Unholy grunt

[Aquila]

I was sitting here, listening to my music, drinking my tea, and generally minding my own business. When suddenly the thought of a knock down drag out old fashioned fistfight with God struck me. I went so far as to grunt in mild amusement.

thus it was an unholy grunt.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Aquila]

ROFL, you goof ball.

What are you fighting with God about? You know he'll win, right?

Indeed he will,
Yet the thought of the All mighty uttering catch phrases such as
"That's gotta hurt"
"You want some of me?"
"Put em up, Put em uuuup"
"I could have been a contender"
Would make the inevitable beating at the hands of the Lord well and truly worth it. Just for giggles mind you.

 

[Smiley777]

Indeed he will,
Yet the thought of the All mighty uttering catch phrases such as
"That's gotta hurt"
"You want some of me?"
"Put em up, Put em uuuup"
"I could have been a contender"
Would make the inevitable beating at the hands of the Lord well and truly worth it. Just for giggles mind you.

LOL!

 

[Guest]

I bet He'd tweak your nose - "ya ain't so bad, ya ain't so bad!"

 

[Smiley777]

"I pity da foo who step in da ring with me!"

 

[Aquila]

"Its time to lay the smack down"

 

[Smiley777]

"And you shall know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[Aquila]

"And you shall know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

well... yeah

 

[Problem Child]

I had an unholy grunt today. Went shopping, came back two hours later and the bathroom still stunk.

p.u.

 

[Guest]

Go ahead - make my day.


(the perfect thing God would say before kicking your ass)

 

[Texan]

When God grunts, it's called THUNDER. And that thing that comes just before His grunt, beats the hell out of a left hook.