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sanchopanza

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the fruits of my very sick mind have hugely unexpected but welcome consequences - girls i know don't recoil at me for being a pervert like they did at secondary school (bloody snobs) but instead gather round me begging me for porn - long live porn. i tell ya its a bloody miracle, women love porn more than men.
 
sanchopanza said:
women love porn more than men.

You poor thing, I can't believe you've only just found that out. Oh well, better late than never, I guess. ;)

Lou
 
Yeppers

Can only confirm lou's comments here mate, women bloody love it:devil: Oh and porn:D
 
women love porn more than men.

Does that mean "women love porn more tham men do" or "women love pron more than they love men"?

Oh well, I guess that both could be true.

/Ice - began writitng porn as an attached man. Damn.
 
Much of porn lit is nothing more than Romance novels on steriods..

There, that ought to piss somebody off.....
 
Myself, I've discovered recently that I can enjoy being pornographic.

Otherwise porn in general has no appeal for me, and any erotica I read has to be very well written. Even amidst all the playful banter and serious flirting on this site there have only been two Lit. men who managed to arouse me. Everyone knows Pops is one.

Perdita :p
 
Perdy, that's your nicest AV so far. "Not even Death can tear us apart" - so Addams Family-esque!:)
 
The_Fool said:
Much of porn lit is nothing more than Romance novels on steriods..

There, that ought to piss somebody off.....

You know I don't write that way. ;) :p
Come to think of it, I've never read anything like that, either.

Purrrrr, I so agree with you! I get such a kick out of being pornographic. I always enjoy looking at it/watching it, too, but that's a different matter.

Lou, who knows exactly what you mean. :devil:

EDIT: I just had to add this. Purrditta, there's something else about your post I can relate to, there's two Lit male members (sorry, no pun intended) that frequently arouse me. :devil:
 
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Flicka, I like the way she's looking at him. I'll look like that some day only I'll be staring out the window. :(

Don't know why I said that. Glad you like my muertitos.

Perd
 
"Who is promiscuous?
-Everyone who has more sex than you do."

"Those who say that promiscuity is a bad thing, clearly haven't tried it for themselves!"

People keep telling me that there's something... "wrong" with pornography and promiscuity.
But if being wrong feels so damned good, I don't want to be all right!:D
 
Hehe

Svenskaflicka said:
"Who is promiscuous?
-Everyone who has more sex than you do."

"Those who say that promiscuity is a bad thing, clearly haven't tried it for themselves!"

People keep telling me that there's something... "wrong" with pornography and promiscuity.
But if being wrong feels so damned good, I don't want to be all right!:D

Just to sum up then dear, 'If it feels good, do it'.:devil:

Hey Purdy darling, fancy a quick arousal or three:devil: :rose:

Hey Lou, wanna make that three guys:D
 
The_Fool said:
Much of porn lit is nothing more than Romance novels on steriods..

There, that ought to piss somebody off.....
Nopes, that's how I like my porn served.
 
Hmmmmmm

The_Fool said:
Much of porn lit is nothing more than Romance novels on steriods..

There, that ought to piss somebody off.....

Probably need to be on Viagra for me mate, she's bloody drained me now this week:D
 
perdita said:
Flicka, I like the way she's looking at him. I'll look like that some day only I'll be staring out the window. :(

I get this little speech caption in my head when I see it.

"Roger darling, you look kind of pale today. Roger? Hello?"
 
its only blokes who call me a pervert . . . the girls are always shouting at me "hows your pornos going" and when i tell them they say "i am in this one . . . put me in this one as well" sheesh sometimes i wonder why i didn't get into this filthy business a long time ago
 
i don't see any distinction. erotica is supposed to be porn with emotions. i want to write porn with emotions and thought and shit like that - whats that called then? smart-arse erotica? and i'm told women prefer "erotica" to porn because of the emotions present . . . i discussed this with an attractive friend of mine *ahem* and she said that she could never conceive of how anybody could make a distinction between men's porn and women's porn (by the by she is in my next story)
 
sanchopanza said:
i don't see any distinction. erotica is supposed to be porn with emotions. i want to write porn with emotions and thought and shit like that - whats that called then? smart-arse erotica? and i'm told women prefer "erotica" to porn because of the emotions present . . . i discussed this with an attractive friend of mine *ahem* and she said that she could never conceive of how anybody could make a distinction between men's porn and women's porn (by the by she is in my next story)

I certainly can't and won't speak for all woman but to me the distiction is vivid. As far as skin flicks are concerned most of the "lesbians" therein are strictly placed for male amusement even in the all female flicks. This may be a newsflash but a real lesbian isn't just keeping herself amused with pussy until a strapping man comes along. There are films geared specifically toward lesbians and they tend to be more erotic and well thought out and involve plot story line and cause and effect. "It's not just hey we've been best friends for years who secretly harbor sexual fantisises about each oother so lets get it on." On the same hand erotic stories should contain the aforementioned basics. To me erotica is a build up not straight to the action sex.
 
ah okay you see what i said was:

"i discussed this with an attractive friend of mine *ahem* and she said that she could never conceive of how anybody could make a distinction between men's porn and women's porn"

thats what she said not me . . . i know most male oriented porn tends towards lesbians and lesbians using phallic replacements - i think that is pretty damn funny actually. i have spoken to a few people who have said they would use strap-ons strangely enough
 
sanchopanza said:
ah okay you see what i said was:

"i discussed this with an attractive friend of mine *ahem* and she said that she could never conceive of how anybody could make a distinction between men's porn and women's porn"

thats what she said not me . . . i know most male oriented porn tends towards lesbians and lesbians using phallic replacements - i think that is pretty damn funny actually. i have spoken to a few people who have said they would use strap-ons strangely enough

Strap ons can be fun :devil:

for everyone involved, although I perfer the hand in glove method myself;)
 
i heard the one with the strap-on attached can actually feel a great deal of pleasure - now that surprised me
 
sanchopanza said:
i heard the one with the strap-on attached can actually feel a great deal of pleasure - now that surprised me

that's true. although I may be pleading the fifth on the actual explanation
or the ins and out.
 
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