Up for Auction, PC

[Purple Haze]

I'll give a hundred Lit-points for some mouthwash.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmmm... Did Purple lie about points? Back to 1,239 for Puddles!

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Hazzzy, you printed those points youself, did't you! Hell the ink is still wet, DAMN, you better be scrounging some points from somewhere!

So demeaning.

 

[Problem Child]

Those points are padded. I want an audit!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Puppydoggie. Hazie is Siren's favorite. Hazie has more points than he has wood. He is the point plethora.

I am so very shocked you never noticed.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

It's one thing to be a whore, but to get counterfit points...that's getting screewed for screwwing! You better make this right or MacDoogy will be visiting you.

 

[lavender]

 

[Cheyenne]

Does KM lose any points for agreeing with Hazie's deceit?

 

[Purple Haze]

I have Lit-points coming out of my ass.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Eh? Hazie's deceit? The man has lit points coming out of his wood.

Unless they got taken away while I wasn't looking.

 

[Problem Child]

*rolling up a handful of D-Con in a ball of raw hamburger*

"Here Puddles...nice doggie...Hungry?"

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Hamburger? Hummrumph! No wonder there's just the two of us bidding! You expect ME to eat hamberger? Sechhh, can I lower my bid?

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

He does have that huge tongue, and is kinda cute, but boy oh boy are you going to earn your keep for a week.

 

[Problem Child]

Yes, mongrel, you get hamburger- exactly one meal, then you go on a very long diet.

Muffin can have any cut of meat she wants...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well. My bid sits a 700. Highest bid.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Yes, mongrel, you get hamburger- exactly one meal, then you go on a very long diet.

Muffin can have any cut of meat she wants...

PC you need to be worried about what you will be eating for a week. 900

 

[KillerMuffin]

1,000!

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

1200

 

[KillerMuffin]

1,290!!!!

 

[lavender]

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

1300

 

[Laurel]

I bid ALL my Lit points for PC.

I'm going to lead him around on a chain.

I'm going to make him eat from a bowl.

And...I'm going to make him wear a "Tom Daschle is Damn Sexy" t-shirt everywhere he goes.

 

[lavender]

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

I bid ALL my Lit points for PC.

I'm going to lead him around on a chain.

I'm going to make him eat from a bowl.

And...I'm going to make him wear a "Tom Daschle is Damn Sexy" t-shirt everywhere he goes.

Hmmm, and how many is that?


Hey PC, I'm looking better and better, 'eh? Come on you know you like curly hair.

 

[Laurel]

I'll happily share him with KM & Puddles, though. We'll give him a jacuzzi party he won't soon forget.