Uranus jokes: anybody else with a Sophomoric Sense of Humor?

[LusciousRedLips]

Uranus jokes (pronounced "your anus", of course) get to me every time. Any body else out there brave enough (or maybe just stupid enough) to share your favorite Uranus jokes? I'll start.

Uranus is a large planet surrounded by noxious gases.

 

[Nomad4112000]

Why does the Enterprise always go around Uranus? They are searching for Kilgons.

 

[LusciousRedLips]

Aw c'mon, people. Are Nomad & I the only ones here with a warped sense of humor?

Here's another:

[said in your funniest, monotone, alien voice] We are the aliens from Uranus.

 

[Wiggles]

I think Uranus is pretty damn funny all by itself.

 

[Sillyman]

I have sattelite photos of Uranus.

 

[Nomad4112000]

Aw c'mon, people. Are Nomad & I the only ones here with a warped sense of humor?

OMG I get it..... warped.... Star Trek

 

[#1tankcomander]

Uranus....

I like Uranus. I was just visiting there last night...............

 

[riff]

Isn't there a moon around uranus?

 

[phrodeau]

I've seen lots of pictures of Uranus.

Uranus is large and gassy.

There's a ring around Uranus, too.

 

[Sillyman]

Scientists need to probe Uranus.

We need an American presence in Uranus.

 

[phrodeau]

Uranus is on the cusp of Cancer.

Uranus ought to be explored.

 

[Wysteria]

Y'know, Uranus isn't nearly as fascinating as you seem to think it is.

None of us are interested in Uranus.

In fact, Uranus stinks.

*insert rimshot -- get it? RIMshot? Ahem.*

 

[LusciousRedLips]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

To all who particpated: Thanks for the laughs! (yeah, it doesn't take much to amuse me!)