Up late with nothing to do..

[emerald_eyes18]

Hello literotica i'm really bored right now and i was wondering if anyone would want to talk on the phone with me. I'm just looking for a friendly chat which i guess is kind of weird considering the site i'm on. haha but yeah I have a boyfriend so i dont want it to be dirty i just want to talk to someone male or female so if you want just message me on here if your interested thanks!!

 

[islandman]

Do you know SaintPeter?

He's Lit's official representative to CO.

 

[emerald_eyes18]

No i didn't know that and i dont know him...but what does that have anything to do with anything???

 

[islandman]

All requests need to be funneled through proper channels.

Given that you're in CO, Q.E.D., SaintPeter.

 

[pete]

don't mind him, new girl
islandman has all the charm of year-old fruit

i'm sure there's people who'd love to give you a buzz and chat away, but you're catching the overnight shift here. in other words, slim pickins

 

[islandman]

I've never heard "charm of year-old fruit' before, but it sounds somewhat racist.

Thus, it has been reported.

 

[pete]

I've never heard "charm of year-old fruit' before, but it sounds somewhat racist.

Thus, it has been reported.

i used the obviously-southern idiom "slim pickin's" and all the racism you find is from the fruit line?

tsk tsk tsk

 

[photograph]

I'm up late too, killer headache, can't sleep.

 

[Hiliburn]

Wouldn't it be more 'fruitist'?

 

[TonyClifton]

 

[Byron In Exile]

I've never heard "charm of year-old fruit' before, but it sounds somewhat racist.

Thus, it has been reported.

As it should be.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well, this is a troubling problem.

Surely we don't want to trouble Laurel with this at such a late hour...

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

i'm always game for fun friendly chat.

 

[photograph]

Me too. I'm so bored tonight, insomnia issues as of late, and just overall stress. *sigh*

 

[Byron In Exile]

i'm always game for fun friendly chat.

And yet you'd allow Saint Peter to slip around the law?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Me too. I'm so bored tonight, insomnia issues as of late, and just overall stress. *sigh*

Then, no worries. You've no drugs, no gun, and you ain't seen jack.

Anything to offer?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Masturbation works on just about everything...

... 'cept tobacco stains...​

 

[TonyClifton]

It's daylight here in Alaska!

I will race you to the hot tub!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Your Apple IIGS™ doesn't
support Photoshop™?

 

[TonyClifton]

You unlock this door with the key of imagination.

Beyond it is another dimension.

A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.

You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.

You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Korean Twilight Zone​

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i just got up not too long ago.. enjoying this banging ass coffee

 

[islandman]

i used the obviously-southern idiom "slim pickin's" and all the racism you find is from the fruit line?

tsk tsk tsk

What can I say, you fail at this too.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fruit.

 

[islandman]

Fruit.

Next time, keep your young ones in check.