"Unequivocal Proof" Global warming real and man made

[Ishmael]

Who's denying a warming trend?

It's the Chicken Soup Duct Tape for the Globe that we're concerned with...

It's like a Red Green fix.

Hey Ish, POOKIE's spoiling for a fight this morning!

Got positively vicious when I refused to get into the ring. Name calling and EVERYTHING! Such a good little centrist progressive Liberal in denial.

It must be that time of the month where her alligator hormones overload her oxygen starved brain.

Ishmael

 

[*******]

Peeps did you see the one where the cost of drugs is going up and some are being made unavailable in Canada because drug manufacturers are afrain they'll turn right around and sell them to Americans at a profit?

Profits they are being denied which dries up R&D forcing them to rely on government handouts and thusly raising our taxes.

Ahhhhhh, the lovely laws of unintended consequences and the Kyoto protocalls...

 

[*******]

Good burn bro...

 

[Ishmael]

Good burn bro...

Ya, I know.

Of course I DO have a solution the liberals can live with. We'll pass an UN SCR resolution that the earth is restricted to .001 C rise in temperature pre decade. Then set up a food for temperature program.

Ishmael

 

[*******]

That's better than the TANG GOD post!

Time to go avoid stepping in horse-shit...

I really hate rodeos but the little one LOVES horses, so duty (and doodie) calls!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm still not sure how it is that a disbelief in global warming--I'm not even talking about skepticism; I'm referring to flat-out denial that it could possibly be taking place--ever came to be an ironclad part of conservative ideology.

It's very simple. When the tobacco companies had to downsize, their scientists needed to find another corporate tit to feed off of.

 

[Ishmael]

It's very simple. When the tobacco companies had to downsize, their scientists needed to find another corporate tit to feed off of.

True, so they went to work terrorizing people with the "Global Warming" thing. Damn but those scientists always know where the money is.

Ishmael

 

[Hamletmaschine]

True, so they went to work terrorizing people with the "Global Warming" thing. Damn but those scientists always know where the money is.

Yeah, those windmill manufacturers have money to burn.

 

[p_p_man]

Yeah, those windmill manufacturers have money to burn.

The problem is that we're building so many windmill farms that it's reckoned wind will be completely depleted by 2020...

I reckon the sea's the best bet. As global warming melts the ice caps, more water will be produced to harness for power...

ppman

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Anyone except the LT droid wanna take up the challenge?

Ishmael

Everyone's too busy laughing at you to respond.

 

[RobDownSouth]

No there isn't. There is a consensus that there is warming taking place. There is NO consensus as to the cause.

Ishmael

75% of all scientific papers support the greenhouse gasses theory. The remaining 25% acknowledge the role of greenhouse gasses. Ishmael is alone in the wilderness with his tinfoil hat theory of warming

On Planet Ishmael, a 51% Bush win is a "mandate", but 75% of all scientists agreeing on something is not a "consensus".

 

[Le Jacquelope]

75% of all scientific papers support the greenhouse gasses theory. The remaining 25% acknowledge the role of greenhouse gasses. Ishmael is alone in the wilderness with his tinfoil hat theory of warming

On Planet Ishmael, a 51% Bush win is a "mandate", but 75% of all scientists agreeing on something is not a "consensus".

Because 100% of all scientists are godless communist anti-creationists. With godless college degrees.