Up for Auction, PC

[morninggirl5]

LOL, I'll try to save you

150

 

[KillerMuffin]

*kicks the dog* You don't have any lit points. Remember?

200. I'ma buy him and I'ma buy EBW and I'ma have me some nekkie hot oil wrasslin.

Where is PC going? PC? PC?!? Wait! YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR BEFORE YOU--!!!!

Too late.

Anyone know where we can get a garage door replaced? There is a large gaping vehicular shaped hole in it now.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Dahling

hope you got your tongue nice and strong!

 

[Problem Child]

Thank God.

Somebody shoot that fucking mutt with rock salt.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Nope we all have 150, and Sammy is lending me his. 220

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck that, dogs don't get points.

Get outta here FiFi.

Woof!

(Where's tiggs when you need her?)

 

[Cheyenne]

Fuck that, dogs don't get points.

All MEMBERS get points, and Puddles is a well-loved member of the board. Of COURSE she gets points!

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Ah dahlling

you're gonna have soooo much fun!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*gets out the .410 and rocksalt*

300. Amscray muttling.

 

[Cheyenne]

Puddles:
Mink and I had 510. We (I) gave 250 away already today, and Mink wants to keep one to frame. I'd be honored if you'd take the remaining 259 lit points towards your bestiality goal with PC.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

once he's tried poodles he won't settle for less! 400

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Ah PC with four legs and eight tits who could resist me?

 

[Problem Child]

I've got 380 and I'll add that to whatever Muffie has and I will beg borrow or steal as many fucking points as I need to not to be bought by a fucking DOG!

Lavender, where the fuck are you!

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

" A Hundred and One pounds of fun that's my little hunny bun!"

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a lot lit points to play with, not including yours PC. I can get more, too!

Puddlykins, don't make me resort to extortion and blackmail. I know things...

450

 

[Purple Haze]

500 points, that's my final offer.

You're welcome.

 

[Cheyenne]

You're saving PC from KM??

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

I have a lot lit points to play with, not including yours PC. I can get more, too!

Puddlykins, don't make me resort to extortion and blackmail. I know things...

450

Sammy allready found out about us! 525

 

[Problem Child]

500 points, that's my final offer.

You're welcome.

At least you've got 46 chromosomes.

Is there anything else you want to tell me about yourself Hazie?

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

not sure that I want him if he can't add any better than that!

 

[Purple Haze]

I was trying to save you from a wicked leg-humping, but I'm out of points, you're on your own now.

Siccum, Killer!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have just under 1,000 points without PC's at my disposal. There is no us, you silly little twit mutt. Do possums ring a bell to you? Benedict Poodle?

550.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

I have just under 1,000 points without PC's at my disposal. There is no us, you silly little twit mutt. Do possums ring a bell to you? Benedict Poodle?

550.

After all those sweet things you said, too. You liked the possum better than I did anyway, beside Sammy's seen the pictures. 575

 

[Problem Child]

Rescued by a goddess *sigh*

Fuck off mutt!

 

[Purple Haze]

PC, you may end up wearing gloves here, (covering eyes)

Oh crimeney sakes alive.