US Weapon's Shield

[neonlyte]

Condaleza (paid less then the World Bank President's Girlfriend) Rice and Russia have been spatting over the proposed USA Weapons Shield to be sited in Europe.

Hold on a minute - who agreed to this? No one asked me if I want my country to be targetted to 'take out' the proposed weapons shield before launching ICBM's at the good ol' US of A. The press reports only mention Poland and ICBM's from the Middle East. Really, the Middle East has ICBM's capable of reaching the USA. News to me, maybe they keep them in the same place as Iraq's WMD's.

 

[cantdog]

Condaleza (paid less then the World Bank President's Girlfriend) Rice and Russia have been spatting over the proposed USA Weapons Shield to be sited in Europe.

Hold on a minute - who agreed to this? No one asked me if I want my country to be targetted to 'take out' the proposed weapons shield before launching ICBM's at the good ol' US of A. The press reports only mention Poland and ICBM's from the Middle East. Really, the Middle East has ICBM's capable of reaching the USA. News to me, maybe they keep them in the same place as Iraq's WMD's.

Exactly. A paranoid fantasy it isn't, though. Fear and power are the tools of statecraft.

 

[rgraham666]

They're just preparing for the future, neon. For when someone in the Middle East does have ICBMs. About twenty five years from now I figure.

Plus the 'shield' will be an enormous source of pork, something that keeps the U.S. economy afloat.

 

[3113]

Condaleza (paid less then the World Bank President's Girlfriend) Rice and Russia have been spatting over the proposed USA Weapons Shield to be sited in Europe.

Does this Sheild come with a Death Ray? 'Cause I ain't payin' for no Weapon's Shield unless it includes a Death Ray

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I thought this was all worked out already. As I recall the line - "The definition of a short range, tactical Nuclear Weapon is anything that falls on Germany."

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I want a death ray.

(Can I get one with "stun," too?)

 

[neonlyte]

I want a death ray.

(Can I get one with "stun," too?)

You're too dangerous to be allowed one with stun

 

[gauchecritic]

My favourite Simpsons' line:

Gentlemen, set your faces to stunned.

P.S We don need no stinking badges. (shields)

 

[S-Des]

I want a death ray.

(Can I get one with "stun," too?)

OK, I'm for it if I get one that we can mount to the heads of certain agressive aquatic life....."You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

You're too dangerous to be allowed one with stun

Wise. I might get carried away.