United States of Jewmerica was discovered by a Jew

[Guest]

Did you know Christopher Colombus used to be a Jew? I fucking didn't. My university education wasted, then (money down the toilet).

Here's the link:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1453015,00.html

Oh, Saul Bellow died, by the way.

 

[NoJo]

Did you know Christopher Colombus used to be a Jew? I fucking didn't. My university education wasted, then (money down the toilet).

Here's the link:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1453015,00.html

Oh, Saul Bellow died, by the way.

I think the Columbus thing is not really proven, it's a contentious theory. They say he was a "converso", a secretly practising Jew.

 

[cloudy]

Um, svet....nobody "discovered" America, there were already people here.

 

[NoJo]

Um, svet....nobody "discovered" America, there were already people here.

Invaded. But let it go.

edited. No, why the fuck should you let it go, until the language is changed?

 

[Guest]

Right. Anyway...

Did you know that creditcard companies are now deliverately targetting young homeless people?

How evil, long-term market strategy is that!?

 

[NoJo]

Right. Anyway...

Did you know that creditcard companies are now deliverately targetting young homeless people?

How evil, long-term market strategy is that!?

Happened to me, twenty five years ago. I crossed a picket line of students to get it, because I had a "fuck the majority" attitude -- I didn't like being told what to think by them. They're probably all richer than me now.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Did you know that creditcard companies are now deliverately targetting young homeless people?

Where do they send the bills? The old refrigerator box under the expressway?

 

[Guest]

Where do they send the bills? The old refrigerator box under the expressway?

I don't know. POBox in San Diego which is actually in Devonshire?

Anyhow, what bugs me is fucking Gillette. I mean, my two bladed Gillette Sensor is not in chemist's. Oh no. They only stock Gillette Mach 3 which is three bladed (as if two blades are not enough). Being three bladed, it's naturally more expensive. In addition, Gillette Sensor's T-shaped detachable handle isn't gonna fit into Mach 3 (square penis in round cunt). Inevitablly, one needs a new T-shaped handle.

Fucking throw-away madness.

That's it. I'm not shaving.

 

[Jagged]

CLoudy.........Well Columbus discovered America like one discovers a chinese resturant in the neighborhood. You arrive people are there already but it is new to you......and you let all your friends know about it.


As to Columbus being a Jew that is one theory. He was a practicing Catholic that much is know but it would seem his past isn't that clear at all. One theory even says Columbus was a from a mercenary family that fought at see against the King's family and that they were Spainish as well. He had good reasons to hide his past.......whatever it was......They were kicking Jews out of Spain at the time and they would have never given resources to a former enemy.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

They say that Lana Turner was discovered in Schwab's Drugstore, but I don’t think they mean that she was conceived there.

 

[elsol]

CLoudy.........Well Columbus discovered America like one discovers a chinese resturant in the neighborhood. You arrive people are there already but it is new to you......and you let all your friends know about it.

Do you kill the owners of that restaurant?

That's what I thought 'discover' really meant.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Softouch911]

Did you know Christopher Colombus used to be a Jew? I fucking didn't. My university education wasted, then (money down the toilet).

Here's the link:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1453015,00.html

Oh, Saul Bellow died, by the way.

Saul Bellow died. This deserves equal space at least. I don't know who I could have learned more from.

And I think I saw Augie March in the dollar store today anyway.



Softouch

 

[NoJo]

I don't know. POBox in San Diego which is actually in Devonshire?

Anyhow, what bugs me is fucking Gillette. I mean, my two bladed Gillette Sensor is not in chemist's. Oh no. They only stock Gillette Mach 3 which is three bladed (as if two blades are not enough). Being three bladed, it's naturally more expensive. In addition, Gillette Sensor's T-shaped detachable handle isn't gonna fit into Mach 3 (square penis in round cunt). Inevitablly, one needs a new T-shaped handle.

Fucking throw-away madness.

That's it. I'm not shaving.

I want to meet you and talk shit in a bar with you all night, then cuss random strangers until we get 86ed.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Saul Bellows is/was an acquired taste that I didn't.

The author of that article or the editors of the Guardian should be taken out and horse-whipped, not for what was in the article, but for what was not in the heading--that it was a polemic and that the example used was an unproven, though not improbable, theory.

A proven factoid is that on the same tide which Columbus began his voyage, sailed ships carrying the last Jewish exiles from Spain.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[R. Richard]

They say that Lana Turner was discovered in Schwab's Drugstore, but I don’t think they mean that she was conceived there.

The actual location where Lana Turner was "discovered" was the Top Hat Cafe, across the street from Hollywood High. Lana Turner was a student at Hollywood High and the film people could not meet her on campus. The Top Hat Cafe was a convenient place and the meet was set up there.

 

[Guest]

Um, svet....nobody "discovered" America, there were already people here.

*nods*
There was a city centre of aboriginals near Ohio which from archaeological evidence shows a population of up to some 500,000 people - more than any city from Europe at the time.

Tis true.

G

 

[Huckleman2000]

I don't know. POBox in San Diego which is actually in Devonshire?

Anyhow, what bugs me is fucking Gillette. I mean, my two bladed Gillette Sensor is not in chemist's. Oh no. They only stock Gillette Mach 3 which is three bladed (as if two blades are not enough). Being three bladed, it's naturally more expensive. In addition, Gillette Sensor's T-shaped detachable handle isn't gonna fit into Mach 3 (square penis in round cunt). Inevitablly, one needs a new T-shaped handle.

Fucking throw-away madness.

That's it. I'm not shaving.

I got one of those in the mail, unsolicited. I must be on a special mailing list of the hirsute someplace.

Anyway, the Mach 3 is to shaving what word-processor programs were to writing - once you have tried it, it's impossible to go back. I've even tried a 3-bladed store-brand knock-off, and it's not the same. I sport a full beard, and only shave my neck regularly, and I will use a 2-month old Mach 3 blade over a brand new Bic disposable twin-blade every time.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Um, svet....nobody "discovered" America, there were already people here.

Cloudy, I think it has been pretty well established that America was discovered by nomadic Asians who crossed over what is now the Bering Straight but was once an isthmus. It happened thousands of years ago.

I think it has been pretty well established that Norsemen and Portuguese, and maybe even Phoenicians, landed in America long before Columbus.

 

[Guest]

Angel or Devil? You decide.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/story/0,12977,1453305,00.html

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UK general election 05-05-05 (666?)
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Quick Quize: what's wrong with this sentence?

"I was born on Rhode Island."

 

[NoJo]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/story/0,12977,1453305,00.html

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UK general election 05-05-05 (666?)
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Quick Quize: what's wrong with this sentence?

"I was born on Rhode Island."

I like the last sentence:

As to why Ms Htay has offered her services, when bottled milk could do just as well? "I don't even want to go there," says Strike.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Anyhow, what bugs me is fucking Gillette. I mean, my two bladed Gillette Sensor is not in chemist's. Oh no. They only stock Gillette Mach 3 which is three bladed (as if two blades are not enough). Being three bladed, it's naturally more expensive. In addition, Gillette Sensor's T-shaped detachable handle isn't gonna fit into Mach 3 (square penis in round cunt). Inevitablly, one needs a new T-shaped handle.

Fucking throw-away madness.

King Camp Gillette is worshiped as a business/marketing genius for coming up with the idea of selling the razors cheap or even giving them away, then making the consumers pay big money for the blades. At first his blades were too good and lasted too long. They had to switch to a softer steel so they'd wear out faster.

Me, I'm waiting for the 18-blade razor. It's only a matter of time.

 

[Guest]

OK.

One is born in Rhode Island. You know why?

Don't tell me your teeth fell off. No, wait. You already said . . .

 

[NoJo]

That riddle gave me a hard in.

 

[Guest]

Svet, you are as hard to follow as progressive jazz and make about as much sense.

 

[NoJo]

Svet, you are as hard to follow as progressive jazz and make about as much sense.

I only pretend to like him, becuase it helps me pick up chicks.