" series, which features a very inventive and intensely gripping use of one of these dolls in a dom/sub game. Really a great read.

Shanglan
 
rikaaim said:
I just mean the dumbassed look hand down pants beer in the other with hardly any clothes on. I look just like my dad when he was as young as I now. So, if you think I'm cute, you'll think my dad is cute, only he's older now.
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Hmmm... just might then... :D :kiss:
 
BlackShanglan said:
I must plug MLyons's "Cindy" series, which features a very inventive and intensely gripping use of one of these dolls in a dom/sub game. Really a great read.

Shanglan
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Thanks Shanglan! I'll check it out as soon as I can. :kiss:
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
I believe you are correct. The guys' dolls suck -- at least the top-of-line models do.

And yes, we do get stuck with Charlie.

http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md08.jpg

I believe I would rather buy a Sybian and blow the rest on chocolate. ;)
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Now that's just creepy. Imagine if he went Chucky on you...you would never survive. :eek:
 
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